Sonichu Sonichu 14 - Lead-up to the Merge

[Muscle Bra]

If his parents bothered to tell him not to eat like a fucking farm animal and chew with his mouth shut (they probably were content enough with him managing to hold a spoon without gouging his eyes out with it) maybe fatso would not swallow so much air and he could manage to hold his gas on both ends.

If Borb had managed to teach Chris anything and make it stick, we probably wouldn't have the obese, insane manbaby we have today.

It's pretty clear Chris gives zero fucks about the Sonichu character anymore.

Sonichu the comic morphed from "autistic adventures of a not-very-original OC" to an ego stroke for Chris somewhere around the second or third issue. Chris hasn't given a shit about Sonichu the character in a long while.

Anyone willing to take a guess on what Page 8 might be?

A polar bear closing its eyes in a snowstorm?

A really bright flash of light?

An homage to John Byrne's Alpha Flight #6?

A sign that Chris is both lazy and incompetent?

On side note, why did Chris upload Page 8, even though it's an incomplete page that's blank?

Probably because he's a lazy and incompetent.

 

[Wake me up]

You have to be especially autistic to stick out at BronyCon

Honestly that event seems to be such a clusterfuck that I don't think Chris would even be the one from the video I'd choose as "do not want to meet", if I could only choose one figure there. If it was multiple choice I'd probably choose everyone, to be safe.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

this is just unreadable

The plot and continuity in Sonichu continues to decay into an absolute mess -- much like the state of Chris' mind. As the trend continues, any future issues will be increasingly illegible scribbles and word salad textwalls. They will be -- and undoubtedly are -- of great interest to mental health experts.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

The plot and continuity in Sonichu continues to decay into an absolute mess -- much like the state of Chris' mind. As the trend continues, any future issues will be increasingly illegible scribbles and word salad textwalls. They will be -- and undoubtedly are -- of great interest to mental health experts.

Sonichu is becoming this.

 

[The American Hedgehog]

Sockness got Chris to put his OC in the comic.

Sockness's drawing attached.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

this is just unreadable.

Well that’s why the fan comics and the annotated edition are a thing. To put clarity and to add.

 

[CraBman]

Sockness got Chris to put his OC in the comic.

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Sockness's drawing attached.

Things are just bizzare nowadays with Chris.

 

[Silver Octopus]

Sockness got Chris to put his OC in the comic.

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Sockness's drawing attached.

So is Sockness the new Waterman?
I love how Chris can't help but add passive aggressive comments too, he truly hates when other people ask him to add their characters in. Calls Sockness' OC "some crap like that", kills him off in one page (permanently), has his own characters take his title.

 

[Fapcop]

Sockness got Chris to put his OC in the comic.

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Sockness's drawing attached.

Wtf?!? Do... Does Chris’s comics now include characters straight outta Der Sturmer?!?

 

[WutangLee]

Sockness got Chris to put his OC in the comic.

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Sockness's drawing attached.

Dear lord, that is nearly unreadable and an incredible eyesore to process. He's gotten so fucking bad at having anything resembling a story.

So is Sockness the new Waterman?
I love how Chris can't help but add passive aggressive comments too, he truly hates when other people ask him to add their characters in. Calls Sockness' OC "some crap like that", kills him off in one page (permanently), has his own characters take his title.

Like how a 5 year old would do it, basically.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Things are just bizzare nowadays with Chris.

Look at how bizarre Christory has gotten in the past decade. Even in just the past 5 years.

Imagine how bizarre it could get in the next 5-10 years -- assuming Chris doesn't pass away from obesity before then.

 

[Seregios (Att. at Law)]

Look at how bizarre Christory has gotten in the past decade. Even in just the past 5 years.

Imagine how bizarre it could get in the next 5-10 years -- assuming Chris doesn't pass away from obesity before then.

obesity is the least likely thing to kill him at this point..

 

[BigTubboWithLittleChina]

Someone really needs to just beat Chris over his delusional schnozz with a rolled-up newspaper while firmly and repeatedly intoning 'NO'.

 

[TrippinKahlua]

I need Dethchemist to come back and narrate any text wall with his quips.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

(they probably were content enough with him managing to hold a spoon without gouging his eyes out with it)

Given what we know of Chris' freakish pen grip, imagine if they tried to teach him how to use chopsticks.

 

[Screw Your Nostalgia]

why are u ppl so interested in Sonichu? its garbage! just throw it out! Fuck CWC his a old idiot fuck him

 

[A Grey Cat]

why are u ppl so interested in Sonichu? its garbage! just throw it out! Fuck CWC his a old idiot fuck him

Hello summer kid you aren't gonna last long around here

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Even fucking Bendis would tell Chris to cool it with the dialogue. But it wouldn’t be a Sonichu comic without at least one wall of text.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

But it wouldn’t be a Sonichu comic without at least one wall of text.

Sonichu could become a "novel," with character heads appearing here and there amidst incomprehensible word salad dialog. Gone are the days where Chris would draw backgrounds or any action.

 

[Nypical Haterade Comment]

Sonichu could become a "novel," with character heads appearing here and there amidst incomprehensible word salad dialog.

Based on the scans of this issue, that seems to be the direction he’s going in.