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I also headcanon Allison as a former porn star.
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Chris secretly resents and even loathes Sonichu.
Sonichu is and has everything that Chris wants and can't ever get: friends, loved ones, adoration of the city, so-on. What's more, it's not that Sonichu was just handed these things but he's been shown to earn them. Yes, Sonichu literally started his relationship begging Rosechu for a handout, but after he got his first hand-out Sonichu has shown himself to be a worthy husband and father -- unlike Chris, who takes and takes and takes and never seems to get anywhere. When Sonichu and Chris-chan went all Super Saiyan, Sonichu spent his momentary godhood freeing people of mind control, curing peoples' autism, rescuinghuman Electric Hedgehog Trafficking victims, and finding homeless vets shelters. Chris spent his momentary godhood... beating up on a militarily neutered witch.
What's more, Sonichu is capable. Even if we overlook the times that he rescued Rosechu, we can see that he's great around the house and the kids, is very supportive of his wife (being the only JERK who bothered to show up to fight for the right of women to vote), and he's also a sexual dynamo. Compare this to Chris, who can't hold down the interest of any wife, views pulling weeds in the hot, hot sun as an unbearable tribulation, and is so sexually impotent that he tried to use the excuse of an open relationship to outsource his spouse-pleasing duties.
One of the only funny things about the Catherine Saga is how livid and jealous the handsome, rich, cultured, competent Colin made Chris. One can't help but think that Chris would subconsciously have many of the same feelings towards his own creation.
Sonichu is and has everything that Chris wants and can't ever get: friends, loved ones, adoration of the city, so-on. What's more, it's not that Sonichu was just handed these things but he's been shown to earn them. Yes, Sonichu literally started his relationship begging Rosechu for a handout, but after he got his first hand-out Sonichu has shown himself to be a worthy husband and father -- unlike Chris, who takes and takes and takes and never seems to get anywhere. When Sonichu and Chris-chan went all Super Saiyan, Sonichu spent his momentary godhood freeing people of mind control, curing peoples' autism, rescuing
What's more, Sonichu is capable. Even if we overlook the times that he rescued Rosechu, we can see that he's great around the house and the kids, is very supportive of his wife (being the only JERK who bothered to show up to fight for the right of women to vote), and he's also a sexual dynamo. Compare this to Chris, who can't hold down the interest of any wife, views pulling weeds in the hot, hot sun as an unbearable tribulation, and is so sexually impotent that he tried to use the excuse of an open relationship to outsource his spouse-pleasing duties.
One of the only funny things about the Catherine Saga is how livid and jealous the handsome, rich, cultured, competent Colin made Chris. One can't help but think that Chris would subconsciously have many of the same feelings towards his own creation.
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I can only think that if Sonichu was more realistic, CWC would call Sonichu a JERK.
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This explains why Sonichu was pushed to the side for most of the comic's run.
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I like to think that Rosechu isn't Robbie's real mother. After two failed attempts at siring a son, Sonichu decided to play it safe and found a random Ditto (a sexless blob of transforming goo whose offspring is always a clone of the other parent) to carry his third child.
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once upon a time, in a long forgotten land.
a king died. king bob is dead. his son, christian rose up in his place.
the child, now a king, had many plans for this land.
inspired by television and movies, he renamed his land cwcville, after himself.
he inacted many plans, some worked, some didn't.
it became obvious that the new king couldn't and wouldn't handle government work.
a group of brave women and men volunteered to work with the king as members of his committee.
like all political figures, he had dissenters. but nothing violent came out of it.
a political group was formed to legally throw the king out, but the king was harmless enough that no one cared.
then one day, something happened.
christian started hallucinating. he thought his night dreams and day dreams became real.
his committee was now staffed with the electric-hedgehog-pokemon in his visions.
the opposing political group was now filled with the evil people of his past.
in their fear, the committee locked the king away. his speeches became pre-recorded messages.
people had to start writing to him to ask him questions, and those questions were filtered.
they couldn't let the world know the king was mentally ill. he would be overthrown, the opposing political group would gain a foothold. and the committee would be no more with the king gone.
over time, the king became a puppet to the committee. the king talked to the people the committee wanted, and only those people. the king only went to places he was allowed to by the committee
everything must stay the same, the king must stay locked away. if he is safe, cwcville is safe too.
they say to this day, the king is still locked up. still giving speeches to no one, ruling over his fake toy land.
a king died. king bob is dead. his son, christian rose up in his place.
the child, now a king, had many plans for this land.
inspired by television and movies, he renamed his land cwcville, after himself.
he inacted many plans, some worked, some didn't.
it became obvious that the new king couldn't and wouldn't handle government work.
a group of brave women and men volunteered to work with the king as members of his committee.
like all political figures, he had dissenters. but nothing violent came out of it.
a political group was formed to legally throw the king out, but the king was harmless enough that no one cared.
then one day, something happened.
christian started hallucinating. he thought his night dreams and day dreams became real.
his committee was now staffed with the electric-hedgehog-pokemon in his visions.
the opposing political group was now filled with the evil people of his past.
in their fear, the committee locked the king away. his speeches became pre-recorded messages.
people had to start writing to him to ask him questions, and those questions were filtered.
they couldn't let the world know the king was mentally ill. he would be overthrown, the opposing political group would gain a foothold. and the committee would be no more with the king gone.
over time, the king became a puppet to the committee. the king talked to the people the committee wanted, and only those people. the king only went to places he was allowed to by the committee
everything must stay the same, the king must stay locked away. if he is safe, cwcville is safe too.
they say to this day, the king is still locked up. still giving speeches to no one, ruling over his fake toy land.
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My view is that Chris is a reality warper, and CWCville is Ruckersville and Charlottesville reformed by Chris's imagination.
Of course, Chris has no real power. He got tired of actually trying to run the city after a few hours, and handed power to the City Council, composed of Allison, Magi-chan, Bill the Scientist, Sonichu, Rosechu, and Wild. They manage to keep CWCville running as an independent city state, and have forged a successful economy out of the production of "S-Chu Balls" (Chris's Pokeball ripoffs). Think about it. Pokeballs can hold a fucking water monster, don't seem to require power, and subjects within them don't seem to age. You could carry a shipping container's worth of cargo in a one poun object. Think of the applications. Large, slow, fuel guzzling container ships would be rendered obsolete. Space travel would become much cheaper (just load everything into a S-Ball and launch it. A manned Mars outpost suddenly becomes much cheaper and easier.)
Needless to say, this economic commodity has allowed CWCville to thrive as an eccentric city state. Of course, The Council has to take care of Chris, and prevent him from attempting to assert power again. Mostly this takes place in the form of allowing him to make daily "Captains Logs", public addresses, UN Speeches, and "fighting evil". As in our world, the public find this amusing, and Chris's antics feature on nightly news programs across the globe.
The PVCC is a group of villains created from Chris's fears and anxieties when he created CWCville, who antagonize Chris because it's funny. The Council officially condemns them. However, they're secretly in an alliance with the PVCC, because it keeps Chris focused on "Fighting The Trolls", and away from power.
4-Cent-Garbage is made of of worker who were rendered obsolete by the invention of "S-Balls". At first they were allied with the PVCC. However, their methods became too extreme, and the PVCC broke ties with them. Unlike the PVCC, 4-Cent wants to destroy CWCville and it's inhabitants for taking their jobs.
The comics themselves are Chris's view of all this, and are real events filtered through Chris's autism. (Hence goody good guys an baddy bad guys, Chris ruling everything, things waved away or invoked when needed). In the Sonichu Verse, Chris carried on with production of the comics past Issue 10, and is currently working on Issue 19.
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Wild's mother Venusaur and father Scyther were abducted by Graduon, and possibly merged into Plauatic for the Wall of Originals.
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My headcannon (if there is even one) is that I like to think there's something interesting about those "Zapbuds" Rosechu's so into. In the proper hands, it would be an energy source of sorts, but Chris didn't seem to do more with this and thus it's forgotten after that first or second issue.
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Layla isn't a Flaaffy, but was raised by them after her parents died in a plane crash.
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That Chris actually came from the future to retrieve the Sonichu balls spurned on by the Great Old Ones.
Through the mere act of collecting those balls in the past he alters his future dramatically.
The Thing in the Locker "Bionic" gave Chris a severe concussion.
The Chris we know is this damaged Chris who captures faint murmurs of a self that is never to be.
Through the mere act of collecting those balls in the past he alters his future dramatically.
The Thing in the Locker "Bionic" gave Chris a severe concussion.
The Chris we know is this damaged Chris who captures faint murmurs of a self that is never to be.
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Black Sonichu was not the first artificial/cloned Sonichu. Aside from the spilling of Cherry (CWC?)Cola his creation seemed to have no complications. If he were the first artificial Electric Hedgehog Pokémon then surely there would've been at least a few complications. I believe that there were a few artificial Sonichus before Blachu and that's why the technology used for cloning him was so flawless.
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I actually envisioned CWCville, and all of its wackiness, existing right smack dab in the middle of modern America.
And it's because the government is afraid of, and willing to cater to an unbelievable extent, to the whims of Mayor Christian and his insanely powerful subjects. For all intents and purposes, the city and a huge surrounding area of American land is a separate nation. Individual states cannot create their own currency, much less a single city, and yet C/W-Quarters abound.
The President(s) will go to astronomical lengths to ensure Chris and the abominations he controls do not turn their eyes to the rest of the country, and thus humor his eccentricities in the hopes of keeping Chris content and contained.
There's an exchange rate that supports the absurdity of the C/W Quarter system and even artificially gives the currency value similar to the dollar, even though they should be nearly worthless, being used in a single less than a state area and originating from an economy that produces very little. The goods that stock the Mal-Warts and Get-Tars of the area are imported from conventional suppliers, paid for ostensibly with Quarters, but subsidized heavily and reimbursed with proper dollars. Not only does CWCville not pay state or federal taxes, the entire farce is propped up by taxpayers in the rest of the country.
The only industry of note is the production of CWC-Cola, whose sole non-local buyer is the government, and as it is found unfit for public consumption by the FDA, is disposed of by dedicated facilities, though rare quantities are smuggled out of the city every so often, where the deathly sugar-laden drink auctions for a fortune on the black market.
Travel is restricted, permission granted only to those corporate and government agents who facilitate the movement of materials and soda in and out of the city or to make superficial visits with the Mayor to discuss "politics".
That's not to say the idea of removing Chris altogether has not crossed the mind of a number of powerful people, in fact, it's quite likely that a coup against Chandler's regime would succeed, with the proper preparations. However, the government takes advantage of the situation, in spite of the drain on resources and potential powder keg.
To the rest of the world, CWCville and its citizens pose a unique and for the most part poorly understood threat, and in the years since Mayor Christian's rise to prominence, the attitude of the world powers has been greatly more cautious and deferential to the United States. No matter their feelings towards the American people, the other countries of the world are loath to risk provoking the known racist and nationalistic tendencies of Chris. For fear of Sonichu, America as a whole enjoys a personal security and political leverage in some ways greater even than the advent of the atomic age.
Which is well worth, they say, the tens of billions of dollars fed to Mayor Christian's monthly tugboat.
And it's because the government is afraid of, and willing to cater to an unbelievable extent, to the whims of Mayor Christian and his insanely powerful subjects. For all intents and purposes, the city and a huge surrounding area of American land is a separate nation. Individual states cannot create their own currency, much less a single city, and yet C/W-Quarters abound.
The President(s) will go to astronomical lengths to ensure Chris and the abominations he controls do not turn their eyes to the rest of the country, and thus humor his eccentricities in the hopes of keeping Chris content and contained.
There's an exchange rate that supports the absurdity of the C/W Quarter system and even artificially gives the currency value similar to the dollar, even though they should be nearly worthless, being used in a single less than a state area and originating from an economy that produces very little. The goods that stock the Mal-Warts and Get-Tars of the area are imported from conventional suppliers, paid for ostensibly with Quarters, but subsidized heavily and reimbursed with proper dollars. Not only does CWCville not pay state or federal taxes, the entire farce is propped up by taxpayers in the rest of the country.
The only industry of note is the production of CWC-Cola, whose sole non-local buyer is the government, and as it is found unfit for public consumption by the FDA, is disposed of by dedicated facilities, though rare quantities are smuggled out of the city every so often, where the deathly sugar-laden drink auctions for a fortune on the black market.
Travel is restricted, permission granted only to those corporate and government agents who facilitate the movement of materials and soda in and out of the city or to make superficial visits with the Mayor to discuss "politics".
That's not to say the idea of removing Chris altogether has not crossed the mind of a number of powerful people, in fact, it's quite likely that a coup against Chandler's regime would succeed, with the proper preparations. However, the government takes advantage of the situation, in spite of the drain on resources and potential powder keg.
To the rest of the world, CWCville and its citizens pose a unique and for the most part poorly understood threat, and in the years since Mayor Christian's rise to prominence, the attitude of the world powers has been greatly more cautious and deferential to the United States. No matter their feelings towards the American people, the other countries of the world are loath to risk provoking the known racist and nationalistic tendencies of Chris. For fear of Sonichu, America as a whole enjoys a personal security and political leverage in some ways greater even than the advent of the atomic age.
Which is well worth, they say, the tens of billions of dollars fed to Mayor Christian's monthly tugboat.
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I would like to see Chris do an "crisis on infinite earth" type thing and reboot the franchise as a dark and gritty reboot.......maybe Sonics thought dead and four different sonichus take his place all claiming to be the original......or maybe he has his back broken by Mary Lee Walsh and trains a new sonichu
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What we see in the Sonichu comics is not what is happening in real life.
Chris is an insane homeless man who believes that he is the mayor of the town he lives in, Quickville. One day, he looks through the window of one of those television stores and sees Sonichu on the news saving Station Square from Perfect Chaos. After that, his delusions begin to become worse. He imagines many adventures with Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo. In his fantasy, he makes all the people who have wronged him into villains. Mary Lee Walsh is actually a republican woman who told him to get a job. Jason Kendrick Howell is the head of a major news website that did on article about "that crazy homeless man in Quickville". Eventually, Chris is arrested for murdering four men whom he claimed "murdered Simonla".
Chris is an insane homeless man who believes that he is the mayor of the town he lives in, Quickville. One day, he looks through the window of one of those television stores and sees Sonichu on the news saving Station Square from Perfect Chaos. After that, his delusions begin to become worse. He imagines many adventures with Sonichu, Rosechu, and the Chaotic Combo. In his fantasy, he makes all the people who have wronged him into villains. Mary Lee Walsh is actually a republican woman who told him to get a job. Jason Kendrick Howell is the head of a major news website that did on article about "that crazy homeless man in Quickville". Eventually, Chris is arrested for murdering four men whom he claimed "murdered Simonla".