Bigot Brigade Something Awful and Friends - The roller-coaster train-wreck embarrassing downfall of a Web 1.0 giant and its tick offspring like from Cloverfield

Wait, did these idiot fucking goons put this shit in their eyeballs because they heard the phrase "eyeballing a dose," which means just visually looking at a drug and doling out a dose that visually looks good, and thought it meant actually putting it in their eye? Doing either is really fucking bad with drugs that are toxic at low doses, but seriously? Because it looks like they did that out of pure stupidity from not understanding common slang.

I don't think. I think (giving them a huge benefit of doubt here) the whole "eyeballing = put it in your eye" thing was a joke/misunderstanding by retards. Eyeballing was simply like you said guesstimating a dose by going "looks like the right amount" which turns out is really fucking stupid for any chemical active in the milligram range.

The fact that everyone who took this shit ended up compulsively redosing after they blacked out didn't help at all either.
 
Serious question -- so I was chiefly involved in TFR/GiP/Games forums (Guarantee the former two will be axed next), but I've never really heard of the drug clique on SA until now.

I know that there are a bunch of distinct "communities" on SA that stay more or less isolated from each other until recently, does anyone have a rough list of them and what they're comprised of? I feel like there are entire forums I never visited and each one appears more disjointed from the site as a whole than others.
 
Serious question -- so I was chiefly involved in TFR/GiP/Games forums (Guarantee the former two will be axed next), but I've never really heard of the drug clique on SA until now.

I know that there are a bunch of distinct "communities" on SA that stay more or less isolated from each other until recently, does anyone have a rough list of them and what they're comprised of? I feel like there are entire forums I never visited and each one appears more disjointed from the site as a whole than others.

The cliques are the various different forums. The "illegal drug" clique hangs out on the literal illegal drug subforum titled "The Crackhead Clubhouse". The car posters post in the car forums, the game people in the game forums, and so on. All you have to do is pop in a forum and read the rules/guidelines thread. TCC is a forum that I still can't believe exists just from the tremendous liability it creates compared to the value of the content generated there (which is 0).

Also GiP is absolutely the next to go once the tranny crew manages to re-wrangle @Lowtax - once he calms down about losing $1,000-$4,000/month on patreon and complaining about it on the forums (that still give him $8,800/month on Patreon).
 
The fact that everyone who took this shit ended up compulsively redosing after they blacked out didn't help at all either.

I found that amazing, too. What fucking amateurs. This isn't the only drug that has that weird effect where you forget how much you took and take more, and if you are going to dive into something like that, you need to do dose control. Only do it under somewhat controlled circumstances that don't just let you go wild. Considering there are drugs that fuck you up so much you forget you even took a drug, your own name, or go into a k-hole where you're completely oblivious to the outside world, it's pretty bad not to be able to cope with a pretty mild thing like that. And goons did those even wilder drugs, too.
 
I remember one of the phenazapan stories (at least I think it was that one) where someone likened it to the Ocarina from Legend of Zelda, but instead of blowing it and getting transported to some castle in hyrule, you inject it into your veins, and then get transported 1 week into the future handcuffed to a hospital bed

I’ve heard that kind of shit about Ambien, too. Ambien can be incredibly dangerous, since it impairs both your short-term memory and your inhibitions and is very fast-acting. So you get stories about people who were prescribed ambien, took the prescribed dose at the prescribed time, forgot they took it, took another one, repeat until the ambien walrus appeared and told them to take a knife to their arms and wrap their car around a tree.
 
What a terrible shame, the most irritating mod and worst IK have been run off in one fell swoop :lit:

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Does anyone remember the one goon who was trying to get his hands on and do some fuckin datura of all things? Even the crackheads and "psychonauts" were begging him not to do it and were telling him what a bad fucking idea it was. He kept posting like "well...maybe I'll just try it once..." and goons were like "no dude you will wake up naked in a field three days later covered in cuts with no recollection at all of what happened, there's no high, nothing to enjoy, it's just literally poisoning yourself with no benefit whatsoever, no euphoria, nothing" and he kept going on about "well thanks for the advice guys but maybe I should just try it just once..."
 
Does anyone remember the one goon who was trying to get his hands on and do some fuckin datura of all things? Even the crackheads and "psychonauts" were begging him not to do it and were telling him what a bad fucking idea it was. He kept posting like "well...maybe I'll just try it once..." and goons were like "no dude you will wake up naked in a field three days later covered in cuts with no recollection at all of what happened, there's no high, nothing to enjoy, it's just literally poisoning yourself with no benefit whatsoever, no euphoria, nothing" and he kept going on about "well thanks for the advice guys but maybe I should just try it just once..."

The best thing ever would be if every troon on SA got together in the same place and ate a bunch of brugmansia flowers and then battled to the death.

What a terrible shame, the most irritating mod and worst IK have been run off in one fell swoop :lit:

This is beautiful. He even told them to expect mass gassings. Which are wholly deserved.
 
I've always enjoyed Erowid's trainwreck stories, so I'm loving all of these TCC stories. Please post more of these if y'all can.

Wasn't there a TCC casualty with a goon named Braireos (sp?) and he/she supposedly cut his throat open and wrote "GET ME OUT OF HERE"?

Can someone refresh my memory about eloH's death?
here's a few more. Unfortunately i can't seem to find the original thread - I've got archives etc but I think it might have been deleted :(

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Here some goons learn the hard way not to buy joose from another goon who is also taking joose
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Bonus lady thread posts from someone who kept a corpse in their house because they were too much of a goon to knock on a fucking door

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(sorry for not cropping it, I know I'm a bad person)
 
The cliques are the various different forums. The "illegal drug" clique hangs out on the literal illegal drug subforum titled "The Crackhead Clubhouse". The car posters post in the car forums, the game people in the game forums, and so on. All you have to do is pop in a forum and read the rules/guidelines thread. TCC is a forum that I still can't believe exists just from the tremendous liability it creates compared to the value of the content generated there (which is 0).
SA nuked its DPPH and NMP3 forums (porn/music downloads) around 2003 or 2004, so it is doubly odd TCC could be allowed to stay around. Perhaps it was less of an immediate problem than piracy, but leaving around a druggie networking/trade subforum is wild even by web1.0 (or hell, Usenet) standards. I still don't understand how it didn't just result in a chain of drug busts. The only reasons I can think of are the forum's use to the feds as a source of information they could leverage elsewhere, or bureaucratic incompetence.

As for the cliques... It is the most useful to think of SA's early role as a gated Insider Internet. SA membership gave you access to a world of information and fun content at 10BUX a pop, a lot of it exclusive or semi-exclusive at the time. It doesn't seem too impressive these days, but that's because the rest of the net has grown up around it and vastly outscaled it. In the early 2000s, SA was one of the few general purpose forums out there (the Straight Dope Message Boards were another one - it has been recently mentioned it is still chugging along), and that 10BUX was a good value. Its subforums naturally worked as semi-independent messageboards, with their own rules and culture. This started to collapse in the late 2000s as groupthink leaking from a few subforums started to take over and a lot of good posters got driven out over petty shit.
 
SA nuked its DPPH and NMP3 forums (porn/music downloads) around 2003 or 2004, so it is doubly odd TCC could be allowed to stay around. Perhaps it was less of an immediate problem than piracy, but leaving around a druggie networking/trade subforum is wild even by web1.0 (or hell, Usenet) standards. I still don't understand how it didn't just result in a chain of drug busts. The only reasons I can think of are the forum's use to the feds as a source of information they could leverage elsewhere, or bureaucratic incompetence.

As for the cliques... It is the most useful to think of SA's early role as a gated Insider Internet. SA membership gave you access to a world of information and fun content at 10BUX a pop, a lot of it exclusive or semi-exclusive at the time. It doesn't seem too impressive these days, but that's because the rest of the net has grown up around it and vastly outscaled it. In the early 2000s, SA was one of the few general purpose forums out there (the Straight Dope Message Boards were another one - it has been recently mentioned it is still chugging along), and that 10BUX was a good value. Its subforums naturally worked as semi-independent messageboards, with their own rules and culture. This started to collapse in the late 2000s as groupthink leaking from a few subforums started to take over and a lot of good posters got driven out over petty shit.
There was a email list for TCC goons to communicate and trade drugs.way back in the day,im sure there still is. a few people died n a few got busted so i bounced.
 
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