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32 million copies for a series nobody talks about.

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But it's literally a fact that most of those sales are bundles. Pokemon Scarlet/Violet, a game with much wider appeal on a console with a much larger install base with a much stronger brand identity has only sold 27 million units worldwide.

Horizon would be a literally who franchise if Sony wasn't stapling it to their consoles.
 
What I don't get is why Sony lovers are carrying water so much over this series. Practically nobody has actually played the fucking games. Who cares how many units were moved, bundle or not, if nobody plays it and nobody talks about it (except apparently to brag about how many units have moved)?

It's the most astroturfed game series I've ever seen, yet people (who likely never played it) are still singing its praises like it's some incredible gift to gaming.

When I say "nobody talks about it," I mean no conversations, no memes, nothing. "Everybody" knows Bioshock's midway twist. Everybody knows who SHODAN is. Everybody recognizes Pikachu. There are endless memes about all of those. Literally the only images I've ever seen posted about Horizon are either the lead character's hideously ugly mug (generally making fun of "her" masculine and/or puffy appearance) or pointing to sales figures and wondering "wtf?" Nobody ever references its plot (i.e. no one's ever played it, and so such memes or references would fly over everyone's heads). It's had zero cultural impact.

I'm pretty sure there's some ridiculous stats showing only about 50%-ish players who've played it ever made it past the tutorial section (it grants a trophy, and PS4/PS5 are mandatory-online consoles). Note that player count includes people who booted the disc once just to make sure their consoles worked, then never touched it again. Something like 13% actually finished the game. That's abysmal. Practically 9 out of 10 players hated it or got so bored with it that they never bothered to finish it. How the fuck can they consider that a success?
 
As much as I abhor the CCP and Chinese monopolising in general, I think it would be great if this new game completely fucks over Horizon. I said before that the overfocus on Aloy was a massive detriment to a game that people found appealing due to its mechanical wildlife. This is almost exactly what I felt Horizon was going to be like before we got the actual product, and the Ark-like gameplay could tip the balance if it's not typical Chink-grinder bullshit.

It's entirely Sony/Guerilla's fault that they find themselves in this position. They forced you to play everything through Aloy, and they intentionally made her ugly as sin. Forbidden West is made and they decided to make both her and her progenitor lesbians, and you're just adding more bullshit that people will be happy to see gone in a lookalike. Good riddance if that's what eventually transpires.
 
Takes a special kind of loser to endlessly complain about the attractiveness of video game women is all I'm saying.
Takes a special kind of liberal bootlicking faggot who should kill himself to defend woke propaganda and bitch about people not liking ugly bulldyke niggers and trannies in their media.
 
I wonder what percentage of that number is from all the bundled copies that came with a console, giveaways, promotions et al. Sony was/is pushing this turd hard because it's the CEO's darling.
It's a lot of them

Sony fanboys will never admit it and seethe when it's brought up, but The Last of Us popularity has everything to do with the 2014 Black Friday bundle (and thus, GTA V) and not anything to do with normies actually being interested in it.

Same goes triple for Horizon. At least normies became enamored with TLOU after it was thrust upon them thanks to the Walking Dead blowing up the zombie craze. But absolutely nobody gives a shit about Horizon yet they still keep pumping it out like it is their flagship series.
 
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More half naked ladies with big boobs on the way folks, Sony will fund the next wave of PS5 hits from China.

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More half naked ladies with big boobs on the way folks, Sony will fund the next wave of PS5 hits from China.

www.pushsquare.com

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Even if Soyny fully embraces coomers it is too late. There is more boobs on PC, and porn game besides. Chinese games are shitty and the only people who claim to like them are these same coomers who wouldn't know a good game if it slapped them on the face.
 
Even if Soyny fully embraces coomers it is too late. There is more boobs on PC, and porn game besides. Chinese games are shitty and the only people who claim to like them are these same coomers who wouldn't know a good game if it slapped them on the face.
It's fucking PlayStation you retard, 90's porn flash games are unironically better than any slop they churn out nowadays which they don't even have the decency to keep as exclusives.
 
What I don't get is why Sony lovers are carrying water so much over this series.
Refusal to admit that Guerilla peaked with Killzone 2, and that former glory is never coming back. It's like Halo fans trying to convince themselves that Destiny is somehow good.
 
You're some retarded 4chan "anti woke" reject with a pink triangle.
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4chan lives rent-free in your retarded liberal skull :story:

I would unironically take the opinion of your average PS5 owner on what makes a good game over you.
Case and point: Only braindead bugpeople actually support Chinese games.
Because seeing female characters that don't have cocks & jaws bigger than yours (not a tall order tbf) makes you feel like a bigot, cucked niggers love their woke propaganda games like God of Bore.
 
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