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It’s impressive in a way that all 3 of the Console
Companies have decided to shoot themselves in the foot at the same time.

-Playstation still has no fucking games, and can’t stop everyone involved in making their Interactive Movies from being retarded.
-Xbox is spiking the price of GamePass, leading to the GamePass Cancellation page crashing in the most predictable backlash ever
-Nintendo is more concerned with lulsuits over a game that dared sniff Pokemon’s market share, and are tanking their goodwill in the procees.

Truly, GabeN wins by doing nothing. Much of a meme as it is, we need, if not an outright Video Game Crash, then at least a hard reset of the Console Market.
 
ChefKiss said:
I remember when calling it Gaystation was a silly console warz childish insult, not a fact
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But how else will you, the consumer, remember to listen to whatever crap about DEI the media and corporations want to push? It's not like they do the same with TV, streaming services, the news, in public, etc.!
Now buy the 10th Sony game in a row about lesbians raising kids together after they learn about revenge being bad while they're sad and miserable. Remember: if you kill your enemies, they win!
 
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IGN was correct same shit new wrapping, also Playstation now have about 6 big franchises and half of their characters are female Ellie, Aloy, and now this Atsu. All of them are lesbians. They literally don’t have one female main character that’s into men anymore.
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
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IGN was correct same shit new wrapping, also Playstation now have about 6 big franchises and half of their characters are female Ellie, Aloy, and now this Atsu. All of them are lesbians. They literally don’t have one female main character that’s into men anymore.
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At this point I’ve become Holden Bloodfeast (R)
>20-40 years old
>Please god just let us nuke playstation, nothing else matters, I’ll do anything please I just want to see crying fanboys one last time before I join the master race
>respectable all-consoles enjoyer
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
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IGN was correct same shit new wrapping, also Playstation now have about 6 big franchises and half of their characters are female Ellie, Aloy, and now this Atsu. All of them are lesbians. They literally don’t have one female main character that’s into men anymore.
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The storyline might be bad but THAT'S A PS5 GAME?!? :story:
It looks terrible. Look at the scenery, floor and character models!

Horizon on base PS4 looks better.
 
At this point my process for playing anything remotely associated with Sony goes like this:
"Is the plot about revenge? If yes, then not interested."
"Is the main character conventionally attractive? If no, then not interested."
"Does the gameplay prominently feature segments where you walk slowly around impressive landscapes while a character monologues exposition to you? If yes, then not interested."

What else am I missing from this flowchart?
 
Duane Dibbley said:
The storyline might be bad but THAT'S A PS5 GAME?!? :story:
It looks terrible. Look at the scenery, floor and character models!

Horizon on base PS4 looks better.
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"uhm akshually chud it's running in performance mode so it can reach a cinematic 24 fps per second"
 
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I remember when Sony did that banner for international woman's day with all their female characters and it had Alloy, Abby Armstrong, and Ellie front and center.

And despite Nier Autonoma being a Playstation exclusive at the time 2B and A2 were nowhere to be seen.

Sony's agenda is pretty fucking clear.
 
Jace on ice said:
I remember when Sony did that banner for international woman's day with all their female characters and it had Alloy, Abby Armstrong, and Ellie front and center.

And despite Nier Autonoma being a Playstation exclusive at the time 2B and A2 were nowhere to be seen.

Sony's agenda is pretty fucking clear.
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Don't forget Kat from Gravity Rush that they placed so far in the background.
 
Miller said:
Don't forget Kat from Gravity Rush that they placed so far in the background.
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Yea her too. And she's a homeless chick who's canonically stank but I guess because she isn't a hulking masculine beast or gay she's not oppressed enough to be included.
 
Jace on ice said:
Yea her too. And she's a homeless chick who's canonically stank but I guess because she isn't a hulking masculine beast or gay she's not oppressed enough to be included.
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They deleted her entirely once they realized she had a male love interest
but let's be real, the main thing is just for Druckmann and Hulst to wank themselves over making it all about themselves, same as fucking usual
 
Hermiöne Granger said:
IGN was correct same shit new wrapping, also Playstation now have about 6 big franchises and half of their characters are female Ellie, Aloy, and now this Atsu. All of them are lesbians. They literally don’t have one female main character that’s into men anymore.
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Duane Dibbley said:
The storyline might be bad but THAT'S A PS5 GAME?!? :story:
It looks terrible. Look at the scenery, floor and character models!
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Further signs of how creatively bankrupt these studios have become by virtue of being echo chambers. They write the same boring stories and are incapable of producing imaginative and distinctive visual art styles. It have heard this from old guard creatives like script writers and animators: People need a wide range of life experiences and be exposed to different ways of thinking and see the world at large for creativity to be fueled. These game studios are now filled with a bunch of pillow-fort minded bugmen that barely leave their hipster concrete hives. They have non-existent imagination and it shows.
 
Belvedere said:
It have heard this from old guard creatives like script writers and animators: People need a wide range of life experiences and be exposed to different ways of thinking and see the world at large for creativity to be fueled.
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10/10 point. The greatest authors and created lived through, or travelled to live through, some real shit.
 
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