Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

[Blimp]

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Hi Measly, this is just a preview, but I hope you resolve to DFE better in 2020, when DID you renounce your vapid techbro ways, anyway? Around the time you nuked most traces of your prior persona to be a better ace?

 

[Null]

lol, I know authorize.net's chargeback fee. Chargebacks are genuine dick moves, and I am so against them it was my initial beef with WoR's trolls. They'd chargeback fraud him constantly.

That's why I gave Lowtax 3 prior notices and a week to refund me manually, for free. If you refund you don't get a chargeback fee. My bank didn't even ask questions because I could support my case with these emails.

As with all things that bother him, Lowtax had a choice lol

 

[repentance]

 

[Ghostse]

As with all things that bother him, Lowtax had a choice lol

And as with all things Lowtax, he decided to take the pill-addict way of doing nothing instead of expending minimum effort to avoid bad consequences.

 

[I don't like jews]

I'm fighting for my life by posting on these internet forums

 

[I don't like jews]

I joined a cult where 41% of the members kill themselves and the only thing holding me together emotionally is the mindless asspats from other cultists on this dying message board, and if you deprive me of that I may be forced to actually go outside


you monster

 

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Uh...how? What? Care to give an explanation to both of those statements? Because a handful of mouthbreathers on FYAD does not make an organization of Nazis orchestrating hate crimes, nor is SA the only "safe space" on the internet for marginalized people, or a safe space in general.

I'd actually be okay with this. Kiwi Farms buying out SA, I mean.

But it's also stupid and would never happen. How can you even think this?

 

[Blimp]

Back when people were tired of Radium's shit, EPG settling ancient grudges with Helldump, Icequeen beeing Icequeen, etc., all opposition was blamed on SASS sleeper cells, and even Bantown/RATF if you even consider those "opposition". Now that it's 2020, goons STILL don't understand that the calls have been coming from inside the forum since Penny Arcade. Since SS became MPC 2.0 and isn't even remotely SA-focused, KF is the closest thing now since there are two SA-centric threads

 

[FunPosting101]

How in the fuck could anyone think there are literal nazis on SA in 2020--oh wait, troons. Never mind. That aside, maybe if the barking lunatics errr "marginalized persons" in question are so bothered by the dead and gay forum they are posting on, they could go to just about anywhere else on the internet? I mean they do know that the wider internet has been thoroughly faggotified by now, don't they?

You get banned/deplatformed/whatever from mainstream sites for calling these people out on their bullshit, insulting them, or just doing anything at all that doesn't appease their multitude of neuroses now. Why the fuck are they still this attached to a badly coded and largely dead forum?

 

[Next Task]

Jesus Christ, who are these adults that don't have $10 to re-register and need goons to give them money for food?

If Lowtax approaches this from a purely mercenary perspective, he should realise that kicking out a handful of people who can't even afford to rereg is going to have a much smaller effect on his bottom line than letting them continue to dominate the forum.

Uh...how? What? Care to give an explanation to both of those statements? Because a handful of mouthbreathers on FYAD does not make an organization of Nazis orchestrating hate crimes, nor is SA the only "safe space" on the internet for marginalized people, or a safe space in general.

Perhaps very , but that sounds like someone making fun of the troons who honestly hold those two thoughts in their head.

Troons trying to take over a forum are just like troons in general. Except instead of 'maybe when I have this surgery, I'll finally be happy!' it's banning other users and having a perfect forum. They'll never be happy in either case, and there's no point trying to help because they bite the hand that feeds them then complain about the portion sizes.

 

[Ghostse]

Back when people were tired of Radium's shit, EPG settling ancient grudges with Helldump, Icequeen beeing Icequeen, etc., all opposition was blamed on SASS sleeper cells, and even Bantown/RATF if you even consider those "opposition". Now that it's 2019, goons STILL don't understand that the calls have been coming from inside the forum since Penny Arcade. Since SS became MPC 2.0 and isn't even remotely SA-focused, KF is the closest thing now since there are two SA-centric threads

Don't you see? It's always been the permabanned pantshitters.
15 years ago, I was banned. And since then, I've bidded my time. With my fellow pants shitters we've infiltrated Something Awful. The Dangan Rompa guy? One of us, we knew that the tumblr influx would destroy the forum, rotting it from the inside out. The first troon? Deep cover agent. Icequeen and putting Ozma (fat) forward for modship? Us again, knowing what would happen when the cat ladies started busybodying. Every single time there has been a forums uproar, one of our number has been behind the scenes, directing the chaos, stirring the shit. Our deep cover shitposting operatives are so deep into the forums, they are load bearing pillars of the community.
Not just on the forums. We've been taking this offline. Who do you think commissioned all the Klurf art? Who bought shmorky his first yarn wig? It was us, the permabanned pantshitting cabal of perma-mad racist bigots anime nerds. Who do you think got Chinkwife on the path to Jesus - knowing that it would deepen the wedge between them, causing a divorce which would cost Lowtax allimony and child support. Who convince maplewife to let Lowtax rawdog? Who convinced to Lowtax to go visit when she was ovulating? We are in that deep, and that dedicated. Logan Day's brother killed himself after his e-cred never recovered after he was banned for catchphrases. She was only too happy to play honey pot and get revenge on the man responsible.
Who do you think got Lowtax hooked on ambien in the first place?

And now, finally after 15 years of playing parts, infiltrating, scheming, and convincing internet nerds to go to thailand to cut off their dicks, we are enacting the final stage of our plan:
To have Lowtax publically cucked out on his own forum by mentally ill men in dresses...over the holidays.
Lowtax spent New Year's Eve alone, with no family, no friends, and then went to the forum he owns and operates to be insulted and called names by horsepiss injecting freaks.
His E-cred will never, EVER recover.

Trap. SPRUNG.

That's what you get for banning me for small bart you juice-shilling shit lord! Reap the whirlwind! After 15 years, Sensei Keep it Real will be avenged!
THE ARTISTOCRATS

tl;dr the 47 ronin, only everyone is a faggot

 

[Intelligent Calcium]

(Grima's role seems to flip flop randomly but I went with troon because he has that look)

 

[Man vs persistent rat]

I'd actually be okay with this. Kiwi Farms buying out SA, I mean.

But it's also stupid and would never happen. How can you even think this?

It's so worthless at this point that you'd be competing with bids from people who will just turn the domain into a page full of ads and a bitcoin miner to farm legacy click-throughs until they dry up. Nobody is going to waste money trying to turn it back into a real website that people might want to visit or experience growth.

The best result would be a troll with means buying the url and redirecting it to Trump's campaign website.

 

[forums poster wow]

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(Grima's role seems to flip flop randomly but I went with troon because he has that look)

hahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha i was thinking the same thing all night god bless

 

[AirdropShitposts]

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SA Forums: The Troon Stonewall riot.

After reading this brilliant and thoughtful piece of prose I was inspired by the mention of "union stewards" to realize that what the marginalized posters, er, content creators should do is unionize and begin a labor action until their demands are met. And this better be strongly enforced against any scab posters.

 

[Unog]

My favorite thing so far was how quickly the script flipped from 'we need to get rid of slurs and bigots and nazis because they make lgbtq people feel unsafe' to mocking someone for the (perceived) same shit:

These people, when they let the mask slip, show that they only give a fuck about feelings when they can use such horseshit to make others knuckle under to their whims. @Lowtax is a fucking moron for letting these psychos take over his forum and honestly he should have a heart-to-heart with the guy who got rid of his own tranny problem over at NeoGaf.

I mean, it'd still be a shit dead website like how neogaf is still cancer after removing their troon problem, but it didn't kill the gaffers and it certainly won't harm the forums if he just bites the damn bullet already. He's rapidly approaching the point where it'll be too late to do anything about it.

 

[Blimp]

"We're not sex perverts and demand to be taken seriously", so sayeth the troons with Aurahack avatars

 

[Null]

do those sideshow freaks actually think they look like anime women?

even real attractive women don't look like anime women lol

 

[FunPosting101]

do those sideshow freaks actually think they look like anime women?

even real attractive women don't look like anime women lol

Honestly? Probably not, the fondness for over the top anime art like that is likely because they know that they don't come anywhere close to looking like actual real life women.

 

[Null]

I'm currently working on something for my stream tonight, but this soundbite is too good to not touch on but not good enough to include anywhere else.

The comment he's replying to is obviously something about me confessing to "chargeback fuckery" (i.e. Chargeback Fraud, which is a crime I am very against), but he starts to correct them that I am owed my fucking money back, he is at fault for not refunding me properly, and he failed to render the service advertised or communicate with me after -- only to catch himself again and trail off.

motherfucker smh