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Really says an lot about the unmet need of having an in-house tard wrangler for your workforceIt is perhaps the most funny, fucked up, and backasswards way of retroactively trying to make the comics visually closer to the games
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Really says an lot about the unmet need of having an in-house tard wrangler for your workforceIt is perhaps the most funny, fucked up, and backasswards way of retroactively trying to make the comics visually closer to the games
Allegedly Sega didn't really care much about Archie until the late 2000s. I am not sure if this is true but the story goes is that a SEGA exec was in a mall and stumbled across an archie issue where Sonic was homeless and crying. This led to Sega taking more interest in what was being written into Archie.Really says an lot about the unmet need of having an in-house tard wrangler for your workforce
Jeeze, good thing I bailed out of the comics once they started getting weird with Knuckles & co. because I don't remember THAT particular issue.the story goes is that a SEGA exec was in a mall and stumbled across an archie issue where Sonic was homeless and crying.
Seems to be a thing even now, with IDW comics, kek.Really says an lot about the unmet need of having an in-house tard wrangler for your workforce
The sonic adventure tie ins are especially absurd because the lore doesn't match up with the games at all and when they try to make it do so they always do really weird shit that makes no god damn sense like station square being inside angel island or some shit despite angel island crashing into the woods by station square. Covered this already in ramblings a few times over the years but jesus fuckthe Sonic Adventure tie-in special issues



And why can't we just accept the possibility that most of the writers were just smoking the good shit at work?All of this shit to explain why there were people in the games that called themselves humans and not the scifi bullshit of humans being called overlanders before this.
They may have been but this was literally their way of trying to make the comic lore match the games' lore more closely.And why can't we just accept the possibility that most of the writers were just smoking the good shit at work?
Sonic boom the games were a failed attempt at doing a naughtydog-ified sonic for the first ones and a kinda meh but ok game for the fire and ice one from what I've heard/seen.I actually liked the Sonic Boom subseries, the cartoon I mean. The redesigns of Sonic and friends weren't bad. The humor was "meta" and clever at times.
The Fire & Ice game (water, duh) wasn't offensively bad.
Archie Sonic may have been fucking retarded a lot of the time, but I miss its existence just because it's more interesting to read about the wack shit they did because they felt free to make up their own world and rules. try to fit in OCs as major characters on par with the game cast, and sometimes had to forcibly fit new game stuff into it. As opposed to the IDW comics trying to be "canon" so it's just lame fanfiction that tries not to shake up the status quo and has some crying lesbian OCs that can't do anything too important, and its fans take it way too seriously.The sonic adventure tie ins are especially absurd because the lore doesn't match up with the games at all and when they try to make it do so they always do really weird shit that makes no god damn sense like station square being inside angel island or some shit despite angel island crashing into the woods by station square. Covered this already in ramblings a few times over the years but jesus fuck
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All of this shit to explain why there were people in the games that called themselves humans and not the scifi bullshit of humans being called overlanders before this.
Also you may or may not nootice this map's exterior is just a weird redraw of the island sonic and tails' house made out of a crashed jet is on in the sonic OVA
EDIT: I forgot to mention around this time sonic was palling around with a midget morgan freeman who only exists in the comics.
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Archie sonic's like "dude what if the echidnas were like techno nazis sometimes what if knuckles' dad punched sonic from another timeline so hard when he's going super that he just turns green what if knuckles turned green because he got emerald cancer or something what if there was a tiny morgan freeman named nate morgan"Archie Sonic may have been fucking retarded a lot of the time, but I miss its existence just because it's more interesting to read about the wack shit they did because they felt free to make up their own world and rules. try to fit in OCs as major characters on par with the game cast, and sometimes had to forcibly fit new game stuff into it. As opposed to the IDW comics trying to be "canon" so it's just lame fanfiction that tries not to shake up the status quo and has some crying lesbian OCs that can't do anything too important, and its fans take it way too seriously.
Ironically I always liked the idea of Super Knuckles being green to contrast to Super Sonic, even if him being colored pink is too deep into the fanon now.what if knuckles turned green
No joke, I always thought Mecha Sonic was a slick-ass design and I'd kill to see a good fanart piece of him fighting Metal Sonic with them both in proper proportions to one another. Spaz knew what he was doing with Mecha Sonic and Mecha Knuckles's designs.
Although it just felt like the devs just ran out of funding for the ending.The Fire & Ice game (water, duh) wasn't offensively bad
gotta love how Penders stole from wh40k and got away with it.Archie sonic's like "dude what if the echidnas were like techno nazis sometimes what if knuckles' dad punched sonic from another timeline so hard when he's going super that he just turns green what if knuckles turned green because he got emerald cancer or something what if there was a tiny morgan freeman named nate morgan"
Sally's dad was subjected to so many curses, dark magic and radiation, that he aged to 80 in like 2 years.Actually thinking about it didn't sally's dad also turn green for a bit? what the fuck WHY ARE THERE SO MANY GREEN NIGGAS
Then the ones from the Dark Bros game showed up and the copy of Penders' not Adeptus Mechanicus coexisted along with the OG.the echnidas suddenly getting civilizations and backstories NOTHING like the Archie-made ones...
Before the penders lawsuit there was quite a weird bit of bouncing back and forth of Ideas between video games and their comic/tv adaptations. It wasn't limited to just sonic but sonic definitely had a bit of it. The Banana slamma becoming DK's signature smash bros. move and the crystal coconut becoming a fuel item in DK64 are examples that always come to mind because I like monkey game.Then the ones from the Dark Bros game showed up and the copy of Penders' not Adeptus Mechanicus coexisted along with the OG.
Funny how Marvel never noticed, because the blatant magical Source of All was an even bigger rip-off, but the writers "fix" that by nuking the whole place, derp.Oh, please. They've stole that from Marvel