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Elite Miko said:
Is it just me or does Harry comes off as extremely gay as fuck in this game? I legit thought he was going to their high school with Peter to suck him off.

Btw, what was the trope of the inoffensive black character? Because that fit miles perfectly.

And I can't see Venom coming back because they literally kill the symbiote off in the end.
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Oh he’s down bad to a degree that’s actually rather off-putting; though that’s not terribly out of character for Venom. At least it doesn’t immediately pull me out of the game like Wogwart’s School of Pozcraft and Buggery.

They’re also having the same problem they had in 2018 where the lefty brainrot is such that the script assumes we hate Norman when he’s one of the only sympathetic characters in the game.
 
Celebrate Nite said:
For a group all about women, they REALLY don't like the female anatomy at all, huh?
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Takayuki Yagami said:
Oh he’s down bad to a degree that’s actually rather off-putting; though that’s not terribly out of character for Venom. At least it doesn’t immediately pull me out of the game like Wogwart’s School of Pozcraft and Buggery.

They’re also having the same problem they had in 2018 where the lefty brainrot is such that the script assumes we hate Norman when he’s one of the only sympathetic characters in the game.
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Oh yeah, it's not even Harry's first outing as Venom. Which is why I was disappointed with the direction of using Harry because it never really was received too well in the first place. In terms of a close friend of Peter being Venom, it's essentially just the Ultimate Venom storyline again.

So no, it's not even an original take on the character like the back of the box suggests.
 
Elite Miko said:
Oh yeah, it's not even Harry's first outing as Venom. Which is why I was disappointed with the direction of using Harry because it never really was received too well in the first place. In terms of a close friend of Peter being Venom, it's essentially just the Ultimate Venom storyline again.

So no, it's not even an original take on the character like the back of the box suggests.
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>implying the writers read the comics
 
Celebrate Nite said:
For a group all about women, they REALLY don't like the female anatomy at all, huh?
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There is nobody that AWFL's (Affluent White Female Liberals) hate more than other women. Many of these millennial spinster cat ladies who work in the industry are very insecure and are envious of women who are prettier and younger then them. Even if those women are pixelated. They see them as competition and take great joy in humiliating them by making them ugly.
 
When black people are calling your game woke trash you know your down bad. Insomniac is doing a wolverine game we all know it's going to be ultra woke. Wolverine will probably be giving sabertooth head in a bathroom stall.
 
There's no way it will top X-Men Origins Wolverine Uncaged.

I can't wait to see them absolutely butcher Wolverine not just by making him a faggot, but by also making him into Batman. You just know they're going to turn his sense of smell into a detective vision. And I wouldn't be surprised if they neuter his healing factor so he has to rely on stealth and shit.
 
Jasper2K said:
When black people are calling your game woke trash you know your down bad. Insomniac is doing a wolverine game we all know it's going to be ultra woke. Wolverine will probably be giving sabertooth head in a bathroom stall.
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I have no idea how they’ll make Wolverine woke considering he’s an extremely masculine character who kills people unlike Spider-Man, but I’m sure insomniac will find a way.
 
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Wolverine dies in the opening 10 minutes after finding out a younger, female, black woman went through the same procedure.

Enter, Coonverine.
 
Resunoit said:
I have no idea how they’ll make Wolverine woke considering he’s an extremely masculine character who kills people unlike Spider-Man, but I’m sure insomniac with find a way.
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My money's on them emasculating him by having X-23 show up and upstage him or berate him, or having him give some monologue about how he's too old for this shit and it's time for the "new generation" to take over or something equally hackneyed. I mean, I think the lore is that X-23's just straight up his daughter, so they could do more "sad dad" shit that Sony seems to love with their games ala TLoU and GoW.

Killing him off at the end so they can replace him with a female character might sound stupid on paper, but hey, that's apparently what the comics did with All-New Wolverine, so who knows? Maybe the suits in the project are stupid enough to crib notes from an industry that's been in decline for ages and do the same.
 
Sniperwoof said:
Why do the Latino characters in Soyderman randomly switch between Spanish and English mid conversation?

In real life it's either one or the other, no one does that shit.
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In my experience, when this happens it’s usually each side of the conversation sticking with the language they’re most comfortable with, with the understanding that the other party knows what they’re saying.
 
Epoch said:
I should have said something funny.

Honey Select 2, it even runs on Deck
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That game deserves to be played in full VR. Touch some waifus.

Scotched up Scott said:
it was the best version of a spider man game that can be made. swinging around new york was super fun and i think i had more fun just swinging around than dealing with the almost paint by numbers arkham combat. was the combat bad no but it wasn't revolutionary either.
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If it's swinging you want, just fire up the real Spider-Man 2 or 3 or Spider-Man Web of Shadows; all of them have much more enjoyable swinging. I remember back in the day if I was bored for a while, I'd just fire up Spider-Man 3 on my laptop and swing around for a bit.

Love Is Blue said:
>implying the writers read the comics
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At least one of them wrote the comics. Not the good comics, mind you, the crappy modern soy-filled comics. Dan Slott, an incompetent fat fuck, wrote Amazing Spider-Man from around 2010 to 2018. It was bad.

Mr.Miyagi said:
I think the lore is that X-23's just straight up his daughter
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She's a clone, but I think the modern woke era made her a mix of his genetic material and that of the scientist woman that cloned her. Thing is, X-23 is really fucking hot, so if they do that, they'll probably ugly her up beyond all recognition.

All that said, I'm predicting they'll turn Logan gay instead.
 
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