Sony hate thread

On the "Horizon" Series: I do not want to play the next game. I want to play the game that releases at the same time as the next game. Horizon: Zero Dawn released with LOZ:BOTW. Horizon: Forbidden West released with Elden Ring. EVERY GAME IN THIS SERIES OF GAMES UNTIL NOW HAS RELEASED ALONGSIDE THE GAME OF THE YEAR!
 
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Incecticyder said:
If you flip assets in order to lessen the load on your team while they come up with new mechanics/story and they still find ways to add more worlds/puzzles in order to feel like you are getting money for your buck then it was worth it for me. It did not need the price hike though.

Honestly, I remember how people complained when TOTK showcased phasing and fusion because those two mechanics are notoriously hard to program. And Nintendo just did it. I honestly understand why some feel cheated (it should have stayed the same prize as BOTW) but they were not sitting on their asses like most others do.
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Yeah. The physics engine and all of the minecrafting is utterly insane that it just works. With most other studios, it would have been a buggy clippy mess. Too bad I didn't click with it, but I can't deny how impressive that was. And odds are that's what took the lion's share of development since debugging that must have been hell in a half. Probably wasn't honestly worth it unless they reuse it in another game though.
Incecticyder said:
On the "Horizon" Series: I do not want to play the next game. I want to play the game that releases at the same time as the next game. Horizon: Zero Dawn released with LOZ:BOTW. Horizon: Forbidden West released with Elden Ring. EVERY GAME IN THIS SERIES OF GAMES UNTIL NOW HAS RELEASED ALONGSIDE THE GAME OF THE YEAR!
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Awesome, we have an absolute banger to look forward to when this shit leaves the donkey's ass.
 
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Incecticyder said:
On the "Horizon" Series: I do not want to play the next game. I want to play the game that releases at the same time as the next game. Horizon: Zero Dawn released with LOZ:BOTW. Horizon: Forbidden West released with Elden Ring. EVERY GAME IN THIS SERIES OF GAMES UNTIL NOW HAS RELEASED ALONGSIDE THE GAME OF THE YEAR!
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Watch them release it on the same day as the Switch 2 to totally steal its thunder :story:
 
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ShitLurker said:
Yeah. The physics engine and all of the minecrafting is utterly insane that it just works. With most other studios, it would have been a buggy clippy mess. Too bad I didn't click with it, but I can't deny how impressive that was. And odds are that's what took the lion's share of development since debugging that must have been hell in a half.
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You can make a game series with each one of mechanics in TOTK alone. Very cool. Do not feel too guilty for it not clicking for you but it is not right to ignore that work was put into making something impressive. In my opinion, the fact that they used the BOTW map is also a hurdle as you are not free to design the enviroment. And the expectations!!! It had to be what Majora 's Mask was to Ocarina of Time but for BOTW. Big shoes to fill times a thousand. Still, it does not justify the price completely but it captured the feeling of combining classic Zelda and BOTW Zelda rather well. I think we can agree though, it was far better than most companies would have settled for even at that price.

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Awesome, we have an absolute banger to look forward to when this shit leaves the donkey's ass.
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And I will finally persuade my friends that this series is cursed.

Two Dollars said:
Watch them release it on the same day as the Switch 2 to totally steal its thunder :story:
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While there is no doubt in my mind that some brainiacs in their offices think their game design skills can be compared to what the staff From Software and The Zelda Team have, the SIE is ultimately the decision-maker and there is no way they will put another expensive game of this series against anyone. Concord failed spectacularly. Many of their expensive, woke games will fail too. They will definitively try to stem the bleeding by being vague about the release date of the third game to make sure nothing overshadows it.

Also, this is going to blow your mind but did you notice this: The Horizon Series are post-Apocalyptic Open World games and so are BOTW AND ELDEN RING! Both games beat both the Horizon games on their own game! MINDBLOWN!
 
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*Looks into pirating Horizon to see just how mid it is because I ain't paying for that shit*

>70GB+ download, 100GB+ install on SSD

"OH FUCK RIGHT OFF!!"

Not worth the bandwidth nor the space it would take on an SSD even if I bought it legally. I hate modern game's sizes.

And this is for the PC "Complete Edition" that was release in 2020, How big is it going to be when it gets "Remastered"?!

No wonder the "Pro" has to launch with a 2TB drive.

Meanwhile Zelda: Tears of The Kingdom is 16GB. HD assets and "realistic" visual are not worth it, give me good art direction and stylized graphics any day.
 
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EscapeVorkuta said:
I remember trannies on Twitter raving about how "revolutionary" the boss fights were like attacking a bright highlighted enemy weak spot hasn't been the norm in video games since time immemorial. I fucking despise Soyny fanboys.
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>The most INNOVATIVE and CINEMATIC combat in vidya evar!!
>player is running in circles like a retard
 
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‘84 Fuckerbird Trans Man said:
>The most INNOVATIVE and CINEMATIC combat in vidya evar!!
>player is running in circles like a retard
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Dad of War suffers from the same shit. Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed God of War 2018, but compared to the original trilogy it is absolute dog shit. Think about the bosses you fight in the first level of each respective game, The Hydra, The Colossus of Rhodes, and Poseidon. In God of Nu, there are barely five enemies on the screen and the camera is more a hindrance than the enemy challenges. I didn't even bother to play Ragnarok, I simply cannot tolerate the presence of niggers in European Mythologies.
 
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Gran Turismo on PC is something I would not be against at all since it is the only simcade type of racer I'm okay with playing. Porting the whole franchise onto Steam would do wonders for any nostalgia filled fanatics who would do anything to play it one more time. Maybe even mod the older games for more cars, events and all sorts of custom content.

It's an easy money printer and Sony will never do it because their console would have nothing otherwise. And I've seen FF16 get onto Steam recently so there barely is anything worthwhile going on it seems.
 
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Product Placement said:
A game that got a PC port and got a 60fps patch on PS5. Least remasters games that haven't came to PC yet, or better yet some PS3 games that could do with a bit of a graphics uplift/ improved frame rate like the Infamous games or Ratchet Future games
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Supposedly the first Uncharted game is getting a remake for PC and PS5. I'm hoping it won't be developed by Naughty Dog since I don't want Neil Cuckmann to turn Elena into an ugly girlboss lesbian with no tits who constantly emasculates Nate and Sully.
 
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1994 Honda Civic said:
It's an easy money printer and Sony will never do it because their console would have nothing otherwise.
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Gran Turismo is the only game i care about that's a Sony exclusive. However, GT7 is on PS4 too and if you're fine with longer load times and worse graphics (gameplay is mostly untouched) you'll be fine. Sony would definitely print money next to the other sim racing games considering that Assetto and BeamNG is only played by most people with a shit ton of mods.

Literally the only thing moving PS5 sales is GTA VI. If that game flops, we'll get a videogame crash sequel.
Broseph said:
Supposedly the first Uncharted game is getting a remake for PC and PS5.
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Still have my PS3, so I do not give a fuck. Hopefully they don't mess it up though for the people who's first experience with UC1 is with a remake.
 
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