Sony hate thread

[WelperHelper99]

PS how about the moderators start banning woke people from the farms, if you don't gatekeep, every platform will become woke in the long run.

You are a dumbass for this statement alone. The farms lives and dies by our glorious leader Joshua Connor Moon, last janny standing of the Old Internet. He gatekeeps more than you ever know just by his very name.

 

[Nameless One]

You are a dumbass for this statement alone. The farms lives and dies by our glorious leader Joshua Connor Moon, last janny standing of the Old Internet. He gatekeeps more than you ever know just by his very name.

You're a dumbass for engaging with bait, but that's pretty much 2/3rds of your posts, mormon.
Anyways Bloodborne 10th anniversary next month.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If anything they're skirting the line between M and AO

The games they claimed went again guidelines recently were things like Neptunia, and those aren't particularly risque, just very basic fan service stuff, so they're pretty strict now. Neptunia was not even rated M, let alone approaching AO, just T. The woke mind virus is probably hitting Nintendo and the sight of no niggers or uggos is sending them into a frothing rage.

It wasn't clear if this was only NoA or not, hopefully that's the case.

Whatever hentia stuff they have on the Switch is either:

• the censored versions that have nudity but the good bits covered up or the H-scenes outright removed
• There is Nudity but it's only tits.

Only one game I've come across that has pussy shots and it was one of those tile moving/swapping """puzzle""" game where the art wasn't exactly top notch. Ironically the sequel game decided to censor those bits with white lines, so idk what made them defang themselves in the 2nd game.

I'm surprised there's any games even showing tits on a Nintendo system. And you're sure one showed pussy? I'd understand Nintendo taking action against that stuff. Hell, it'd be prudent to force games that contain "Hentai" in the title to change it, they appear to be shovelware anyway.

Woke = anti-White/hatred of the White race, so yes everything woke is trash. Why would you want to give money to people who hate the White race (if you are White). A game can have the best graphics, game mechanics, story, characters, ever seen in a video game, if it's woke I don't play it, I don't give money to the anti-White people who created it.

Primarily, but it's a bit more broad than that, woke is defined as something politically liberal or progressive, so jamming in positive portrayals of trannies or whatever also fits.

How about no niggers, how about that, instead let's have White hetero males. I'm annoyed with "anti-woke" guys who are fine with female niggers or warrior women (see picture) as long as they look good, totally missing the point. Isn't our world already feminized enough. The plane/helicopter accident, female pilot.

PS how about the moderators start banning woke people from the farms, if you don't gatekeep, every platform will become woke in the long run.

I think it just depends on the spirit of the game. There's always been niggers and women in fiction and didn't bother 99% of people. It's why the left's cry of racism and sexism falls flat. Final Fantasy 7 and Street Fighter 2 had niggers and female warriors, and they were cool. Nigger worship and girlbosses are what I don't want to see.

As for banning woketards, at the bare minimum do NOT let them become mods/admins. It's very dangerous because liberals are so fucking subversive and they hate free speech, which is fairly strong here.

The useful thing with superlative sentences, is that no further inquiry is required. It can be made, of course, but it's pointless.

The gas tank blew up and killed seven people. - How did they die? Were they burned by the blast? Were they shattered, then burned? Did the tank blow up and then land on the people?

We can detail and study all of the effects, it's just that for the purposes of informing facts, "the game is a piece of shit" does seem readily informative, whereas "uh it's woke" means now I have to sift through youtube grifters to see if it's woke because there's a black woman in it, or woke because the main character is too ugly, or woke because the devs are pozzed out retards on twitter, or woke because there are no sex options and only type A/type B duality in character creation, or woke because the story is a disastrous retelling of current year rightthink/wrongthink, etc.

Not really, because "uh it's woke" is equally readily informative of the facts as "uh it's shit". In your examples you're just taking the first statement that "it's shit" as word of God but then not doing so for the statement that "it's woke", instead now doing research to confirm if and exactly why it's woke, but not if and exactly why it's shit.

Now, if you'd also said this then it'd be an equal comparison:

"uh it's shit" means now I have to sift through youtube grifters to see if it's shit because there's a glitchy character in it, or shit because the main character is too boring, or shit because the devs are outed as lazy untalented hacks on twitter, or shit because there are no weapon options and only type warrior/mage duality in character creation, or shit because the story is a disastrous retelling of a classic tale, etc.

Fact is, there's no way to know exactly if/why something is really shit or woke based on just two words ("it's shit/woke"). That is because there's some disagreement on what constitutes a game being woke, but I'd say much moreso about something being shit or not.

For example, if I say NES Zelda is shit we can have a dozen differing opinions that go on for pages, but if I say Concord is woke everyone except a deranged bad faith libtard will simply go "yep".

Tldr; "Woke" is just more informative than "shit", because woke specifically means there's liberal politics and sensibilities in the game (though whether there's enough of that in any given game to constitute it being woke is subjective), so you know the general reason someone called a game woke. Shit is a lot more vague, there can be a thousand different reasons a game is shit, and it's inherently much more subjective.

 

[Celebrate Nite]

And you're sure one showed pussy?

Check it out yourself if you don't believe me

 

[Fcret]

The games they claimed went again guidelines recently were things like Neptunia, and those aren't particularly risque, just very basic fan service stuff, so they're pretty strict now. Neptunia was not even rated M, let alone approaching AO, just T. The woke mind virus is probably hitting Nintendo and the sight of no niggers or uggos is sending them into a frothing rage.

That's the craziest thing to me - the boomer moms who get picked to rate games for the ESRB see anime panty shots and think, "yeah that's mildly suggestive, better rate it T."

The actual arbiters of storefronts see anime panty shots and think it's utterly deplorable sexualization.

You can feel the generational divide in how stodgy everyone's become about goofy cheesecake shit in media and it's wild how zoomers specifically are so weird about it.

 

[augment]

Tldr; "Woke" is just more informative than "shit", because woke specifically means there's liberal politics and sensibilities in the game (though whether there's enough of that in any given game to constitute it being woke is subjective)

I hope you realize that using subjective opinion to declare a point as "informative" is as useful as reading hearsay being passed off as news. I stand by what I said that 'woke' is an unhelpful adjective that has been stretched out into deformity by current year demagogues, as was the case with other words such as 'toxic' and 'gaslight'. And just as you say, if both "the game is shit" and "the game is woke" are sufficiently open to scrutiny, the latter expression is even moreso redundant by virtue of not being specific enough. "Concord is a mediocre, uninteresting hero shooter with abhorrent art direction" is way better at describing it than "Concord is woke".

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

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Check it out yourself if you don't believe me

I do, it's just unthinkable for a Nintendo system lol

That's the craziest thing to me - the boomer moms who get picked to rate games for the ESRB see anime panty shots and think, "yeah that's mildly suggestive, better rate it T."

The actual arbiters of storefronts see anime panty shots and think it's utterly deplorable sexualization.

You can feel the generational divide in how stodgy everyone's become about goofy cheesecake shit in media and it's wild how zoomers specifically are so weird about it.

If zoomers could ditch the LGBT shit then being so prudish would be pretty based, but alas.

And just as you say, if both "the game is shit" and "the game is woke" are sufficiently open to scrutiny, the latter expression is even moreso redundant by virtue of not being specific enough.

It's the opposite, woke is literally more specific by definition. At least with woke you know it's about some degree of liberal bullshit being included. With just "shit" there's too much variance in taste and preference, it's more subjective.

"Concord is a mediocre, uninteresting hero shooter with abhorrent art direction" is way better at describing it than "Concord is woke".

It goes both ways:

Concord is a mediocre, uninteresting hero shooter with abhorrent art direction" is way better at describing it than "Concord is shit".

Difference is, Concord sucked for more than just that. It wasn't simply abhorrent art direction, it was niggers and faggots and trannies, which would still make the game shit even if it had the best art direction, because it's fucking woke. Good art wouldn't change that it included pronouns. This is why woke is at least an equally good/bad term as shit.

 

[Incecticyder]

Difference is, Concord sucked for more than just that. It wasn't simply abhorrent art direction, it was niggers and faggots and trannies, which would still make the game shit even if it had the best art direction, because it's fucking woke. Good art wouldn't change that it included pronouns. This is why woke is at least an equally good/bad term as shit.

The designs in Concord sucked because you could see what they were going for but in every case it felt like everyone was hit with the "Bad Design Stick". Woman in heavy power armor = she looks like if she was made of round LEGO. Black cowboy guy = light turquoise to make him look like a tool even at a gay bar. Charming robot = looks like construction equipment with legs and lacks face. Every design was actively made worse than it could have been on purpose so as to avoid being problematic by having too attractive designs.

 

[Vyse Inglebard]

https://archive.ph/Z9kXw

Asylum seekers and refugees have received taxpayer-funded amenities such as PlayStations and DJ lessons, yoga, and circus skills classes, revealing significant expenditures by local councils. In total, £141 million has been spent since 2022 on initiatives for new arrivals, according to a Telegraph audit of 110 councils. Sir Keir Starmer faces increasing pressure over migration issues, with over 20,000 individuals arriving by small boats since Labour ended the Rwanda deportation scheme. Critics like Rupert Lowe argue that the spending is wasteful, calling for a review of the entire system. Examples include West Sussex spending £334 on PlayStation consoles for hotel residents and Croydon council allocating £317,224 on extra services beyond essential needs. Councils are now proposing tax increases due to insufficient government funding.

 

[Miller]

They have bought Playstations for the rapefugees but not the games.

 

[starborn427614]

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Sony Try Not to Be Retarded for 5 Minutes Challenge (Impossible)

Doesn't really help that after Spider-Man 1 the games were already starting to become a bit buggier in general. I remember Miles' game crashing a fair bit around launch.

 

[ZMOT]

They have bought Playstations for the rapefugees but not the games.

what games?

 

[Terrifik]

10 or 20 anniversity joke
most likely ps5 remake

https://x.com/shinobi602/status/1886913700000620780

 

[Miller]

https://x.com/shinobi602/status/1886913700000620780

It took them long enough. The troon who made the Bloodborne Kart game got a C&D or a DMCA too, you can't just use the name of an IP owned by somebody else.

 

[LifeAlert]

PS1 and 2 had so much variety. There were so many different kinds of games. No matter what your tastes were, you could almost always find something to enjoy. Now it's all walking sims and Soulsslop. Sad. Put this shitty company out of its misery.

 

[huesofmercury]

Sony is just a day away from imploding all from the inside out just wait.

 

[GeorgeFloydFentanylStash]

PS1 and 2 had so much variety. There were so many different kinds of games. No matter what your tastes were, you could almost always find something to enjoy. Now it's all walking sims and Soulsslop. Sad. Put this shitty company out of its misery.

CulturedVulture has some of the best top lists for everything on those two consoles.

 

[Broseph]

PS1 and 2 had so much variety. There were so many different kinds of games. No matter what your tastes were, you could almost always find something to enjoy. Now it's all walking sims and Soulsslop. Sad. Put this shitty company out of its misery.

Even the PS3 had a lot more variety back then, it had off-road racers like MotorStorm, it had a game where you build your own levels in LittleBigPlanet, it had action platformers like Infamous and Sly Cooper, it had racing simulators like Gran Turismo, it had not one but two different FPS series running at the same time with KillZone and Resistance, it had Demon's Souls which pretty much was it's own genre back then, and then it had cinematic movie "games" like Uncharted and The Last of Us before Sony killed everything else and just kept recycling that template over and over.

10 or 20 anniversity joke
most likely ps5 remake

https://x.com/shinobi602/status/1886913700000620780
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If Sony actually remasters Bloodborne and finally ports it to PC then I will throw my PS5 in the trash.

 

[Xenomorphs Are Cute]

10 or 20 anniversity joke
most likely ps5 remake

https://x.com/shinobi602/status/1886913700000620780

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I'm not for striking fanmade works, but the dev is such a schizo that this is funny.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

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Governments that corrupt and wasteful should not exist.

PS1 and 2 had so much variety. There were so many different kinds of games. No matter what your tastes were, you could almost always find something to enjoy. Now it's all walking sims and Soulsslop. Sad. Put this shitty company out of its misery.

Yet another reason why Nintendo is the best, at least they still have a lot of different genres they support.

Even the PS3 had a lot more variety back then, it had off-road racers like MotorStorm, it had a game where you build your own levels in LittleBigPlanet, it had action platformers like Infamous and Sly Cooper, it had racing simulators like Gran Turismo, it had not one but two different FPS series running at the same time with KillZone and Resistance, it had Demon's Souls which pretty much was it's own genre back then, and then it had cinematic movie "games" like Uncharted and The Last of Us before Sony killed everything else and just kept recycling that template over and over.

If Sony actually remasters Bloodborne and finally ports it to PC then I will throw my PS5 in the trash.

And God of War was still good back then, plus they released cool smaller games like Fat Princess, Journey, and Tokyo Jungle.