Sonichu Sonichu headcanons and speculation

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When the comics ended, EVERYONE died. And I don't mean they were killed in an off-screen event, I mean the second the series died they all exploded. Even the people that were already dead were killed.
 
Sonichu, Rosechu, and maybe Wild have some weird mental/eye disorder that makes it hard for them to the difference between between reality and fiction. For example, Sonichu thinks every cartoon ever made is filmed in a studio and Rosechu was encouraged by porn movies (believing they're actual woman giving advice to her) to become the slut she was later in the series. Chris on the other hand has the exact same mental problems and conditions he has in real life and believes everything is real because of nostalgia, brain damage and autism (as in real life).
 
Chris is not actually in complete control over CWCville. Rather, the PVCC know how strong he is and are trying to figure out his weakspots via the events of the sub-episodes. They are not actually after his love quest, that's either him jumping to conclusions or what they want him to believe. It's also not just the Jerkops, several characters like Magi-Chan, Rosechu and Alison Amber are actually undercover agents monitoring him and sabotaging his moves. Events like the Colossal-Chan rampage were just Chris's versions of certain events. He didn't actually defeat them, he just scared them away or faked it.
 
My latest headcanon after listening to BrendanielsReads' narration of Chapter 16's KCWC epilogue is that Jamsta and Lolisa Rosechu are running a subversive anti-government radio station right under Chris's nose. And they're pretty audacious, too; Lolisa got Robert Simmons to say on the air that their mayor is a smelly autistic virgin who recommends to his friends that you fuck your furby doll when you're stressed. That kind of thing really undermines Great Director Chandler's authority and I applaud the duo's brazenness. For a free CWCville!
 
Here goes nothing:

Autistics are just normal people, but they operate on multiple levels of reality on once. Chris doesn't realize he is the most powerful autismos reality warper of them all, so he just uses his powers to fly and become the mayor of CWC-Ville. He has the type of powers the Nazis tried to exploit during WWII but he doesn't realize it.
What happens when Chris makes CWCVille a reality?
 
At first, I tried to figure out if the Chaotic Combo represented the seven deadly sins....

  • Punchy: Wrath
  • Sonichu: Pride
  • Rosechu: Lust
  • Angelica: Vanity
  • Wild: Sloth
  • Bubbles: ......um.....gluttony? envy?

I realized that maybe I was giving Chris way too much credit, and assuming he was more well-rounded than he actually was.

Later on, I thought, the Chaotic Combo might be The X-Men!

  • Sonichu: Cyclops
  • Punchy: Wolverine
  • Silvana: Mystique
  • Magi-Chan: Professor Xavier
  • Rosechu: Rogue
  • Angelica: Storm (rather counter-intuitively)
  • Bubbles: ......um.....Jubilee? Longshot?

Okay, Maybe a smaller team would make a cleaner comparison

  • Magi-Chan: Mr. Fantastic
  • Punchy: The Thing
  • Sonichu: The Human Torch
  • Rosechu: The Invisible Woman
  • Bubbles: ......um.....HERBIE?
 
LordCustos3 said:
At first, I tried to figure out if the Chaotic Combo represented the seven deadly sins....

  • Punchy: Wrath
  • Sonichu: Pride
  • Rosechu: Lust
  • Angelica: Vanity
  • Wild: Sloth
  • Bubbles: ......um.....gluttony? envy?
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_blank_ makes a good argument for Magi-Chan being Sloth. He's the most powerful, but he's content to being their chauffeur rather than actually doing things himself.
 
LordCustos3 said:
At first, I tried to figure out if the Chaotic Combo represented the seven deadly sins....

  • Punchy: Wrath
  • Sonichu: Pride
  • Rosechu: Lust
  • Angelica: Vanity
  • Wild: Sloth
  • Bubbles: ......um.....gluttony? envy?
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Punchy's a solid Wrath, Angelica in the later issues leans more toward Lust, Bubbles and Rosechu both exemplify Vanity, SuperSheep hit the nail on the head with Magi-Chan and Sloth, Black Sonichu is a ball of Envy, Greed and Wrath, and Chris is basically a food pyramid of deadly sins.
 
SexyRexy said:
Punchy's a solid Wrath, Angelica in the later issues leans more toward Lust, Bubbles and Rosechu both exemplify Vanity, SuperSheep hit the nail on the head with Magi-Chan and Sloth, Black Sonichu is a ball of Envy, Greed and Wrath, and Chris is basically a food pyramid of deadly sins.
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Technically, I was using _blank_'s idea.
 
Sonichu, Chris, Rosechu and the CC sound like this:

Chris: Dian Bachar (Compare Chris and Dian’s voices, you get a perfect match)

Sonichu: Eric Vale (America from APH, since it would be both annoying and funny)

Rosechu: Jennifer Seguin (The Crappy Cinelume Dub of Winx Club’s Stella, fittingly for someone so obnoxiously girly and a damsel as well)

Magi-Chan: Trey Parker (Why not?)

Wild: Matt Stone (I oddly see him with a high pitched voice)

Punchy: Nathan Vetterlein (Scout from TF2, Don’t ask why)

Bubbles: Eden Sher (It just explains itself, Star Butterfly minus the Charm and Wit)

Angelica: Janyse Jaud (Lord, God, Jesus, Sarah, since Angelica is so “graceful” I feel like her voice would be ironic, she’d also have a British accent for some reason)
 
Just starting to read the thread so I don’t know if it was posted yet, but Lovely Weather sleeps with everyone. She supposedly “mistook” future traveling Chris for his future self and they had sex. But Chris thinks he is Christine now. She would be married to Christine but took male Chris home.
 
Sonichu was originally an embodiment of hope and innocence, a culmination of a child's greatest wish made flesh. Though his conception was ridiculous, he was supposed to be the living symbol for the power of imagination and would bring about a kind of whimsical sense of wonder to a world lacking in nostalgia and that magical spark we all had as children.

...But instead of being a true hero, Sonichu just fell prey to Chris's warped autistic mind and instead was corrupted. He became everything he was supposed to fight against, becoming a villain in his own story to never be all he was supposed to be and more.
 
Konstantinos said:
Chris is basically a ruthless despot who's managed to form his own kingdom out of the rubble. As force of arms is the only way to maintain order in the wasteland, he employs his personal squad of mutated thugs to deal with any insurrectionists and raiders (IE, Mary Lee Walsh, the Jerkops, etc). None of his citizens are alarmed by his draconian policies because the alternative is living in the chaos of the wastes and that's way worse.
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Holy shit, we now have the perfect rationale for everything in the Sonichu comics. It's the 'It's A Good Life' scenario. Chris has somehow magicked CWCville to some lonely, cut-off place in the multiverse, where his terrifying psi-powers enable him to change geography, science, biology at his merest whim. Things like Chris's inhumanly outsized duck and the existence of walking abominations such as Patti-Chan back this theory up - that's no bipedal talking dog, it's poor Mr Johnson the postman transformed against his will to meet Chris's wishes. But is Chris's 'Anthony' downright evil, as in the Twilight Zone version, or just amoral, as in the original short story...
 
Reldnahc only feigned defeat, and when Chris's guard was down, he used his gay dark magic to turn Chris into a trans woman, defeating Chris's straightness and infecting CWCVille with the LGBTQ virus.
 
I've mentioned this before in a different thread but this is what I think went down with Lovely Weather

Christian used time travel powers to meet his "future wife" Lovely Weather.
But Lovely Weather is no "future wife". She is Christine.
Christian then proceeds to have hanky-panky with his future self, Christine, without noticing Christine's flaccid duck.
Christian's 45 degree-bent duck couldn't go in a linear path through Christine's rectum, thus his duck acts as a hook inside Christine.
By sheer force of hanky-panky, and the angle of the duck, Christian managed to punch through the rectal lining and made a laceration from Christine's rectum to the perineum.
The result is the "vaginal labia" Photograph we see in July 2016
 
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