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So we should expect another price increase in consoles and PCs because of COVID level shortages, then tariffs affecting computer chips and now RAM shortages on account of monopolistic AI algorithms and one less company in the market? Wonderful. It’s not like the games out now are worth the price of admission if you haven’t jumped in already. I guess you’d have to wait for GTA 6 to see if all that technology is worth the wait.
 
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We’re never getting another Sly or Infamous, are we?
We can only hope we won't. Imagine current Sony making them. "Here comes Sly's infinitely superior lesbian daughter that mocks him in every turn!"

And if you thought that "Infamous: Second Son" was not blatant enough with its message, get a load of "Infamous: Girls Gone Clamma Slamma!!!" and its all girl and "girl" cast!
 
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Dread it,
Run from it,
Captain Crunch arrives all the sa-what do you mean it's for the INTERNAL DEMO?!
Just how bad is this shit doing?
Dude, the fact it's for an internal demo might as well be confirmation that the higher ups are PISSED and have no confidence in this project, and are looking for a reason to axe it, and they need to get SOMETHING out to show them the project is too far along to be worth cancelling.
 
Dread it,
Run from it,
Captain Crunch arrives all the sa-what do you mean it's for the INTERNAL DEMO?!
Just how bad is this shit doing?
I'm surprised they don't just run crunch 100% of the time now. They know their grunts will put up with it.

Having contracted at EA (waaaay back in 2009) for a year, that whole "sleep under your desk" thing is very real and they get very angry when you refuse to partake. The choice was between going home to dinner and some pussy before bed, or sleeping under a desk overnight to resume coding first thing in the morning. EA had no chance.
 
Adding another notch to the "AI ruins everything" belt:

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Article: https://www.retroshell.com/sony-patents-ai-to-censor-mature-games-in-real-time/

Sony has filed a patent for an AI-driven system designed to automatically censor mature content in video games in real time, potentially allowing a single title to be dynamically sanitised for younger players. According to the patent documentation, the technology would analyse on-screen action to identify elements like violence, gore, or profanity, then intervene by blurring visuals, muting dialogue, or swapping out assets like blood effects for more benign alternatives.

The concept proposes a significant leap from the basic parental controls of past console generations. Where a Sega Mega Drive or original PlayStation might have offered only a simple password lock, and later systems like the PS2 introduced broader age-rating blocks, this AI aims to remodel a game's content on the fly. In theory, this could mean one copy of a game like Mortal Kombat or Grand Theft Auto: Vice City could be played in its original form by an adult, while a child's profile triggers the AI to replace finishing moves or obscure controversial scenes.

For retro enthusiasts, this evokes the long history of regional censorship and altered localisations. Many will recall the notorious green blood in the PAL version of Mortal Kombat on the Mega Drive, or the heavily edited German releases of Doom and Wolfenstein 3D that replaced enemies with robots. Sony's patent suggests a future where such edits are not fixed by developers for specific regions, but are applied dynamically and universally by the platform holder, raising immediate questions about artistic integrity.

While presented as a convenience for families, the patent underscores a shifting control over game content. If implemented on future platforms or cloud services, it could grant Sony unprecedented editorial power to algorithmically reshape games post-release. The technology remains only a patent for now, but it signals a potential future where the experience of a classic game could be fundamentally altered between one player account and the next.

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I can't wait to see the kind of imagery the AI is going to hallucinate trying to censor mature content and somehow making it worse.

Kinda like when the Chinese censor blood in anime.

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Dread it,
Run from it,
Captain Crunch arrives all the sa-what do you mean it's for the INTERNAL DEMO?!
Just how bad is this shit doing?
Cancellation of that TLOU multiplayer slop game must have really fucked them over if they need to crunch for an internal demo. Hope the space lesbian game burns and crashes and takes Cuckman down.
 
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