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At some point, someone with half a brain has to step up to sony and just blurt out loud "what if people want high quality games, and we should shift away from high quality -exclusives-"
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I think the most striking thing about spooderman twoderman is how un-interactive it is. I know the first one was a movie game, but something about this one just gets under my skin as someone who's passionate about gaming as a medium. This is essentially the video game equivalent of a troon, the quick time events are the broad shoulders, the long cutscenes are the agp voice, the extended travel segments that exist only to exposit dialogue the prominent adam's apple. It's a straight to disney+ marvel movie skinwalking as a video game, and it does NOT pass.
This right here. Spider-man 2 (2004) has its problems but it at least had ambition to be something more then a movie tie in game while Spider-man (2014) is more suitable to be watched as a cut scene compilation on youtube then to play. The focuses off the games are entirely different both in gameplay and the demographic its aimed at. There is only 10 years between them but it might aswell be a 100 years.
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Imagine this in the newer games.

The 2004 version is a game first and everything else comes second. The structure of the world is more like an arcade game then a Ubisoft open world where here you get points based on how fast and well you perform the games activities. In order to advance the story you simply get enough points. Everything is built around the games core mechanic in web swinging which is physics based and therefore requires a lot of skill and you are gonna spend a couple of minutes crashing in to buildings before you get control over it. One of my big issues with Spider-man (2014) was that I just ended up fast traveling everywhere cause there is no really point swinging around the city as the game does it for you.

I also find it hilarious that with how male and female writers differ when expressing femininity. In the 2004 game it is something to be celebrated and is the males fantasy of a perfect woman. Blackcat is sexy, graceful and spends the entire story supporting Parker and helps him piece together his private life and man up so that he finally has to balls to go after MJ. The game ends with Maryjane choosing Parker out of love and accepts that he is a superhero that can't avoid his duty to spend all of his time with her.

While in the newer games women just bitch at you endlessly to a point where it feels like Im in a boomer comedians set about his wife. Instead of supporting Spider-man it's all about her fucking career as a journalist. The scream bossfight is beyond embarrassing and the fact that she rips of the symbiote because she wants to chase the truth instead of her love is terrible writing especially seeing as Peter gives up on his dream in order to support her vision of a perfect life as a fucking podcaster.
 
Dear lord, the fact that Spider-Man 2 is considered better among critics than New Vegas. I always treat metacritic scores like a joke. I consider Nier Replicant to be one of the best games ever made, yet it got an 85 on metacritic. God of Snore Ragnacock and Soydermid 2 got higher scores, despite both being shit games with shit writing and mediocre gameplay.

The Witcher 3 has the same Metacritic score as Soyderman 2. What a fucking joke.

Journalism as a whole is a complete joke.
One must remember that the highest rated game of all time according to game journalists is The Last of Us 2 and look how well that did in sales. In 3 years the game couldn't sell 12 million copies. Meanwhile Elden Ring, Hogwarts Legacy, Tears of the Kingdom and Baldur's Gate 3 made those numbers in their first month of sales. Acclaim doesn't equal sales. While I have no doubt that Spider-Man 2 will do well in its sales (It is Spider-Man after all. Normies and Redditors were going to buy this game in droves), however, I am curious to see if this sells as well as the first. Remember that journalscum were running defense for TLoU2 saying the game was the best selling game for the PS4, sold better then the first Last of Us and was the most bought game of the year only for us to all learn that was all a lie years later. Sony usually hides their numbers in order to keep pushing the agenda much like Disney. The truth usually gets out sooner or later.
 
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At some point, someone with half a brain has to step up to sony and just blurt out loud "what if people want high quality games, and we should shift away from high quality -exclusives-"
It helps to have exclusives obviously. I'm just saying, they seem scared of the g-word.
I preferred the multitude of small/mid-budget games published under SCE's leadership. They were not always high-quality titles but they sure had that creative quirkiness at least.

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My banana cousin @Bananadana said earlier that SIE/Playstation is now the videogame version of Disney, but I'll argue it's more like Apple between the aim to be a "premium brand" and the sanitized look in the game products themselves (hence rejecting the Japanese roots). Which is a complete 180° of what Playstation used to be in the 90's - 2000's.
 
but I'll argue it's more like Apple between the aim to be a "premium brand" and the sanitized look in the game products themselves (hence rejecting the Japanese roots). Which is a complete 180° of what Playstation used to be in the 90's - 2000's.
They're like Apple in that they have no interest in actual games, but at least nobody expects Apple to pay attention to gaming.
 
Dear lord, the fact that Spider-Man 2 is considered better among critics than New Vegas. I always treat metacritic scores like a joke. I consider Nier Replicant to be one of the best games ever made, yet it got an 85 on metacritic. God of Snore Ragnacock and Soydermid 2 got higher scores, despite both being shit games with shit writing and mediocre gameplay.
Well, Sony just happens to pay very well the journoscum. Hence exhibit A
One must remember that the highest rated game of all time according to game journalists is The Last of Us 2 and look how well that did in sales.
No way in hell TLoU2 would have reached those numbers without a "gentle nudge".

As per usual, everything is fake and gay, just move on. The sad thing is I know Spooderman 2 will sell well since all PS5 owners are desperate for fucking anything and the first one was supposedly alright and not even half as gay, so most of the buyer base didn't know they were getting "ESG the game" when they put out the cash.
 
They're like Apple in that they have no interest in actual games, but at least nobody expects Apple to pay attention to gaming.
SIE is indeed treating videogames as something on par with the movie industry, but the english-speaking executives easily forgot you don't need Hollywood-tier budgets and high-graphic fidelity in order to swoon away the casual audience or the most people possible. Nintendo is the primary example obviously, but plenty of indies and small games have been enjoying tremendous public success in spite of the more restricting budgets.

Another recent example of this is the Suika game (originally an Internet browser game) which was ported on the Nintendo Switch 2 years ago, but starting in September this year the game has seen an explosion of popularity driven by various Vtubers & streamers playing the game, and simple word-of-mouth. Enough for said game to later appears on Japanese national TVs and even Nintendo itself wondering what's going on. By October 18th, the game has reached over 2 million downloads, was given an official western release with English TL last week, and the developers are considering to port it soon on Android.
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The game being cheap (less than 3 bucks) and accessible obviously helped, but more importantly the game is easy to play yet fun.
It's sitting at number 2 top seller in my country just after Super Mario Bros Wonder.

This kind of success also feels more natural, because you hear people simply talking about it, than whatever huge milestone announcement SIE makes about its games.
 
It's fascinating how big of a terminal coombrain the gamer community is. Spiergay 2 is the ugliest game release this year, but I only see people complaining about MJ. I think they are just mad that they can't jack off to their virtual whores anymore and got all upset. Meanwhile, everybody looks like fucking death in this game but whatever, nobody seems to notice because all those sex pests porn addicts care is for virtual cunt.

Look at this image. Two hideous aberrations.

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I don't even know who is the cunt in the bed, but I think she's already dead for 2 weeks. And Spidergay legit looks like a drooling retard. All the body proportions are wrong, terrible hair.

I despise this game.
 
It's fascinating how big of a terminal coombrain the gamer community is. Spiergay 2 is the ugliest game release this year, but I only see people complaining about MJ. I think they are just mad that they can't jack off to their virtual whores anymore and got all upset. Meanwhile, everybody looks like fucking death in this game but whatever, nobody seems to notice because all those sex pests porn addicts care is for virtual cunt.

Look at this image. Two hideous aberrations.

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I don't even know who is the cunt in the bed, but I think she's already dead for 2 weeks. And Spidergay legit looks like a drooling retard. All the body proportions are wrong, terrible hair.

I despise this game.
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"Guns are bad except when we want to show that Manly Jaw is a capable hero with no super powers"
It's one of those funny unwritten rules that guns are fine if they shoot energy and not actual bullets. That and it looks like a toy.

What's funnier to think about is the fact that MJ even knows how to use one.
 
It's one of those funny unwritten rules that guns are fine if they shoot energy and not actual bullets. That and it looks like a toy.

What's funnier to think about is the fact that MJ even knows how to use one.
That reminds me of that time Microsoft one day decided to redesign every weapon that were in the Xbox 360/One avatar creator so they would all look like Nerf toys with vibrant colors.
 
It's fascinating how big of a terminal coombrain the gamer community is. Spiergay 2 is the ugliest game release this year, but I only see people complaining about MJ. I think they are just mad that they can't jack off to their virtual whores anymore and got all upset. Meanwhile, everybody looks like fucking death in this game but whatever, nobody seems to notice because all those sex pests porn addicts care is for virtual cunt.

Look at this image. Two hideous aberrations.

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I don't even know who is the cunt in the bed, but I think she's already dead for 2 weeks. And Spidergay legit looks like a drooling retard. All the body proportions are wrong, terrible hair.

I despise this game.
You already know changing Peter’s face to look like a soy boy was intentional.
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Feminize the men and masculinize the women.
 
It's fascinating how big of a terminal coombrain the gamer community is. Spiergay 2 is the ugliest game release this year, but I only see people complaining about MJ. I think they are just mad that they can't jack off to their virtual whores anymore and got all upset. Meanwhile, everybody looks like fucking death in this game but whatever, nobody seems to notice because all those sex pests porn addicts care is for virtual cunt.

Look at this image. Two hideous aberrations.

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I don't even know who is the cunt in the bed, but I think she's already dead for 2 weeks. And Spidergay legit looks like a drooling retard. All the body proportions are wrong, terrible hair.

I despise this game.
You already know changing Peter’s face to look like a soy boy was intentional.
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Feminize the men and masculinize the women.
The fact that these nignogs over at Sony changed the face to make Peter Parker look like a typical white numale still makes me cringe but also laugh at the idea that they are really desperate to make a man so much of a feminist. :story:

Literally fuck off with your bullshit Sony, your games suck and your fans suck. Give up.
 
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I'm 80% sure someone looked at this, missed the fact that it's a joke and decided to make it the basis of MJ's character in these games.
Typical chud, obviously being a podcast host/journalist is just as important as being a super hero who risks not only their life but personal life saving people from the basic thug to evil body stealing alien slimes.... Actually its even more important the podcasters are the truth sayers who guide the unwashed masses to the promise land! Whats more important saving millions from dying or making sure someone who said nigger 20 years ago loses everything in their life because they weren't nice to a valid and beautiful trans woman of color!
 
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