Sonichu Sonichu 15 - Chris rips off Rosechu's Story comic

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Imagine if anything in this comic had any sense of urgency or importance. Try to. Protip: You can't.

I really feel for Sonichu...

Imagine being told that you will meet someone who’ll have all the answers you’re looking for about yourself, your purpose in life and what it’s all about.

Thoughts racing and giddy with excitement you go to the place you’re directed to.

Only to see a fat, clearly autistic manchild bumbling towards you, and the medallion supposed to “look like you” also happens to look like something an 8 year old made out of Crayola Model Magic.

The only inexplicable part of the story, is that Sonichu didn’t choose to kiss a 12 gauge right then and there.
 
And yet he still takes 3 hours to get to the mall.

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I like how Chris needed to look up his old PVCC mall plan to ensure 100% accuracy.

Only to then decide that using a ruler to make the walls straight is just too much work.

Doing everything halfassed is one thing Chris is incredibly consistent in!
 
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I like how Chris needed to look up his old PVCC mall plan to ensure 100% accuracy.

Only to then decide that using a ruler to make the walls straight is just too much work.

Doing everything halfassed is one thing Chris is incredibly consistent in!
That mall looks smaller than the Pearlridge Mall in Pearl City. Considering Sonichu's size in that image, that mall is tiny.
 
Even sadder is the faux 1980's/1990's shopping mall with the letters CWC plastered everywhere.


CWCVille has always been Chris’s favorite outlet for his absolutely massive ego.

I’ve always thought that if it was a real place, it’d look like something out of North Korea. Giant statues of Chris and inspirational CWC posters everywhere.

“LEAD US MAYOR! WE FOLLOW CWCKLY!”
 
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btw: I'd like to add them to the cwicki but I've forgotten my password ;(
 

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btw: I'd like to add them to the cwicki but I've forgotten my password ;(

Lololol! The hard life of a busy mayor!

Chris working day will consist of a speech at a college, and a Pokémon battle.

(To really show the taxpayers his elbow greased, hard work, he has padded his calendar with “conversation with Sonichu” on top of that!)

Allison Amber, clearly aware of her boss being a total retard, praises Chris for his ability to remember all three things he has to do today.

You couldn’t make this shit up if you tried! :story:
 
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"Autobot Son-Chu cameo too."

"Inconspicolous"

:story:

Gotta love it when Chris's miserable command of English gets the best of him. I wonder if he's given up trying to fix all his typos, or if he's just not even noticing when he fucks up anymore. Knowing him, it could be either one.
 
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"Autobot Son-Chu cameo too."

I love how even the autobot Chris drew, looks like it has a touch of the Downs.

Also, what are the odds that after two pages of little but textwalls and autism-fueled dialogue, mayor Chris suddenly says something that isn’t just comprehensible but even (dare I say it...) wise?

“To get ahead in politics, is to know the right people.”

A rare glimpse of the political genius, that keeps Mayor Chris on top of the cut-throat, nepotistic world of CWCVille politics!
 
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Sonichu is supposed to be like a person right? lives in a house, has a family, has a job, fully sentient yet we're still playing in the "Maybe Pokemon are as smart as people/ maybe they're just animals" grey area that the children's game will never touch. Sonichu being in fear of getting caught and forced to fight as a slave, is something that Chris skipped over and didn't want to touch during the Asperchu saga, and here it is again. The role of Sonichu is like what could be a third dimensional character is almost forcibly turned into a two dimensional character. He's not even really a pokemon, or "sonic"adventurer thing, whatever Sonic does. I feel like a 36 year old middle aged man would reflect on this a bit more.
 
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Who is this mysterious new Sonichu?

Why can’t Chris spell “grilled cheese”?

Why did cartoon Chris take off his glasses before balling Sonichu, and why did he put them on again right after?

Why does everyone in CWCVille seem to have a creepy Magi-Chan guardian angel?

Why did the drawing quality suddenly take a massive drop, compared to the rest of Sonichu #15?

So many questions, so few answers!

Well, I dunno about you but that did it for me. I am become the Sahara Desert.

The “outie” is obviously Rosey’s massive near 8 inch ladydick.

But WTH are the “two innies”?! A vagina inside a bigger vagina?

Sonichu is supposed to be like a person right? lives in a house, has a family, has a job, fully sentient yet we're still playing in the "Maybe Pokemon are as smart as people/ maybe they're just animals" grey area that the children's game will never touch. Sonichu being in fear of getting caught and forced to fight as a slave, is something that Chris skipped over and didn't want to touch during the Asperchu saga, and here it is again. The role of Sonichu is like what could be a third dimensional character is almost forcibly turned into a two dimensional character. He's not even really a pokemon, or "sonic"adventurer thing, whatever Sonic does. I feel like a 36 year old middle aged man would reflect on this a bit more.

Sonichu started as Chris’s best buddy and sidekick, and over time became just another Chris self-insert. In a comic full of Chris self inserts.

We have grown-up-Chris with a job and family.
Female Chris.
All powerful, psychic Chris.
Pony Chris.
Chris’s twin sister Chris.

Its autistic manchildren all the way down.
 
Why does everyone in CWCVille seem to have a creepy Magi-Chan guardian angel?

Deux Ex Magi-Chan is Chris' deadpool, Chris unknowingly made him the most powerful character in the series. I don't know if powers were ever consistent. Like why is Punchy "the fighting one" when all the Sonichus know how to fight. Then what the fuck is Punchy for?"
 
Sonichu is supposed to be like a person right? lives in a house, has a family, has a job, fully sentient yet we're still playing in the "Maybe Pokemon are as smart as people/ maybe they're just animals" grey area that the children's game will never touch. Sonichu being in fear of getting caught and forced to fight as a slave, is something that Chris skipped over and didn't want to touch during the Asperchu saga, and here it is again. The role of Sonichu is like what could be a third dimensional character is almost forcibly turned into a two dimensional character. He's not even really a pokemon, or "sonic"adventurer thing, whatever Sonic does. I feel like a 36 year old middle aged man would reflect on this a bit more.
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