Sony hate thread

[Rome's rightful successor]

The one time in history that tv tropes was ever based.

 

[Ibanez RG 350EX]

It’s notoriously laggy on everything, let alone in backwards compatibility mode on PS5.

If you grew up in the '80s or '90s, just imagine trying to explain to your bright-eyed childhood self how shitty the future is going to turn out.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

If you grew up in the '80s or '90s, just imagine trying to explain to your bright-eyed childhood self how shitty the future is going to turn out.

If I had a time machine and went back to when I was a kid I'd be floating in space because that's not how time travel works tell him to get invested in fan made shit quick because all the official shit is going to go down hill faster than Amy Schumer on roller skates at a 90% angle sheer cliff. And a bunch of other stuff because I wasted my younger years but fuck it I'm catching it now.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Same as it ever was
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The one time in history that tv tropes was ever based.
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it is me or the street fighter 30 years collection runs like absolute dogshit on the ps5?

Ah I remember that shit port. Yeah it's probably because they botched the port and you're not probably the only person who experiences this. Doesn't even have the best verison of each game iirc, or was it just third strike? Fightcade and local is pretty much your best bet.

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

If you grew up in the '80s or '90s, just imagine trying to explain to your bright-eyed childhood self how shitty the future is going to turn out.

If time traveler me told my kid self what happened to Pokemon I'd probably have snapped.

 

[Thiletonomics]

If time traveler me told my kid self what happened to Pokemon I'd probably have snapped.

Same here, with how The Sims turned into its current state today.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

If time traveler me told my kid self what happened to Pokemon I'd probably have snapped.

Expose him to the wonderful world of rom hacks and fan games.

 

[The Feline Solution]

If time traveler me told my kid self what happened to Pokemon I'd probably have snapped.

Final Fantasy series for me, i would start to break teen-self's heart with "There will never be a proper sequel to Final Fantasy Tactics. Ever."

 

[Day of the Cope]

Sony are not beating the "forcing Horizon into a franchise" allegations.

 

[Shao Khan]

Ah I remember that shit port. Yeah it's probably because they botched the port and you're not probably the only person who experiences this. Doesn't even have the best verison of each game iirc, or was it just third strike? Fightcade and local is pretty much your best bet.

I'm going to see how the old Street fighters run on the ps3

 

[SSj_Ness (Yiffed)]

I'm going to see how de le Street fighters run on the ps3

Street Fighter 2 HD runs very well on PS3. Street Fighter 3 seems to run well too but I have less experience with it

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

Bickering Begins Over PS5 Pro's Inability to Sell Out

Oh boy, here we go again

 

[Celebrate Nite]

Bickering Begins Over PS5 Pro's Inability to Sell Out

Oh boy, here we go again

meanwhile, scalpers online:

 

[Incecticyder]

The one time in history that tv tropes was ever based.
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They have IP. They do not use them and they have atrophied.

Bickering Begins Over PS5 Pro's Inability to Sell Out

Oh boy, here we go again

I am actually curious about how the console will launch.

 

[Hermiöne Granger]

I am actually curious about how the console will launch.

i am sure they will be drip feeding the ps5pro to shops to create fomo, and avoid a price cut as long they can.

 

[Incecticyder]

i am sure they will be drip feeding the ps5pro to shops to create fomo, and avoid a price cut as long they can.

That might not be wise. Many a Sony Pony are on the fence about getting one in the first place. The lack of availability might backfire harder than Sony thinks. High price, little improvement, no disk drive AND playing hard to get is not a good combo.

 

[Tri-Tachyon'sClown]

Sony are not beating the "forcing Horizon into a franchise" allegations.
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Original thread.

 

[Asian tech support]

Original thread.

Glad to see one of the first replies is pointing out that it was included in practically every PS4 bundle. I'd guess the number of people who paid full price for it on the PS4 was less than a million. When discussing PS4 (at the time) exclusives, normies never list Horizon as a favorite. I don't think I've ever come across a genuine Horizon fan outside of specific threads.

 

[Magicat]

Oy Vey

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Herman Hulst's baby Concord flopped so bad that he's resorted to shoving ads in everyone's faces to make up for the loss (and future losses from his other goyslop investments). The Japanese ought to flog the cunt before tying him to an anchor and tossing him off Tokyo Bay.

 

[zyclonPD]

Oy Vey
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Herman Hulst's baby Concord flopped so bad that he's resorted to shoving ads in everyone's faces to make up for the loss (and future losses from his other goyslop investments). The Japanese ought to flog the cunt before tying him to an anchor and tossing him off Tokyo Bay.

I saw that float by last night on /V/ was waiting for an official story on it for confirmation.