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"I don't think that Something Awful should be lagging behind reddit on this kind of thing," like nigga goons used to brag all the time about exposing Reddit as a pedophile haven.
 
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Autismo said:
from the very mentally healthy pandemic thread

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The only "reason" this goon's wife isn't listening to is the one that gets her out this doomobsessed prototroon's sphere and lets her live as normal of a life as the democrats will let her this week.
 
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Pissmaster said:
Possible blindness? Is this something those loons think happens when you get COVID?
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trent said:
It probably happened to one person out of millions who got covid so naturally Goons think it will most certainly happen to them.
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I'm pretty sure he mentioned it because it's one of the things you can get from a bad orthopox infection. Also one of the potential side effects of the smallpox jab for the same reason. Basically it's a straight couple having monkeypox hysteria despite not actually being at risk.
 
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Why do these nutjobs care about preserving their life to such a neurotic level, anyway? They live in constant terror, death would be a release.
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You get the most glorious chimpouts of you point this out to doomers. But still not as big as if you suggest that they're being doomers - or even provide evidence that they're wrong to be so relentlessly negative.

Unsurprisingly, woke hellholes are full of doomers that will go off on you for suggesting anything that doesn't support their ego. Funny how they don't want solutions, they just want to be mad - almost as if they're just assholes.
 
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Something Awful said:
Why do these nutjobs care about preserving their life to such a neurotic level, anyway? They live in constant terror, death would be a release.
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Next Task said:
Unsurprisingly, woke hellholes are full of doomers that will go off on you for suggesting anything that doesn't support their ego.
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The natural outgrowth of Euphoria. Or at least Euphoria as practiced by goons or any one who is at euphoria via galaxy-brained thinking.

See, they became atheists not through some relevation or w/e but because God was totally wrecking their lifestyle and putting limits on them. IF you reject God and all those God Bothers restrictions, you can do whever you want.
And "what they want" is engage in only short-term endorphine rushes from Vidya, degen lifestyle, internet hate mobs, instead of building actual relationships with family (racists), neighbors (trumpers or blacks... um i mean I like black people I just don't want to impose my whiteness on them), or building something that will outlast them like children, a business/organization, or even a body of work (effort & ablist).
They have nothing, and will leave behind nothing. The only mark of their passing is a drop in the netflix subscriber account.
When the yawning void rears its head, this terrifies them so they will do anything to cling to their empty little bugman lives because this is it.

You have Agnostics like Sagan who, despite being on of the Atheist relgion's Prophets, was agnostic and not militantly anti-religion, and in addition to his research, left behind other books and essays, made a positive impact on many lives, and had five children. He had also made peace with that if nothing awaited him after death, he was going to be too busy being nothing to give a shit.

Compare how Sagan handled his cancer vs. Ray Kurzweil's continual copium about them having high-definition brain scans in time to get his before dementia sets in.
 
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Leonard Helplessness said:
User emTme3 encourages the others not to fret, since the inevitable downfall of society justifies consumption of anime child pornography. In fact, it justifies consumption of any remaining pleasure to be had on our dying earth!
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I'll be damned if I can tell the reasoning of these freaks apart from James Watt's, Reagan's first Secretary of the Interior, who responded to environmental concerns by saying it didn't matter because Jesus was coming back any day now anyway, and was roundly mocked, largely by the same kind of people posting this hysterical bullshit now.
 
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Autismo said:
from the very mentally healthy pandemic thread

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lol, this same retard was freaking out a couple of weeks ago because his wife had to go to the dentist. He didn't want her to go, until the thread convinced him that ignoring a fucking tooth abcess would have much worse consequences than the remote possibility of catching covid. After the appointment, he made her quarantine in their bedroom for like a week, while he wore a respirator around their apartment & spent his time doomposting in the covid thread about the best places to position his homemade covid air filter. He only finally relented when she threatened to leave him, and was still asking for advice on how many negative tests she should pass before he could feel safe. Even the other covid goons were telling him he was being insane & needed to chill out.
 
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bucolic said:
lol, this same retard was freaking out a couple of weeks ago because his wife had to go to the dentist. He didn't want her to go, until the thread convinced him that ignoring a fucking tooth abcess would have much worse consequences than the remote possibility of catching covid. After the appointment, he made her quarantine in their bedroom for like a week, while he wore a respirator around their apartment & spent his time doomposting in the covid thread about the best places to position his homemade covid air filter. He only finally relented when she threatened to leave him, and was still asking for advice on how many negative tests she should pass before he could feel safe. Even the other covid goons were telling him he was being insane & needed to chill out.
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Behold, the one person who would welcome being welded into his home by his glorious CCP overlords.
 
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bucolic said:
lol, this same retard was freaking out a couple of weeks ago because his wife had to go to the dentist. He didn't want her to go, until the thread convinced him that ignoring a fucking tooth abcess would have much worse consequences than the remote possibility of catching covid. After the appointment, he made her quarantine in their bedroom for like a week, while he wore a respirator around their apartment & spent his time doomposting in the covid thread about the best places to position his homemade covid air filter. He only finally relented when she threatened to leave him, and was still asking for advice on how many negative tests she should pass before he could feel safe. Even the other covid goons were telling him he was being insane & needed to chill out.
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This got me MATI.

'Help SA goons! My wife is trying to escape the coom dungeon I've forced her to inhabit these past 2+ years. She said she'd rather die than listen to me say "wE'Re iN a pANdemIC!" one more time. This is painful for me because that's been my go-to line every time she wants to see her friends or family, or go outside. As a compromise for destroying her entire social world, I've been taking her for walks around the block like a dog (as long as she has her muzzle facemask on). How do I get her to be afraid again of a mild chest cold with a 99+% survival rate that's so weak the 79-year old president shrugged it off?'

And apparently the goons are telling him he's being ridiculous? Give me a break. These are the exact same people that, 2 years ago, would stoke paranoia to lock the country down so they could 'stay inside coom and game save lives!' But when they're confronted with a true believer, it's embarrassing for them to see the soul-sucking insane things a person would have to do if they believed Covid was as serious as they've been telling us it is.
 
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The ship might be going down, but we've all had some good memories on Something Awful. Let's talk about the times our fellow posters helped us out of a bad place and made us feel like we weren't quite as alone in the world.

A couple years ago I was in a disastrous place - an unemployed trans woman with no local support network, a single parent of what seemed like a permanently-intransigent child, chronically ill, and approaching my 40th birthday with no hope in sight - and I melted down one night in PYF. At the end of the meltdown I asked Literally A Bird for a probation; the stated reason was so I could get my head on straight, but the truth was that I expected to end that night no longer able to come back to the forums. I'd even put "send a message to the mods" in the notes I'd planned to send so they could perma my account.

LAB sent back an unexpectedly kind note. I don't remember exactly what she said, but it was gentle and positive and forgiving - and it gave me enough hope to set my plans aside for one night. And the next day, I decided I could set them aside for another, and I kept doing that until I didn't have the impulse anymore.

It's not an exaggeration to say that that one act of kindness kept me alive, and I'll never forget it.

How have Something Awful and its posters helped you and improved your life?

(Let's keep this a shitpost-free zone, please. I know it's tradition but a lot of us are feeling a little melancholy right now and we could use some unalloyed positivity!)

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