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p1138 said:
You left out playing at 720p without the dock, this isn't 2010. Or even better, could play at 1080p/30fps so the moment there's a hiccup in the game(and we know everything is optimized perfectly these days of course) it can dip into being a slideshow even easier.

But you're right, I didn't look it up. Doing so made me remember the situation was even dumber.
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>"It doesn't include a dock!"
>Yes it does
>"Ok, well, that's even DUMBER though!"
???

And still, you spend more time in the sony hate thread bringing up nintendo than talking about sony in any way. There is a perfectly fine switch 2 thread, which has been the designated counterpart nintendo hate thread since its inception, that you could be using, or, perhaps a website more agreeable to your tastes like reddit, but you can't even levy even the most minor criticisms against sony even in a thread for the purposes of shitting on sony due to how far they've fallen in the past couple decades without saying "ok, BUT WHAT ABOUT NINTENDO THO?!?!". There are plenty of reasons to hate nintendo for, some of them I've griped about MYSELF in the switch 2 thread, but not only have you chosen an easily disproven lie to gripe about, demonstrating you hate nintendo more than you value truth, you've done it in a particularly retarded way which distracts from the legitimate criticisms against nintendo, and chosen a place where that isn't even the topic of discussion to do it.
 
Joseph McCarthy said:
I remember watching a video of someone opening up a "refurbished" Gamestop console which was clearly not refurbished at all. You are getting scammed if you buy an old console from a retailer. No old used console should be worth more than $100. MAYBE $150 max or $200 if it comes with lots of official controllers.
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The bigger scam is selling your used console for $150 to gayslop or bestbuy so they can turn around and sell it for MSRP (-$50).

If anyone who wants to sell their base PS5 waits until April 2nd they can get close to what they paid for it on Ebay :lit:
 
Two Dollars said:
Alright, I’ll take the bait. Where did you get those numbers?

Switch 2: $450
“A real controller” (whatever that means): Comes with the system. Or assuming you’re autistic and don’t count the one it comes with for whatever reason, and you don’t already have a controller laying around since it’s already compatible with 99% of whatever a PC can use, $50 for a great third-party controller
1TB memory card: Switch 2 cards go up to 512GB and even that is massively overkill, I have plenty of games and the internal storage is enough. Or assuming you’re autistic and exclusively buy digital copies of AAA sports/EA games, $120
Dock: Comes with the system (just like it always has for the past 9 years)

That’s $620, or $450-$500 if you’re not autistic. Go back to /v/.
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450 for the system, pro controller is another 80. 512GB special SD card is $100($200 for the 1TB, this is why I included the 512GB option). Unfortunately you've managed to say more wrong shit than I did, and don't criticize me for not looking shit up when you obviously haven't either.

Controller. No, I'm not a Japanese child nor do I want to use the little connector that has the ergonomics of a piece of toast.
1TB card. What do you mean they go up to 512GB? MicroSD Express goes to 1TB, which is likely overkill and as I said why I also included the price at 512GB. They don't stop at 512GB.
9 years they've been selling the Switch 2? Ok.

Markorian said:
>"It doesn't include a dock!"
>Yes it does
>"Ok, well, that's even DUMBER though!"
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On my initial search after you mentioned not needing to buy a dock, all I saw was people commenting about using some USB to HDMI cable. Once again, I'm sorry I don't pay so much attention to your favorite shitbox. That doesn't change the fact that it's still $600+ or $700+ depending on how much storage you go with. Oh, but I could get the bargain 256GB SD card at $60(worse cost per GB), saving a whole $40 and get it to $590 or $690. Wait... that's still basically $600 or $700. If you're happy to pay that kind of money for a console, you're probably one of Nintendo's favorite consoomers.

Markorian said:
And still, you spend more time in the sony hate thread bringing up nintendo than talking about sony in any way.
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3 posts including this one because some consoomers happy to throw money at Nintendo got angry that I got a fact about their favorite console wrong(while one managed to get even more shit wrong somehow). 4 posts complaining about Sony hardware and their game studios. If you're that bad at math, no wonder you're happy to throw money away.
Markorian said:
but not only have you chosen an easily disproven lie to gripe about, demonstrating you hate nintendo more than you value truth, you've done it in a particularly retarded way which distracts from the legitimate criticisms against nintendo, and chosen a place where that isn't even the topic of discussion to do it.
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And I admitted I was wrong about the dock. It still doesn't change the fact that it's a $600 or $700 console such a bargain! What the fuck are you doing? Go post your consoomer praise for a different overpriced console elsewhere.

JohnWick said:
The bigger scam is selling your used console for $150 to gayslop or bestbuy so they can turn around and sell it for MSRP (-$50).

If anyone who wants to sell their base PS5 waits until April 2nd they can get close to what they paid for it on Ebay :lit:
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How gamestop still remained a place to sell used shit to and buy equally overpriced used games and hardware from hasn't made any sense for 20 years with the various sites you can buy and sell shit online. They've got a market of morons I guess.
 
p1138 said:
3 posts including this one because some consoomers happy to throw money at Nintendo got angry that I got a fact about their favorite console wrong(while one managed to get even more shit wrong somehow). 4 posts complaining about Sony hardware and their game studios. If you're that bad at math, no wonder you're happy to throw money away.
And I admitted I was wrong about the dock. It still doesn't change the fact that it's a $600 or $700 console such a bargain! What the fuck are you doing? Go post your consoomer praise for a different overpriced console elsewhere.
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>"REEEEEEE, YOU DON'T HATE NINTENDO AS MUCH AS I DO, THAT MAKES YOU A HERETIC!!!"
I know you've got the same IQ as the average houseplant, but you know that despite the fact you didn't quote the part where I said I MYSELF SHIT ON NINTENDO IN THE SWITCH 2 THREAD, other people can still see my post right above yours and see I said that, right? You're not actually THAT much of a retard, are you?
 
Markorian said:
>"REEEEEEE, YOU DON'T HATE NINTENDO AS MUCH AS I DO, THAT MAKES YOU A HERETIC!!!"
I know you've got the same IQ as the average houseplant, but you know that despite the fact you didn't quote the part where I said I MYSELF SHIT ON NINTENDO IN THE SWITCH 2 THREAD, other people can still see my post right above yours and see I said that, right? You're not actually THAT much of a retard, are you?
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So stop angrily defending your favorite slop box in this thread. How many fucking times do I need to point out that I admitted I was wrong about it not including a dock. You sound like a tranny that can't accept someone stating they were wrong without prostrating themselves before you. $700 is still overpriced for the fucking system, get over it.
 
And another thing, your Intellivision eats shit compared to my ColecoVision! And your Atari 800 looks likes a rubber toy computer next to my Commodore 128! And Iran, and facebook and the jews!

Oh...wait...what thread is this again?

:story:
 
Markorian said:
Are people still trying to claim the switch 2 doesn't come with a dock? You need a tv to plug the dock into, might as well include that in the price as well. And you've gotta buy a house to put your tv in, so when all's said and done, the switch 2 is actually a half a million dollars, so the $900 ps5 pro starts looking like a steal, doesn't it?
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Penny Arcade, 8/25/2003:
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Pissmaster said:
Penny Arcade, 8/25/2003:
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If I were to make a version of the retard's cope for ps5, it would go about as follows:

>$900 for a ps5 pro
>$80 for a disc drive
>$30 for the stand that lets it sit in the only orientation that fits on most tv cabinets
>oops, the sticks drifted on the controller that came with it after a month of using it to scroll neflix on your $900 roku stick, better get a dualsense edge ($200) so you can swap out the sticks with hall effect sticks ($40, if you find a good deal)
>if you do play games on it, you're definitely not playing singleplayer stuff, so you're looking at bare minimum $80 a year for ps+, and that's before they inevitably raise it when they force crunchyroll integration, so for 3 years, that's $240
>ah fuck, your 825 gb drive filled up after downloading the newest CoD and 2 annual niggerball games, gotta shell out another $300 for a detachable ssd with enough storage space to last AAAA required downloads, which are COMPLETELY different from game key cards!

Well, we're at $1790 before taxes right now, but let's make it as dumb as the other guy's:

>your tv doesn't make use of the resolution that ps5 pro can stream things at, better upgrade to a proper 8k compatible tv for another $2000
>gotta make sure you're up to date on all the latest battlepasses, that's another $400 right there
>why not, in for a penny, in for a pounding, we're gonna "upgrade" to ps+ premium, for double the price per year so we can get those "free" demos and ps1 and ps2 roms!
I'm gonna assume you bought prepaid cards to pay for your ps+, so I'll be generous and not add on an additional $5000 for when they get hacked and your credit card details get stolen, which puts us at the absolute bargain bin retard price of $4430
 
Markorian said:
If I were to make a version of the retard's cope for ps5, it would go about as follows:

>$900 for a ps5 pro
>$80 for a disc drive
>$30 for the stand that lets it sit in the only orientation that fits on most tv cabinets
>oops, the sticks drifted on the controller that came with it after a month of using it to scroll neflix on your $900 roku stick, better get a dualsense edge ($200) so you can swap out the sticks with hall effect sticks ($40, if you find a good deal)
>if you do play games on it, you're definitely not playing singleplayer stuff, so you're looking at bare minimum $80 a year for ps+, and that's before they inevitably raise it when they force crunchyroll integration, so for 3 years, that's $240
>ah fuck, your 825 gb drive filled up after downloading the newest CoD and 2 annual niggerball games, gotta shell out another $300 for a detachable ssd with enough storage space to last AAAA required downloads, which are COMPLETELY different from game key cards!

Well, we're at $1790 before taxes right now, but let's make it as dumb as the other guy's:

>your tv doesn't make use of the resolution that ps5 pro can stream things at, better upgrade to a proper 8k compatible tv for another $2000
>gotta make sure you're up to date on all the latest battlepasses, that's another $400 right there
>why not, in for a penny, in for a pounding, we're gonna "upgrade" to ps+ premium, for double the price per year so we can get those "free" demos and ps1 and ps2 roms!
I'm gonna assume you bought prepaid cards to pay for your ps+, so I'll be generous and not add on an additional $5000 for when they get hacked and your credit card details get stolen, which puts us at the absolute bargain bin retard price of $4430
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I'm starting to think this hobby has become a terrible waste of time and energy.
 
Nintendo is the lesser of the three evils, yes, but they're still fucking evil. There, I've stopped the autistic slap fighting, now can we go back to laughing at Sony?
 
Joseph McCarthy said:
Stfu niggers, this is the Sony thread
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Damn right brother

I hate my Sony "wireless" RF headphones made by non-white hands in the year 1865

Of course not only is this shit not wireless, it has more wires combined than a normal pair of headphones

But its range is so pitiful that it would make more sense to just get wired heaphones with slightly longer than normal cords, in fact for the same price you could probably get two

But I cannot throw these away, for I got them as a Christmas present a long time ago from my sweet mother who was duped into buying obsolete technology. I refuse to hate my mother, so I must direct my hate at Sony. Oooohh I hate them my dear fellow gamerinos, oh my broski bros how much I hate them all
 
Vyse Inglebard said:
Nintendo is the lesser of the three evils, yes, but they're still fucking evil. There, I've stopped the autistic slap fighting, now can we go back to laughing at Sony?
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"Oy vey, did you really just say that nintendo wasn't in fact 10x worse than EA and that 450 is a smaller number than 900? What are you, some kind of anti sonymite?"
 
Joseph McCarthy said:
How come modern controllers are so shitty? Joycon drift and this. I never had to replace older consoles' controllers as much as modern controllers.
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You see, building things to last costs money and isn't a consistent stream of revenue (because you used to only need to buy a controller once or twice). The vidya companies have caught onto this fact and switched to making their controllers out of cheap Chinesium. Less money to make them, and since they're shoddily made and break easily, the niggercattle will just rush out to buy a new pair rather than actually look into better-made third party controllers or anything else that's too taxing for their fragile little minds.
 
Vyse Inglebard said:
Nintendo is the lesser of the three evils, yes, but they're still fucking evil. There, I've stopped the autistic slap fighting, now can we go back to laughing at Sony?
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The most recent Sony platform I truly and thoroughly enjoyed was released fourteen years ago. PSVita, my beloved.

Kill PlayStation Portals. Behead PlayStation Portals. Stir fry PlayStation Portals in a wok. Slice PlayStation Portals with a katana. Roundhouse kick PlayStation Portals into the concrete.
 
starborn427614 said:
I was just thinking the other day about it'd be neat to play Sony IPs on other consoles. If they keep this up, that might come true lol
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I just want the PS2 platformer trilogies released on other platforms.

For PS3, would love a good handful of exclusives as emulation for that system can still be pretty buggy. Getting the Ratchet games, LBP, Twisted Metal (2012), Sly 4, and PS All-Stars on other systems would be a dream.

Pissmaster said:
The most recent Sony platform I truly and thoroughly enjoyed was released fourteen years ago. PSVita, my beloved.

Kill PlayStation Portals. Behead PlayStation Portals. Stir fry PlayStation Portals in a wok. Slice PlayStation Portals with a katana. Roundhouse kick PlayStation Portals into the concrete.
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Sorry Chud, but the Department of Education says PlayStation Portables are cool.
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Surprised no one posted this, just, what the fuck….
 
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