Sonichu Sonichu Secks

[Julian]

It still freaks me out the Chris intended the comic for children and still puts explicitsexual content for his comics.

God help the children who read those comcis

It's like if Barney had an episode where he explains how dinosaurs mate.

By plowing Baby Bop.

Well they don't call the yellow Dinosaur "BJ" for nothing!

 

[DStecks]

That insanity is what happens when you want to have naked animals without visible genitalia fuck. Because it's all real to him, he needs to figure out the mechanics of where Sonic hides his hedgehog. Chris can't simply handwave it, or keep the sex out of the comic and restricted to non-canon rule 34, or maybe just not fucking draw it, so we get this lovely little biology lesson.

 

[A Witty Name]

It still freaks me out the Chris intended the comic for children and still puts explicitsexual content for his comics.

God help the children who read those comcis

There's a reason Sonichu and Rosechu's ages were retconned into 18...

 

[Julian]

It still freaks me out the Chris intended the comic for children and still puts explicitsexual content for his comics.

God help the children who read those comcis

There's a reason Sonichu and Rosechu's ages were retconned into 18...

So are Sonichu years the same as people years?

 

[Fialovy]

It still freaks me out the Chris intended the comic for children and still puts explicitsexual content for his comics.

God help the children who read those comcis

It's like if Barney had an episode where he explains how dinosaurs mate.

By plowing Baby Bop.

Wow... right in the childhood...

 

[Bugaboo]

I love how Sonichu has a built in cup to prevent being kicked in the nuts. Why did Chris feel he needed that?
Also Sonichu's sexual anatomy is more like a reptile than a mammal with the hidden reproduction organs that only come out when they're aroused. And they lay eggs for whatever reason.

 

[CatParty]

I love how Sonichu has a built in cup to prevent being kicked in the nuts. Why did Chris feel he needed that?
Also Sonichu's sexual anatomy is more like a reptile than a mammal with the hidden reproduction organs that only come out when they're aroused. And they lay eggs for whatever reason.

Sonichus are reptiles is now canon.

 

[snowkitten91]

That also explains the freaky reptile eyes of all their spawn.

 

[cypocryphy]

So, I wonder what happens when you get them wet, or feed them after midnight....

 

[Sweet and Savoury]

Fire! And lots of it!

 

[king shit]

Just got a mental image of Sonichu, bending over to talk to his his kids and his hard dick sliding out! *Shudders

 

[CWCissey]

I love how Sonichu has a built in cup to prevent being kicked in the nuts. Why did Chris feel he needed that?
Also Sonichu's sexual anatomy is more like a reptile than a mammal with the hidden reproduction organs that only come out when they're aroused. And they lay eggs for whatever reason.

Likely to prevent da TROLLS from drawing fanart of us kicking Sonichu in the nuts.

 

[CatParty]

I love how Sonichu has a built in cup to prevent being kicked in the nuts. Why did Chris feel he needed that?
Also Sonichu's sexual anatomy is more like a reptile than a mammal with the hidden reproduction organs that only come out when they're aroused. And they lay eggs for whatever reason.

Likely to prevent da TROLLS from drawing fanart of us kicking Sonichu in the nuts.

yes, but there is no built in cup for rosechu's pickle

 

[CWCissey]

I love how Sonichu has a built in cup to prevent being kicked in the nuts. Why did Chris feel he needed that?
Also Sonichu's sexual anatomy is more like a reptile than a mammal with the hidden reproduction organs that only come out when they're aroused. And they lay eggs for whatever reason.

Likely to prevent da TROLLS from drawing fanart of us kicking Sonichu in the nuts.

yes, but there is no built in cup for rosechu's pickle

Which is why she got the attacks instead.

 

[MysticMisty]

I love how Sonichu has a built in cup to prevent being kicked in the nuts. Why did Chris feel he needed that?
Also Sonichu's sexual anatomy is more like a reptile than a mammal with the hidden reproduction organs that only come out when they're aroused. And they lay eggs for whatever reason.

Likely to prevent da TROLLS from drawing fanart of us kicking Sonichu in the nuts.

I think this whole thing was to get back at the trolls. Trolls were drawing horrible sex-related fanart that made Chris uncomfortable. So he decided that if he came up with TRUE and HONEST Rule 34 and Electric Hedgehog Pokemon anatomy, it would render the troll stuff useless because it doesn't follow Chris' rules for Sonichu and Rosechu sex.

 

[CWCissey]

I love how Sonichu has a built in cup to prevent being kicked in the nuts. Why did Chris feel he needed that?
Also Sonichu's sexual anatomy is more like a reptile than a mammal with the hidden reproduction organs that only come out when they're aroused. And they lay eggs for whatever reason.

Likely to prevent da TROLLS from drawing fanart of us kicking Sonichu in the nuts.

I think this whole thing was to get back at the trolls. Trolls were drawing horrible sex-related fanart that made Chris uncomfortable. So he decided that if he came up with TRUE and HONEST Rule 34 and Electric Hedgehog Pokemon anatomy, it would render the troll stuff useless because it doesn't follow Chris' rules for Sonichu and Rosechu sex.

So they changed the rules by giving Rosechu a !

 

[NoDarkies]

IT IS WHEN IT IS NEEDED AT THOSE TIMES THAT SONICHU HAS TO LEAN FORWARD TO MAKE HIS ERECT DICK SLIDE OUT WITH GRAVITY

What the holy fuck?

Does this mean that if Sonichu tries to use a urinal he'll just end up headbutting the wall?

Surely it also means that during intercourse, there's just as much chance of his dick sliding back into him than it penetrating her?

This must mean that sonichu must be leaned forward at all times in order to use his penis. That sounds like an awkward, inconvenient, and not to mention uncomfortable means of performing "Hanky Panky"

Proof that Chris as an 'intelligent designer' is worse than evolution.

 

[random_pickle]

It's times like these that make me wish Chris was still updating Sonichu.

Most of the time, the vagina remains closed...................only when urinating, sexually aroused, or when using a "psych-up" attack does the skin around the line fold over, revealing the full vaginal opening

What the fuck is a "psych-up" attack?

 

[Bugaboo]

It's times like these that make me wish Chris was still updating Sonichu.

Most of the time, the vagina remains closed...................only when urinating, sexually aroused, or when using a "psych-up" attack does the skin around the line fold over, revealing the full vaginal opening

What the fuck is a "psych-up" attack?

There's an attack in Pokemon called psych up where you copy the stat changes of the opponent pokemon.
That's the only thing I can think of.

 

[MysticMisty]

Maybe he's referring to the face-rape that occurs later.