Sonichu Sonichu 15 Page 1: Dates - Enjoy the Facts

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Damn, Chris isn't even trying anymore...

The only thing left is the Barb's death and dying in a gutter saga.

 

[UnKillFill]

That's quite odd that Rosechu is older than Sonichu. One of the few constants in Chris's life is that he needs to be older than his heartsweet.


Funny. But, again, that's quite odd. I would have guessed that Sonichu would have been born on February 24.


"Read it and weep" is something snarky you say when you are showing incontrovertible proof of something to someone who steadfastly believes the opposite. But the way Chris is using it ... who the hell knows?

I'm weeping with tears of joy, does that count?

 

[Inklings]

He's still drawing on a paper...? I expected him to move on and use a Wacom drawing tablet on PC.

What kind of expectation is that? Chris has always been stuck in his old ways and this is no exception.

 

[Done]

What kind of expectation is that? Chris has always been stuck in his old ways and this is no exception.

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if a ween or white knight gets him one.. Would he transfer his work there? Or would he be too proud?

 

[Deviljho]

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if a ween or white knight gets him one.. Would he transfer his work there? Or would he be too proud?

He probably wouldn't use it due to :autism:

 

[RealtreeByGod]

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Oh Chris....
Even your blatant copying looks shitty in comparison.

I was about to ask where he traced this shit from.

It didn’t look like his own true and honest artwork,

 

[JULAY]

Sometimes I wonder what would happen if a ween or white knight gets him one.. Would he transfer his work there? Or would he be too proud?

He'd sell it to buy toys for himself, like any other 35 year old man.

 

[Lioness]

Sometimes I toy with the idea of reaching out to Chris and offering to teach him digital art with a mic and livestream. Then I see the scene devolve before my eyes into Chris furiously rubbing his duck over mic as I explain how to control the length and girth of his pen line.

 

[CWICKQUARTER]

I guess one positive is he doesn’t scribe his masterworks on lined paper.

That’s all I’ve got.

 

[CatParty]

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Oh Chris....
Even your blatant copying looks shitty in comparison.

time for @Null and @Trickie to put a copyright lawsuit in motion

 

[Kosher Dill]

Guess what Chris, one day you're going to be 50* and Sonichu's going to be pushing 30 and you're just going to need to retcon him again if you want him to stay a cool dude of teenage.

I just want to know why he de-aged them below the (human) age of consent again after all the trouble he went to getting them above that mark.

*(yeah, I know, )

 

[muh_moobs]

He's still drawing on a paper...? I expected him to move on and use a Wacom drawing tablet on PC.

No, that's toy money!

 

[Francine StripeCheer]

so sonichu was born on 420?


edit: according to the CWCki, sonichu was born on the 17th of march, 1988 and rosechu was born on the 22nd of december, 1988. chris somehow changed their birthdates

Sonichu's original hatching date was a tribute to Patti. Yet another indignity for her.

Also the battle with Perfect Chaos was originally in June 1998. The timeline is now irretrievably broken.

 

[Vorhtbame]

Born in 1992, Rosechu a few months before Sonichu.
Perfect Chaos in early 2003.

Sonichu and Rosechu were, respectively, 10 and 11 years old when they started boning?

 

[Muscle Bra]

I'm sure a lot of us wish he accidentally went down the wrong aisle at Walmart and instead just buying copy paper he'd go for a pad of mix media paper they do sell in their little art supply aisle. But no, he'd never have that thought in mind while being there.

Nope. Chris has always used the cheapest possible materials (copy paper, magic markers, Crayola Fuckin' Model Magic, Krazy Glue, etc.) in all of his art projects. He would never consider that higher quality materials could lead to a better-looking result. After all, why would Chris want to spend money on good products when he can spend five dollars to buy FIVE HUNDRED SHEETS and use the balance on toys?

 

[Picnic_Boy]

"To fulfill the destinies; to finally truly begin."

To make a grammar; to almost stop forever.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

To make a grammar; to almost stop forever.

Are we 100% sure he didn't accidentally catch an episode of Shatner!Star Trek while flipping channels? To boldly go; to daringly split your infinitives.

 

[MY 405]

This actually read like some sort of epic hero’s journey piece that I’m a sucker for and would watch (with a better cast) until I got to “five miles away” which is now the Bulwer-Lytton of opening comic lines.

I miss ‘mies’, dammit.

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

We can give him that much. In the sense of spelling the word "miles" as the dictionary would, Chris is getting better.

 

[Milk Mage]

But what of the Sonichu Cinematic Universe?