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Markorian said:
In a single month, the ps5 will be entering its SIXTH YEAR on the market. In that time, it's gotten a grand total of THREE exclusives. Two of which are all but guaranteed to only be temporary.
>Astrobot
It's fine. Nothing more, nothing less. If this was on a system I already owned, I might feel a little miffed if I bought it full price, but wouldn't feel ripped off.
>Death Stranding 2
The video game equivalent of a wet fart, known only for a dancing fat black man covered in tar, if even for that.
>Ghost of Trannei
Dud of a game being propped up only because the Marathon (Concord 2.0) marketing budget got shifted over to it when it was cancell-indefinitely delayed.

By the time the ps5 enters its SIXTH YEAR on the market, the switch 2, for all its faults, won't even be six MONTHS on the market, and will have four exclusives. And that's after removing smaller titles like fast fusion from the list.
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With all that in mind, the PS6 was officially announced today.

Who would buy one after this shit heap of a generation?
 
Duane Dibbley said:
With all that in mind, the PS6 was officially announced today.

Who would buy one after this shit heap of a generation?
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>more focus on AI upscaling
>enhanced ray tracing lets you see the light particles bouncing off individual ass cheek hairs
>better compression means a single download will only take up a million megs instead of a billion
that’s great and all but will it have any actual VIDEO GAMES
 
Eat Ze Bugoyim said:
Ever wonder why so many gooners and even non-porn consumers are into anime girls? Ironic how TikTok "noticers" can't notice that modern anime girls were engineered together by Japanese people and Jewish people to entice and arouse basically everyone on earth.
There's a reason why conventually attractive "kawaii" anime girls started looking identical after the early 2010s. One of the very few anime studios I can name that doesn't draw copy-paste same-face-syndrome anime girls is Studio Trigger, formerly Gainax.
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Bro you are smoking crack if you think Trigger isnt the most gooner of them all to the extent that their catalog includes a show about child nudism, a show about being an innuendo for children having sex, and the cyberpunk 2077 show that inserted a loli character at the behest of the poles in charge of it.
The same face syndrome in anime is to create a standard that can be done by any animator, meanwhile Trigger is overtly designing characters and entire shows to attract gooners.
 
Enhanced raytracing will finally enable me to delectably notice each and every single pore, mole, pimple, scarring and cellulitis on bald-headed lesbian protagonist who is totally a badass. I can't wait to buy this shit.
 
augment said:
Enhanced raytracing will finally enable me to delectably notice each and every single pore, mole, pimple, scarring and cellulitis on bald-headed lesbian protagonist who is totally a badass. I can't wait to buy this shit.
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Don't forget the vitiligo! Can't wait to see that light bounce unevenly across that absurdly-rare-yet-incredibly-common ailment afflicting the modern girlboss!
 
Markorian said:
In a single month, the ps5 will be entering its SIXTH YEAR on the market. In that time, it's gotten a grand total of THREE exclusives.
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Imagine in 2020, all stores are sold out of PS5 and the only way to get one is to pay a grand. Now fast forward to 2025 and you paid a grand for a console that is a glorified PS4 backwards compatibility machine. And if you try to cope that you can play GTaVI on release, you won’t even play it on the best PlayStation hardware.
 
GeorgeFloydFentanylStash said:
And if you try to cope that you can play GTaVI on release, you won’t even play it on the best PlayStation hardware.
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That's assuming the PS6 1) launches on time, 2) doesn't have hardware issues at launch and 3) is actually spec'ed better than the PS5 rather than a "sidegrade" given the general lack of tech progress in console hardware in the past 5 years, and isn't itself just a souped-up PS5 backwards compatibility machine.
 
Just listening to Mark Cerny's technobabble the only thing that came to mind was: How expensive are they going to make this stupid thing?

And they are planning to make the PS6 two separate devices: a console version and a handheld version. I recant my previous prediction about Sony trying to make either of these devices price competitive. They are going to charge out the ass for this hardware.
 
Spaced Outside Cargo said:
Unironically any anime with a female main character in it is likely gooner content because the Japanese can't be trusted like that.
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Frieren comes to mind. There's plenty.

Belvedere said:
And they are planning to make the PS6 two separate devices: a console version and a handheld version.
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Before Steam Deck I'd still have maybe had some interest in this, now I literally see no point. It's the kinda thing you might snag cheap to hack down the line if it's strong and has good build quality, that's about it.
 
Always done this thing of buying the Sony console "late" when it's almost time for the next one to come out (always been a Sony guy since 1 came out in the 90s). Console is usually cheaper, got a backlog of games to play, usually they still produce for the previous generation for a time anyways etc.

Not done it this time. Nothing so far has incentivized some 5 years on from 2020 for me to do so. Still got the 4 and playing that backlog which is pretty fine. Western game releases have all been trash. Having more fun on Steam. What a fucking disaster.
Hermiöne Granger said:
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IGN was correct same shit new wrapping, also Playstation now have about 6 big franchises and half of their characters are female Ellie, Aloy, and now this Atsu. All of them are lesbians. They literally don’t have one female main character that’s into men anymore.
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Sort of shit that factors into the above decision. California led games industry can't die fast enough.
 
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SSj_Ness (Yiffed) said:
Before Steam Deck I'd still have maybe had some interest in this, now I literally see no point. It's the kinda thing you might snag cheap to hack down the line if it's strong and has good build quality, that's about it.
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Same but with the caveat that it would need to support "OtherOS", obviously unofficially this time.
 
Sony have raised the price of the PS5 twice and thrice in some regions. They did it for greed and to cover the abysmal sales.

No way are they going to charge less for the PS6 than the PS5Pro, which is about £749 last I checked.

"Get a third job to pay for the PS6" is going to be one hell of a PR statement.
 
A PS6 will probably be in the $1000 to $1200 range at launch and still be unable to outperform a mid range $700 PC build.

There's no reason to consolefag at all anymore unless you're a literal boomer that can't into computer.
 
Slimy Time said:
Always done this thing of buying the Sony console "late" when it's almost time for the next one to come out (always been a Sony guy since 1 came out in the 90s). Console is usually cheaper, got a backlog of games to play, usually they still produce for the previous generation for a time anyways etc.
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I usually wait until mid gen to buy a console. Usually cheaper than it was on release and plenty of games. Got my PS4 Pro used from someone who got a discount. $250 bucks in 2017.

But not this gen. Tempted to buy a used ps5 for GTAVI. But I may just take that money and upgrade my pc for when it launches on pc.
 
Jace on ice said:
A PS6 will probably be in the $1000 to $1200 range at launch and still be unable to outperform a mid range $700 PC build.

There's no reason to consolefag at all anymore unless you're a literal boomer that can't into computer.
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I want to see how people will justify spending this amount when you can get a pc that will run games better. Owning a console used to be fun and an alternative, but now it has become an obligation forced on to consumers that are too fucking stubborn to learn to use a pc. Honestly theres no real reason anymore to own a modern console, the "to play with friends" excuse isnt viable cause most games have crossplay now. Ps exclusives mostly get released to pc within a year or 2. On top of that paying for the ability to play multiplayer is a fucking scam and wont surprise me if they raise their ps plus subscription, which with that money you could have botten dozens of games on pc(more so if on sale). Honestly whoever buys the ps6 is a niggercattle in my eyes and deserve to get wallet raped by sony.
 
Jace on ice said:
A PS6 will probably be in the $1000 to $1200 range at launch and still be unable to outperform a mid range $700 PC build.

There's no reason to consolefag at all anymore unless you're a literal boomer that can't into computer.
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I can already hear the: "Oh yeah well can your PC run games like a ps6 can?" Dude why would I wanna play Niggerman 3: Into the Niggerverse? There hasn't been a good Sony exclusive game since the fucking ps4.
 
Hyper Vigilant Dumbass said:
I can already hear the: "Oh yeah well can your PC run games like a ps6 can?" Dude why would I wanna play Niggerman 3: Into the Niggerverse? There hasn't been a good Sony exclusive game since the fucking ps4.
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I can run Cyberpunk maxxed out ultra settings ray tracing on with no issues.

If I had any desire to play Sony cinematic slop I could run that shit no problem.
 
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