Every single one of those kotaku articles was basically "This person got his switch 2 BANNED from online after doing something COMPLETELY INNOCUOUS (oh, and also he tried playing pirated switch 1 games online using a method that was already known to not actually work and be completely detectable on switch 2)". It's like the one story of "THIS GUY LITERALLY GOT ARRESTED FOR A JD VANCE MEME ON HIS PHONE WHILE CROSSING THE BORDER!!! (oh, and he also had a shitload of drugs with him)".
Meanwhile, crickets from the media about sony literally suing to try to gain the right to shut off your internet if you ever pirate one of their movies, songs, or a psp rom. Thank fuck that suit got busted in a rare unanimous decision from the supreme court.