Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

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Aquinas said:
You'll need a complete set before that'll happen.
Currently you're missing Ser Poole and 'Hotwheels'.
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Poole is more infamous nowadays and a hot wheels quote is as simple as shitposting on /operate/
 
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Lowtax said:
I like how you attempted to apologize but still tried to maintain that tough, bitter edginess that's so en vogue. You even included an Ambien/ boxed wine reference at the end, even though it was clearly forced. Hats off to you, good sir!
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No mangosteen reference though, so give him a little credit.

Speaking of that exotic Asian fruit, what's your deal with it? Why do you ban people over it, and then go on long winded diatribes over how much it doesn't bother you because people who don't care obviously go on long winded diatribes about how much they don't get bothered.

And I'd like an honest answer. I could've made a "Lowtax is a cuckold pill popper who peels his chili to feet pictures" joke, but I didn't because I still have some respect for all those old Jeff K and Cliff Yablonski updates.
 
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Lowtax said:
That's fine, I had no idea it would trigger nutty conspiracy theories, and people would actually believe them. I don't care about your IPs, I don't care about doxing you, I'm a 41 year old man with three kids and I'm wayyyyyy beyond the point of getting internet revenge on those who have wronged me.
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This is nothing. You should have seen the Peter Coffin thread.
 
GBS seems to have noticed Lowtax is MIA.

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AnOminous said:
Cliff Yablonski was one of the funniest things ever done on the Internet. Also SA introduced me to the laughable lolcows that are juggalos.
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And Fashion SWAT was fucking incredible. ROM pit was cool too. I still read up on those old reviews because it's like a time capsule from a time when the internet wasn't taken so damn seriously
 
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Bungleboy said:
And Fashion SWAT was fucking incredible. ROM pit was cool too. I still read up on those old reviews because it's like a time capsule from a time when the internet wasn't taken so damn seriously
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I'm partial to WTF D&D. I'm not even into pen-and-paper RPGs and it was still some of the funniest shit I've ever read.
 
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@Lowtax has uploaded a video to his YouTube channel today titled "Why Shmorky is no longer with Gaming Garbage". It really highlights the weird voice charade that Shmorky refused to tone down.


He also left a comment on the video explaining in further detail the meltdown that happened recently where the police had to get involved with the domestic dispute between Shmorky and his parter:

Lowtax said:
Also, I'd like to point out that when shmorky's girl/boyfriend (I honestly don't know because she used to identify herself as a man) was going insane and claiming I molested my children and was part of a wiccan cabal that distributed underage sex tapes her father filmed of her as a kid, he messaged my wife and said he was scared for his life. We then spent the next 8 hours trying to figure out where he lived and get cops to show up and diffuse the situation and hopefully take her away, as she was threatening to murder him. Every time the cops came, shmorky refused to talk with him because, as he told my wife, he was "too scared." But, and I swear to god this is true, he said he was silently mouthing the word "help me" to the officers, but unfortunately they didn't catch it.

I kept on IMing and trying to call him, but he wouldn't respond to me, only my wife. I have no clue why. We finally talked the cops into going over once again, and I told them that when they show up, they need to persuade shmorky to get out of the house and go to a hotel or something, which he finally did.

Now here's what really upset me: my wife and I were worried sick about him getting killed by that crazy nut woman, and we spent the entire evening and night trying to make sure shmorky was okay. Then he finally gets out of the situation for the time being, and he doesn't say a word to me. He ignores every message I send him. He doesn't answer his phone. He has never acknowledged what we did to help him, much less shown any appreciation. He just simply used the incident to gain pity points on social media and portray himself as an innocent victim. Nevermind the fact that the whole reason his partner went nuts was because he made her stop taking her anti-schizophrenia drugs. Nothing is ever his fault and the various injustices of the world conspire against him, he's a brave soldier for being able to carry on and survive in this cruel world.

So yeah, lots of words, but some folks don't really understand what happened, and unfortunately to describe the whole mess, I have to type a lot of shit here.
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BALLZ-BROKEN said:
No mangosteen reference though, so give him a little credit.

Speaking of that exotic Asian fruit, what's your deal with it? Why do you ban people over it, and then go on long winded diatribes over how much it doesn't bother you because people who don't care obviously go on long winded diatribes about how much they don't get bothered.

And I'd like an honest answer. I could've made a "Lowtax is a cuckold pill popper who peels his chili to feet pictures" joke, but I didn't because I still have some respect for all those old Jeff K and Cliff Yablonski updates.
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AFAIK a couple years ago, Lowtax made a thread about the merits of some asian Mangosteen-based health supplement, seemingly bc it produced good results for him. However, the way he did it came across as shilling, and SA had a history of running ads for many dubious Asian products. People called him out for it, and he had a big chimpout, basically shitting on them and saying all goons were overly-suspicious assholes who were pointlessly mean to him.

He locked the thread, but it was never forgotten and became an infamous, mockable example of how thin-skinned and sketchy with money LT could be. It's become a meme, and people are sometimes banned for joking about it.

Mangosteen juice is still tasty as fuck though.
 
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