Sonichu Sonichu Death Island

[Blueberry]

Imagine, if you will:

Wealthy Chinese businessmen decide to kidnap all of the Sonichus and Rosechus. They take them to a vacant island and attach explosive neck braces on them. They are told that they must kill each other to escape the island, and only one Sonichu/Rosechu will survive. The chinese businessmen also brutally murder Chris** in front of them to show they mean business.

Which Sonichu/Rosechu will survive???

The Poll will close on June 28th. The fate of the Sonichus is in your hands!

**Comic book Chris, not real Chris. I do not wish any harm on him. This is just really a vote to see who the most popular Sonichu character is. I forget there are weirdos who actually rant and rave about hurting Chris.

 

[Dr. Meme]

Obviously simonla kills them all and turns them into zombies.

 

[Saney]

Blazebob tricks them all into going deep into the jungle (I assume there's a jungle, it's a desert island after all) and burns it down with them all trapped inside.

 

[Randall Fragg]

MagiChan. He just teleports off the island and goes to a strip club. And even if he couldn't teleport, he can read minds. He would just know were everyone is and thus have a huge tactical advantage.

 

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Spoiler: Appropriate music

Sonichu - The wild card- will most likely make it to the home stretch based on speed alone. However, his lack of tactics and strategy will eventually bring his downfall.

Rosechu - Either she hides until the end game or she's dead. She's got one chance to transform into the Lioness and take out the stragglers. If she is unable to hide and wait, she is doomed.

Blake - Maybe be a finalist based on sheer willpower, plus he might try to fight dirty to win. He will more than likely be the one to murder Bubbles. However, he doesn't have the heart to make it through.

Wild - Could be very be the winner, based on the fact that he is able to become invisible and most likely knows proper guerilla tactics. However, he may also be too much of a goody-two-shoes and could be manipulated by Blake or Magi-Chan.

Punchy - Probably the second to go after Angelica. Nearly every other Sonichu and Rosechu has some ranged ability. All Punchy can do is punch things really hard.

Magi-Chan - If he wants to win, he will win. Telepath, we can easily detect any oncoming direct attacks and plan accordingly. Plus, I can totally see him doing some Scanners shit on some of the competitors. Only chance he might have is if someone is able to ensnare him in a trap and incapacitate him long enough for a kill (looking at you, Wild), or if the group attacks in simultaneously. Otherwise, he's a good bet to win and gets my vote, along with Wild.

Bubbles - If she can attack some people at the shoreline or near a moving body of water, she might be able to take out one or two. But she's easy to distract and will probably trust the wrong people (Blake) at the wrong time.

Angelica - She's a white flying Rosechu. Unless the island is in the arctic circle during a blizzard, she's the first to die. Either that or she'd kill herself since Chris is dead.

Blazebob - A wildcard since next to nothing is known about him other than he's a fire type. However Wes was a fire type too, and probably better at it. Sonichu was able to take care of Wes with little issue- I doubt Blazebob would stand much of a chance. Mid-game at best before he dies.

Simonla - An upper tier due to the fact that she can surprise enemies from below, and nothing short of a direct explosion from a Voltorb can injure her. She could remain in the upper ranks as long as she plays it smart... but she's not really that smart. Really, chances are she'll burrow too deep, triggering her collar when she moves out of range and explode.

 

[CWCissey]

Magi-Chan has it in the bag as he'll just blow up some heads and smash some limbs.

Plus he's actually interesting, so he'll totally do it, then he'll fuck up the Chinese businessmen.

 

[OR 345]

Simonla can apparently survive explosions and Magi-chan is Magi-chan.

 

[CatParty]

This isn't a good death island because none of the sonees or rosees are up for termination.

 

[Chelonian]

Punchy, because he payed off the Chinese businessmen in order to kill his father and family.

After this, he will rule the world with his giant Chinese robot army that sings songs about the glories of Chairman Punchy.

 

[Garmfield]

Magi-Chan because psychic powers.

 

[BT 075]

Blazebob has a chill name.

I still think there will be no survivors because they are too slow-in-the-mind to not die.

 

[Picklechu]

If Silvana were included, I think Magi-chan's 100% chance of victory would drop down to about 75%. Without Silvana, though, Magichan would kill them all without breaking a sweat.

 

[Garmfield]

valve pls nerf mag chan

 

[Pikonic]

Magi-Chan uses his psychic powers to remove his neck brace. He can freely leave the island now.
With the obvious winner out, I'd go with Blake, he once attacked all 5 Chaotic Combo members and Sonichu at once, so as long as everyone doesn't team up on him first, he'd win.
He'd hide out and let the others kill each other first.

 

[Le Bateleur]

Do Pokemon rules apply to this scenario, because aren't some Pokemon immune to explosions?

But yeah, Magi-Chan. He'll have foreseen it happening, and put a bomb on the businessman's plane, and memorised all of his credit card numbers.

 

[A Whole Block of Cheese]

This is a really interesting concept. It would be cool to see an animated version of this scenario. Magichan and Wild have the clear advantages, though, but that doesn't mean the others couldn't find some kind of tactics or trickery.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Although, wouldn't MagiChan leaving discount him? I don't really see MagiChan murdering his friends, he always seemed the least insane of the recolors. He'd just teleport out, murder the Chinese guys, steal their cash, and run off to party.
I'm saying Bubbles would win simply because it'd be hilarious if she bumbled her way to victory.

 

[Saney]

Do Pokemon rules apply to this scenario, because aren't some Pokemon immune to explosions?

Only Ghost-types, I think.
Brb, drawing up Ghostichu, original character, Do Not Steal.

 

[Bridechu]

Blazebob has zero personal attachment to any of the others. This could either make him less hesitant to brutally kill them and be an advantage, or deprive him of the rage of being around them for decades and be a disadvantage.

 

[Randall Fragg]

Blazebob has zero personal attachment to any of the others. This could either make him less hesitant to brutally kill them and be an advantage, or deprive him of the rage of being around them for decades and be a disadvantage.

No, he's a pyromaniac who attempts to burn down the island and gets trapped in the brush fire he started. First to go.