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Sonichu 0 could start off with the trolls summoning the Perfect Chaos Monster, with Sonic the Hedgehog, some PS3 characters, Chris and probably some MLP characters to fight the monster. Expect some random access humor along the fight.
 
spaps said:
I could see Chris trying to kill Sonichu to get Rosechu at this point.
I wonder how much 'autonomy' Sonichu has within Chris's mind. Chris already has been shown to talk to his creation and regards all of his characters as having an independent existance. Will Chris ever argue with or try to kill sonichu and would sonichu fight back?
 
-Sailor Megtune returns to reveal that she's really Megantron and has been behind the absolute ruination of Chris's life.
-Chris graphically murders her.
-Blows up The GAMe PLACe
-Reprimands the Grim Reaper for lying to him about his fathers death.
-Takes out a bunch of Jerkops, and maybe a judge or two
-The titular character, Sonichu, appears in one panel (maybe two) offering his absolute support for all of Chris's actions, and then fucks off not to be seen again.
-Chris dons a short skirt and rides off into the sunset (or his lego house, or MLP land, or gets sucked directly into his PS3... whatever the fuck he's most into these days) with a TRUE AND HONEST white, nonsmoking, thin, boyfriend-free girl age 18-his current age.
 
"The Trolls" have become a seperate subspecies. They are cyborgs with integrated cameras and microphones. They frequently take pictures and video and relay it to the servers located at the Troll central commannd center beneath the GamePlace.
 
You know, I really think that someone should get a new Sonichu out, you never know, it may provoke some activity from Chris if he feels his property is being threatened. No need to be funny really, Hell it would be hilarious if someone actually made Sonichu good and the troll comic was picked up.
 
Well ,he'll probably draw himself in his tranny outfits. While at the same time, still demonizing homesexuality.

Also, OP, your avatar is awesome. I love ICO.
 
There will probably be an issue where Chris tries to convince Rosechu to have sex with him.
 
Chu Guevara said:
You know, I really think that someone should get a new Sonichu out, you never know, it may provoke some activity from Chris if he feels his property is being threatened. No need to be funny really, Hell it would be hilarious if someone actually made Sonichu good and the troll comic was picked up.

Alec this is your cue. Nah, jking. I know you're busy and shit. But seriously, someone who can draw... DO EET! :julay:
 
The year is 2013. After a year trapped by a villain he had not yet fought, let alone identified, Chris emerges from the Probation Cave with the assistance of Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo. He's filled in within moments by Magi-Chan through the implantation of memories in his mind. And he is horrified and disgusted by what he discovers. The place he once felt was a home away from home on Fridays is now a den of treachery and wickedness, having renamed their headquarters the Grand Plot. They are led by Dynser, with whom he has fought before, but imagine his sorrow at hearing that his former gal-pal Sailor Megtune has also joined their ranks.

Elsewhere, in an entirely awkward non sequiter transition that won't be discussed at all for the rest of this issue, Angelica has officially abandoned the church after the congregation failed to help her in her time of never-discussed-or-explained need.

Jumping back to Chris, he has discovered that during his time in the cave Crystal bravely ventured in to try and rescue him, but was never heard from again. This is when she starts speaking to Chris inside his own mind and reveals that due to the EVIL power of the cave, the pair were somehow merged together, with Chris only remaining as the survivor due to his strength and force of will. Because of this he refuses to cut his beautiful flowing locks, having grown out during his imprisonment, as he feels that would be an insult to Crystal... and thus Tomgirl Chris enters the comics. He proceeds to the GP and tries to free Megtune, believing she is working for the army of trolls against her will, only to find that she has become the Wicked Lady (if Chris can be arsed to look up Sailor Moon long enough for a reference like that) due to HER sheer levels of hatred and resentment towards CHRIS. He attacks, but she's too powerful from the pure EVIL in the GP and he's still too weak from his time in captivity. He retreats to refuel with CWC Cola and food that Sonichu brings for him, and lures Wicked Lady Megtune out of the GP to take up arms again. This time, Crystal helps him, and their combined might is able to destroy Wicked Lady Megtune: for good, though Chris barely pauses to muse over his loss or their past as friends, as Dynser and his lackeys march up to take Chris on as well. After a few poorly drawn panels of a poorly described battle, it is now Dynser versus Chris, and they hurl barbs and insults back and forth as they circle each other. Then, just as Dynser is finally goaded into action by a particularly sharp comeback from Chris... he loses interest because there's a new Little Big Planet available.
 
I wonder if we'd wind up getting a completely Chris slanted-version of 10/28/11:

Sonichu:" That Greedy Jew has stolen the Chaotic Combo!"
Chris:" I know where he lives! But there is someone I need to get first!"

"Introducing Jumbochu!" A very fat Pokehog appears.
*Three Pages of Stats and Boasting*

"Jumbochu: OK, I will drive you to Cwcville Games and Hobbies to deal with Jew Snyder!"
Chris:" Excellent!"
*Jumbochu drives Chris to Cwcville Hobbies*
Chris:" OH MY GOD, it's filled with Trolls"

-DARK MEGAN-
-JEW SNYDER-
-SUPERJERK MIMMS-

*Tortured Dialog ranting about how Chris was unjustly hated by these people*
*Over One Dozen Panels of CWC, Sonichu and Jumbochu using pokemon moves on the Cwcville place Trio*

Chris:" I got the CHAOTIC COMBO!"
Jumbochu:" GET IN THE CAR!"

*Jumbochu drives straight away from the Hobby Store, then JEW SNYDER jumps in front of their car, laughing hysterically*
Jew Snyder: "I MUST TAKE Christian's rightful property!"
*Son-Chu hits Michael Snyder*

Jumbochu: "Let's get out of here"
Jew Snyder: "It must be MINE!!!" *Jumps in front of Son-Chu again.
*Son-Chu hits Michael Snyder again*

Chris:" We did it, we saved the Chaotic Combo"
*Two Dozen Police Cars converge on the Mayors Office*

-End of Sonichu 11-
 
Uncle Linky said:
This thread makes me what Chris to reboot Sonichu for his new problems in life.

Hey there, Uncle Linky.

And yeah, Chris should restart Sonichu with MLP, Lego, Transformers, Michael Snyder, the trolls etc. into it.
 
scorptatious said:
Well ,he'll probably draw himself in his tranny outfits.

TomGirl Chris was foreseen in Sonichu's dreams
 

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I wish Chris would bring back Sonichu, it would be kind of cool to see his take on Snyder, MLP, and Tomgirl all handled in comic form.
 
Leon Kennedy said:
I wish Chris would bring back Sonichu, it would be kind of cool to see his take on Snyder, MLP, and Tomgirl all handled in comic form.
For all we know, Chris might still be making Sonichu, but not uploading pages because of DA TWOLLS.
 
I wonder what happens if Chris does his comic and still continues it without the trolls. Other than more on Sonichu.
 
Male said:
The story begins at the graveyard where hundreds of characters tearfully watch as they lower the great lumberjack's coffin into the grave. Barb holds Chris sobbing her eyes out, and Chris well...because he is a man he only sheds one tear which drops onto the ground getting washed up by all the rain pouring down, this whole scene would eventualy be ruined once Chris throws in a family guy joke. Scenes later Chris builds a lemonaide stand in honor of the lumberjack, (INSERT FUTURE SWEETHEART HERE) comforts him telling him what a good empathetic man Chris is. She tells him how going through so much grief should warrant in him getting sex.
Not everyone is in morning though: deep within the corrupted building called THE GAME PLACE lies an evil long nosed tricker named Snyder and his legiion of doom who plots to set up a trap for Our Autistic Hero...

I'm following this up until the family guy joke...although I can see him doing that. I'd personally like to think that he'd vow revenge on the trolls all dramatic like. Maybe even do the fall to the ground screaming, "Noooo". Or have a wall of text with his face all close-up like in a 'serious' way, maybe just show his eyes :tomgirl: . Because you know, he'd blame the trolls for Bob's passing. And he'll want revenge.

Then maybe he'd been away from CWCville well being depressed over Bob, caring for his mother, and discovering his inner tomgirl. Sonichu would show up and be all, "Dad! You have to help us! The trolls have taken the city!!!" or something like that. Well Chris was gone, the trolls started having their way and became extremely powerful, making their new hub the GAMe PLACe. At this point and and onward, I think Chris would rip-off Spiderman with the whole echo that Peter's uncle does, only with Bob. Then he'd go on a grand quest, gaining Super Colossal Chan 4 form and finding out that Count Graduon's true form was Megan and Sailor Megtune was just a charade to confuse and hurt Chris. Megagi La Skunk will be devastated and vow revenge for the betrayal of her friend and possibly disappear before she got to confront Megan (being forgotten by Chris). Although Chris may or may not think Megagi is in on it. I think she'd be cleared though.

Along the way of this quest he'd teach the sonichus/rosechus what it is to find their inner tomgirl/boy after being surprised to see how big the sonees have gotten. There would be a chapter or two dedicated to this and bonding with his grandchildren who are practically grown now. Sonichu may be apprehensive of his father's new found inner-woman but will grow to accept and embrace it. Rosechu will be jealous because Sonichu becomes a better tomgirl than she is a woman and so will Robbie(Who I think may become a more prominent character). Blake will openly be against the tomgirl/boy thing but will secretly love it. Anna would make an appearance, probably as a normal human. I think she would be a "hologram" like character because of how far she lives from Chris and he hasn't seen her in person since forever. Although at some point she would be captured, probably by Snyder, Megan's loyal servant.

Chris would save Anna and during the final battle. He'll have forgotten about the revenge for Bob thing thing and instead will scream at Megan "GIVE ME BACK MY THINGS*" *Replace THINGS with the items he loaned and later claimed Megan stole from him. I couldn't find the post to what they where but I'm sure I remember reading something about it. I think it was all anime, Sailor Moon or something.* Chris will specifically mention exactly what she took from him and go on about using him. There would be a great battle which Chris will win and regain his title of Mayor which he lost to the trolls. I think he would leave it open for Megan to come back, although he'd very likely just kill her. Maybe he'd try to "fix" her although she may be to far gone. He would defeat all the trolls and remove the dark cloud from the GAMe PLACe with the help of Magi-chan and finally be able to go there again. He would open up a pokemon league where all of Cwcville would go and he would end with about how now all he has to do is find his sweetheart-to-be. Later on there would be a tournament, not sure if it would be pokemon cards, yu-gi-oh cards or actual battle, Maybe a mixture. By this point he may be close to becoming a great grandpapa.

This of course would happen assuming Chris would magically become his old-self again and regain some of that confidence/arrogance/'creativity'.
 
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