She is trying so hard to upload Mon-Wed-Fri (despite these Herculean efforts, she has not even come close to it...)
She's got a really bad pulled muscle in her back and can't stand up straight (maybe she went one sausage too far?)
She is not one to go to the ER. "Only go if you really need to", says this dying brontosaurus.
She is self-medicating with ibuprofen (although in the past, she has been using Tylenol interchangeably, which isn't ibuprofen and could shut her liver down)
She feels defeated.
Next day: she obsesses about the lights making her look yellow.
She has two eggs and three bacons, but is not doing Keto.
She freaks out more about looking yellow.
We get a loving shot of Becky and then the pair of them.
Amberlynn asks Becky if she looks this yellow in person. Becky's speech impediment makes it hard to hear her answer, but the gist of it is "no...well, kinda yes..." as she runs her fingers through the creases of Amberlynn's skin. Amberlynn is baffled because she doesn't look yellow in her phone or mirror.
"Den, when I look at dem titties, I forget about everything else", Becky tells her.
Amberlynn is back to hauling a jug of water around again.
Becky, in an attempt at humor, stammers "You oughta be drinking a half gallon of a gallon..." Amberlynn can't understand the stammering fool either and says, "Babe, wha---?" Becky clarifies: "You need to be drinking a pint of a gallon" She smiles at her own brilliance.
"What is a pint of a gallon?" whines Amberlynn.
"You don't know what a pint is?" responds Becky, somewhat condescendingly.
"I do, it is Ben and Jerry size" replies Amberlynn, giggling.
Becky shows her a glass of orange juice "this is a pint sized glass"
"Okay..." replies Amberlynn, still confused. "So, you want me to drink a pint of water a day, is that it?"
Becky smirks at the foolish Amberlynn, "No, I'm only playin' with you"
Amberlynn is bothered because Becky doesn't look yellow. She postulates that the glass of orange juice worked as a contrast, which neutralizes the yellow.
They go on and on about the lights, walls, and yellow skin... "Some people just have yellow undertones" Amberlynn explains.
We see Eric, slumped semi-conscious on the sofa and staring at his phone. They call over Twinkie, who obligingly waddles over.
Amberlynn throws some shade at Eric for his vlog, which put her in a bad light and garnered some snarky comments.
Amberlynn says she doesn't pee a lot in one day, but she is trying. She grabs the water jug.
Eric starts engaging in conversation from the living room and is all but inaudible.
Amberlynn says her vlogs are super-boring because the interesting stuff she does with friends is never vlogged. (There's a penetrating analysis!)
Becky gets excited that they are drinking the same thing.
Amberlynn doesn't like orange juice because it makes her think of bugs.
Amberlynn praises herself for not drinking diet soda yesterday and sticking to water. "I don't pee a lot. I pee 3 or 4 times a day. That's how I know I don't have diabetes"
More barely audible talk with Eric and Becky. Eric babbles on and on and on, about what I have no clue...
Amberlynn wants to copy someone else's video. Becky says she is a really good camera operator "I'm directing this shit" (At this point, I am totally lost. I have no fucking idea what they are talking about)
Amberlynn wants to do a "Who Knows Me Better" video with Becky and Rafe...
"This is really long..." she says in reference to this boring, incomprehensible video.
Then she adds more. A shot of Becky drinking orange juice, which Amberlynn narrates in a breathy voice.
Giggling, something about "ball shorts and ball shoes"
Eric shouts some shit from the living room, and Amberlynn cracks up.
Becky calls her sister. "I have a question for you. Did we call 'em ball shoes growing up?" "Huh?" her sister says. "What did we call them?" "Shoes..." replies the sister...
Well, the title is accurate: something really is wrong with Amberlynn... Moreso, Becky...
This sounded like if you left a mic open in a nursing home rec room for 13 minutes. Not only is it boring, not only is it dumb, it is just void of anything... Just exceptional babble...
As for the back pain, it was completely forgotten in the first minute.
Crazy video; can't really recommend though...
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