Sony hate thread

Its got a big advertising push and is only two weeks old. Thats also why Spiderman finally fell off the top ten, because its been out for half a year now.
And yet the funny bing-bing wahoo Italian immigrant plumber from Brooklyn still triumphs in sales over WE WUZ SPIDERMANZ N SHEEYUT. Insomniac just can't stop coping and seething in the process
 
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Superhero shit is no longer for us. Activists have taken it over. I stopped becoming interested in this shit right after Avengers Endgame. Just from the direction THAT was going, I knew it was only going to get worse. I'm glad I got out when I did, because it's fucking horrible now. You're literally watching the same movie over and over again, but with different characters. There's nothing new. Nothing challenging. None of the characters are in any real danger because the writers have never had anything to lose in their sad, pathetic lives. It's all about "MY STRUGGLE", "MY VOICE". Me, me, and fucking me. I hate GenZ.
 
Superhero shit is no longer for us. Activists have taken it over. I stopped becoming interested in this shit right after Avengers Endgame. Just from the direction THAT was going, I knew it was only going to get worse. I'm glad I got out when I did, because it's fucking horrible now. You're literally watching the same movie over and over again, but with different characters. There's nothing new. Nothing challenging. None of the characters are in any real danger because the writers have never had anything to lose in their sad, pathetic lives. It's all about "MY STRUGGLE", "MY VOICE". Me, me, and fucking me. I hate GenZ.
I stopped giving a shit about Marvel shit by the end of 2016. I only watched Infinity War and Endgame not by choice and even afterwards I've given up on capeshit in general. Something as niche as nerd culture have become too much of "serious business" for its own kind by the time the recession happened due to shit like Big Bang Theory and Channel Awesome among others
 
Superhero shit is no longer for us. Activists have taken it over. I stopped becoming interested in this shit right after Avengers Endgame. Just from the direction THAT was going, I knew it was only going to get worse. I'm glad I got out when I did, because it's fucking horrible now. You're literally watching the same movie over and over again, but with different characters. There's nothing new. Nothing challenging. None of the characters are in any real danger because the writers have never had anything to lose in their sad, pathetic lives. It's all about "MY STRUGGLE", "MY VOICE". Me, me, and fucking me. I hate GenZ.
Good post, but speaking personally, superheroes were never for me. Not even when I was a kid.

Sam Raimi's 2002 Spider-man movie came along, and I couldn't care less. I heard all about it and outwardly said "Nope, that's not for me", and inwardly said "That looks stupid and gay". Then over time, I sat through a handful of superhero movies with friends and dates. I was not entertained by any of them, but pretended to be because that's just what you have to do in social situations. Over time, there came more and more superhero movies, and therefore, less reasons for me to go to a theater. I probably only saw less than 20 movies in a theater in the 2000s altogether, and less than 10 in the 2010s. I have yet to visit a theater in the 2020s, and the decade will be halfway over at the end of the year. There seems to be no stopping point for all these fucking superhero movies, as we enter our third decade of always having at least one in theaters. They're ever-present in nerd shit, and I really don't appreciate them encroaching into video games. A zero-wokeness Spider-man game would still draw no interest from me, but yet, Spider-man 2 is the wokest game out there. They even launched the PlayStation 5 with some race-swapped Spider-man expansion thing. That is what they chose to be the flagship launch title for their new game console. The premiere thing you see that establishes your first impressions of the platform.

That is lame. Spider-man is lame. The presentation is lame. The concept of a radioactive spider biting a teenager and turning him into a superhero is lame. People who think that's interesting are lame. Spider-man is the superhero equivalent of Sonic the Hedgehog, with both being very fast-moving snarky teenage heroes. Do I even need to go into details about the kind of people who wind up compelled by those characters? All of that shit is super lame. I don't even remember anyone being fans of Spider-man when I was growing up. Even the kids who liked Disney were the weird, lame ones, but even those kids didn't give a fuck about Spider-man.
 
It generated a massive community of manchildren, but none of them are as recognizable as Chris Chan
I guess it's because there's just one Sonic the Hedgehog, but there are so many superheroes out there that are all equally lame as hell, so they spread out the autists far and wide. And there's only one Chris-chan in the world.

Superheroes in general are just so fucking lame. Good God Almighty. They're all shallow as a fucking puddle. They're entertainment for retards who think Harry Potter is too complex.
 
I guess it's because there's just one Sonic the Hedgehog, but there are so many superheroes out there that are all equally lame as hell, so they spread out the autists far and wide. And there's only one Chris-chan in the world.

Superheroes in general are just so fucking lame. Good God Almighty. They're all shallow as a fucking puddle. They're entertainment for retards who think Harry Potter is too complex.
Lol Spiderman raped you.
 
Lol Spiderman raped you.
Well, I have spent most of my life seeing Spider-man treated like some sort of godhead by countless retards everywhere, and it's so fuckin' trite at this point that its endlessness makes me scream.

It's lame. Liking Spider-man makes you a fundamentally boring person. Everything about it is boring, yet it keeps going on and on, forever.
 
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I might catch some hate for this but I really think that Robocop is pretty terrible. I guess the outfit's pretty cool but I really think that they shouldn't have ever taken off the helmet because who wants to see that gross mess underneath? Not this guy.

People always talk about how it's a smart film pretending to be a dumb one but I just don't see it. I mean the dialogue is just terrible, especially from Robocop himself. I get that he's programmed to enforce the law but does he really need to go around shouting the law at everyone he sees?

The so-called brilliant social commentary didn't really work for me either. I get what they were going for with the underlying themes of fascism and police states but I just felt that the tone was bit too over the top and frankly comic-booky.

Finally, I have a big problem with the title. It doesn't make any goddamn sense. I don't even think he was a robot cop in this movie? He was, like, a clone or something? He fought a pretty cool robot at one point I guess but I don't think it was a cop. Maybe some of the back story got left on the cutting room floor.

But I will say that there was one thing I liked about the movie: Rob Schneider as Stallone's sidekick. That guy is a riot!
 
Spider-man is so lame that we have a secret thread in the secret forum where we've been making fun of Spider-man fans for almost nine years now. It's true!
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Wait, you didn't even like Judge Dredd?
I never thought of him as a superhero. I've never seen the movie but I guess I have him filed in my brain alongside the likes of Rambo and John Wick.
 
I might catch some hate for this but I really think that Robocop is pretty terrible. I guess the outfit's pretty cool but I really think that they shouldn't have ever taken off the helmet because who wants to see that gross mess underneath? Not this guy.

People always talk about how it's a smart film pretending to be a dumb one but I just don't see it. I mean the dialogue is just terrible, especially from Robocop himself. I get that he's programmed to enforce the law but does he really need to go around shouting the law at everyone he sees?

The so-called brilliant social commentary didn't really work for me either. I get what they were going for with the underlying themes of fascism and police states but I just felt that the tone was bit too over the top and frankly comic-booky.

Finally, I have a big problem with the title. It doesn't make any goddamn sense. I don't even think he was a robot cop in this movie? He was, like, a clone or something? He fought a pretty cool robot at one point I guess but I don't think it was a cop. Maybe some of the back story got left on the cutting room floor.

But I will say that there was one thing I liked about the movie: Rob Schneider as Stallone's sidekick. That guy is a riot!
Lol Robocop raped you.
 
Spider-man rapes people
Miles Morales rapes people, let's remember who the niggers are.

Superhero shit is no longer for us. Activists have taken it over. I stopped becoming interested in this shit right after Avengers Endgame. Just from the direction THAT was going, I knew it was only going to get worse. I'm glad I got out when I did, because it's fucking horrible now. You're literally watching the same movie over and over again, but with different characters. There's nothing new. Nothing challenging. None of the characters are in any real danger because the writers have never had anything to lose in their sad, pathetic lives. It's all about "MY STRUGGLE", "MY VOICE". Me, me, and fucking me. I hate GenZ.
We went from thoughtful stories about ordinary people given extraordinary powers to the same "I'M A NIGGERFAGGOT LOOK AT ME SUCK DICK" slop because every company prefers diversity hires thanks to ESG/DIE. If comic writers were still mostly men, comics would be in a second Golden Age and we wouldn't have loons trying to compare good movies from 2002 to slop from 2022.
 
I'm gonna go to bat for the Sam Raimi trilogy (yes, even SM3) and the 90's Spider-Man cartoon, and maybe a couple of the SNES games (plus of course MvC1-3), but that's pretty much it from the entire franchise.


And I don't think it's even possible for anyone who grew up with the show to not still feel some hype from this opening, that song is still pretty epic.

Anyway, Spider-Man was cool as a kid but I only regard it as a slice of nostalgia now. Even if the new Spider-Man games/films were good I'm just not really interested in superheroes anymore, but I still don't like seeing Spidey sodomized by Wokeists, that shit is fucked up.
 
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