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Magi-Chan frequently psychically trolls the other Sonichus. Hence why when he tried to warn Bubbles about Blake being replaced with an imposter, she blows him off.
 
Magi-Chan is gay and runs an underground secret gay bar/discotheque, he isn't using his psychic powers to look for homosexuals, but rather to protect them from Chris.

Pretty much no one likes Chris because how could they, but they pretend to because they don't want to die. Kind of like that episode of Twilight Zone, you know with the kid who could banish people to the corn field if he didn't get his way? This is all in exception to Sonichu himself who is just as brain dead as Chris if not more so, and actually believe the Pro-Chandler propaganda.
 
Magi-Chan and Silvana are in a legitimately loving relationship that involves half-assedly humoring Chris while having wild, kinky, pickle-having sex behind his back. When they're not doing that, they go on adventures through time and space and probably blow up as many planets as they save.
 
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The CWCKI on Christine Rosechu got me thinking and I started looking around and I realized something, neither Sonichu or Magi-Chan are Christine Rosechu's father, Darkbind Sonichu was and here's my proof:

WARNING Autism ahead.

>>>>Timeline<<<<

- She was likely concieved during Sonichu 6 while Sonichu and Magi-chan were at Manchester and Rosechu was left alone with Darkbind in the mayor's office. The story supposedly takes place during November 2007, but Chris wrote his age as 26. Feb 2008 would be his birthday so he should have been 25 when he posted his in comic age not 26 if it took place in Nov 2007.

-This story takes place before Shecameforcwc was drawn which was new to Chris in the time void as a future event which was drawn in Novemeber 2007

-The story takes place before his ED page which occured in Nov 2007.

- These 3 examples makes dating it unreliable via Chris' own words. It should have taken place earlier by a year and here's why.

- Book 6-7 occur as back to back stories taking place within hours of one another, and Patti becoming a cartoon character at the beginning of 6, before the back to back story, occurred in June 2006. So it seems that a date of late 06 makes more sense (as it is supposed to take place in November) and also cleanly fits with Chris going back 10 years instead of 11 or 12 years which are awkward years for time travel anyway.

- This is the only time this event could occur and despite the official birthday of Christine Rosechu being October 2006, it's far more likely that her birthday is indeed in February 2007 given the circumstantial evidence.

>>>>Physical Descriptions<<<<
- Sonichu and Rosechu's eyes are Green, Magi-Chan's are Yellow, but Darkbind and Christine both have Blue Eyes.

- They both have purple fur, something neither Sonichu or Rosechu had.

- Christine appears shiny and likes fashion, Darkbind is the only Sonichu that wears Shiny Armour and one of the few who actually styles his quills (the other being Punchy).

>>>>Consequences<<<<

- The other characters all know about it. If you notice, Darkbind is pretty much banished from the group by December 2007. You'd think that being on a major quest to retrieve the Sonichu Balls to save Zelina, would have him help out more in searching for them, or held on to the ones he brought at lest but he is simply not welcome. Not even at the Birthday Parties. They just took his balls and ran. He probably accepted his fate, feeling guilty for succumbing to lust with another female while trying to save his girlfriend, and accepting his punishment. He is next seen in Sonichu 9 "training".

- It's only when he thinks Rosechu may be in trouble that he heads back to Cwcville to help out, teaming up with Bionic just to save Rosechu. He doesn't do much else, isn't thanked really and isn't even around for the final defense, he just leaves. Maybe he thought Rosechu would be more grateful, maybe he just came to save her since he did father a child with her and cares. Who knows.

- Sonichu 10 he is clearly forgiven by Sonichu for saving Rosechu in the previous chapter and saves Zelina out of forgiveness which is why it seems so rushed. Sonichu kind of wanted to show his forgiveness and gratitude to Darkbind so they left on good terms and can wash his hands of him. Sonichu doesn't even bother to greet Darkbind (nor the other hedgehogs) when he visits the SLGBTQ pride festival.

The greatest Sonichu in universe secret uncovered. I had no where to place it so thought this would be an appropriate thread. It's interesting that such a minor character lines up almost perfectly to be the father of one of Rosechu's children. The only question we need to ask ourselves is why? I leave that for you.

EDIT: When I initially wrote this, I didn't realize the official birthdate for Christine Rosechu was October, not February. It doesn't sync up with the timeline as well, but the other circumstantial evidence proves not only is Chris fucked when it comes to giving dates, but the thesis is most likely correct if you believe Chris' dates for things don't line up with real world events surrounding the story and the visual evidence that supports the thesis.
 
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Punchy's name is more tragically appropriate than we think.

His repeated battles IN DOJO aren't anywhere near as much in his favour as Chris tries to tell us. Over the years of his 'training', Punchy had his arse handed to him handily by many, many opponents, and - just like any broken-down boxer - he's now punch-drunk and brain-damaged.

Nabeshin in his mercy palmed him off on Chris claiming that he was a great fighter, knowing full well that while Punchy's desperate spirit may indeed be willing, his flesh (or at least his actual skill in combat) is pitifully weak. What Chris has him describe as 'random access humour' is merely the mush-headed ramblings of a badly brain-damaged man, doing his sad best to convince himself and those around him that he's just fine. This is why Punchy's jokes are never funny.
 
Eichsterd123 said:
since chris will be rotting in jail, we can do whatever the hell we want with sonichu
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As a self-proclaimed new owner of Sonichu, I deem everything occurring after Sonichu 10 as non-Canon and all edits and revisions made by Chris to be non-Canon as well and motion for a new season of Sonichu to begin where Troon Chris after being turned by Magi-Chan, has to survive in his original CWCville that openly hates LGBTQ people, and harshly punishes drinking, blasphemy and drug use.

Will Sonichu help his "mother" or will he become a JERK!?
 
Chris chan stole his transgender idea from the episode of American Dad where Steve pretended to be a girl to help Hailey join the roller derbie team and started dating a woke lesbian who knew of Steve's biological gender the whole time.
 
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