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at the first seconds of the trailer I was laughing my ass off already thinking it was going to be a REMASTER of Dad of War 1, but hoo boy, it was somehow worse than what I expected.
I don't remember Freya looking this bad in GOW Ragnarock.

I think they actually made her even more ugly.
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I do believe they purposefully make their characters ugly, and they seem to do it usually during the second game X female character appears if it wasn't already ugly from the get go, you may know the previous examples already, alloy, mj and others, that gravity rush movie that got leaked counts too.
Nigga I cringed HARD at every moment she talked, from a loving mother that just died to a GIRLBOSS? I know that she's in an unknown world but fuck off, "hit me again and I'll kill you-" :really: literally from the manual of cliches, I bet you tree fiddy they'll repeat the "VOW TO YOUR KWEEEEN" line too. Also, in theory they're all dead already. :neutral:
I really hate that cube from fucking DnD, these retards really can't help themselves, they HAD to add a "le quirky big chungus character that talks a lot and helps you in battle". I really expected nothing, NOTHING from this and I'm still disappointed, surprised even, on how shit it's gonna be
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P.S: The surprise is gonna be mine if they don't have that bald nigger wilson as one of the main characters since it's already present in the wolverine game, as the cherry on top of that pile of shit.
 
at the first seconds of the trailer I was laughing my ass off already thinking it was going to be a REMASTER of Dad of War 1, but hoo boy, it was somehow worse than what I expected.

I do believe they purposefully make their characters ugly, and they seem to do it usually during the second game X female character appears if it wasn't already ugly from the get go, you may know the previous examples already, alloy, mj and others, that gravity rush movie that got leaked counts too.
Nigga I cringed HARD at every moment she talked, from a loving mother that just died to a GIRLBOSS? I know that she's in an unknown world but fuck off, "hit me again and I'll kill you-" :really: literally from the manual of cliches, I bet you tree fiddy they'll repeat the "VOW TO YOUR KWEEEEN" line too. Also, in theory they're all dead already. :neutral:
I really hate that cube from fucking DnD, these retards really can't help themselves, they HAD to add a "le quirky big chungus character that talks a lot and helps you in battle". I really expected nothing, NOTHING from this and I'm still disappointed, surprised even, on how shit it's gonna be
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P.S: The surprise is gonna be mine if they don't have that bald nigger wilson as one of the main characters since it's already present in the wolverine game, as the cherry on top of that pile of shit.
I just know the director was flicking his sissy clit as he kept shoving turbo reddit dogshit into the game.

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Are they intentionally uglifying women, or is the performance and facial capture just not that good?
I think there's a mixture of various factors; the quick explanation is that yes, they are making characters ugly on purpose, but I think the real answer is a bit more nuanced—they have cornered themselves into a "damned if you do, damned if you don't" kind of situation:
  • The sloppification machines don't work as well as they want to believe. This varies from studio to studio, but the allure of having a machine that turns marketable pseudo-celebrities into characters with a metaphorical push of a button is too strong to resist. The worst case I can think of is in Star Wars Outlaws, where the MC looks like a PS4 texture pasted into a PS2 model with PS1 hair. I don't think they tried that hard to make her ugly; everything and everyone looks bad in that game.
  • Despite being proven time and time again that if you absolutely have to have real people in your game you need to stylise and change the character for it to look good, they refuse to do it when it comes to female characters (probably for cultural reasons). Capcom is usually good at finding a middle ground between actor and fictional character. Male characters tend to look much better because they can afford to change them up and tweak them a little without people getting their panties in a twist. The new Wolverine game's model would look as uncanny as Faye if they didn't take some creative liberties when translating his face to the game, but nobody gives a fuck about that.
  • The Buffalo-Bill approach to character design, stretching some poor actor's digital skin over a soulless 3d model and hoping it fits, mixed with a focus on "hyperrealistic" models and textures transforms the uncanny valley into the uncanny Mariana Trench; very minor imperfections or features that can look good on a real person can quickly trigger a fight-or-flight response in people without face blindness when applied to a 3d model. Also, some parts of the face, like the eyes, always seem problematic when translated into a digital avatar. A very common example is eyelid skin that looks half an inch thick (which is pretty egregious in Faye's case, IMO). This is also one of the reasons why I think Debra Wilson spends 20 hours every day in a motion capture cubicle: there's nothing that the MC process can do to those eyes to make them look less human.
  • The design space for female characters is kept incredibly restrictive by design. This goes beyond the inability to make those characters hot; there's so little you can actually do with them, from clothes to accessories to attitude, so they end up being jarringly bland and boring, made even more obvious in cases where they are replacing a much more iconic male character. Kratos is instantly recognisable even in his most basic form; a small child could draw a doodle of him and you'd recognise him right away. If there was a Funkopop made of this version of Faye you wouldn't be able to tell her from dozens of other characters if you lost the box it came in.
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    Even in this concept art, where Faye looks more or less conventionally attractive, she doesn't look cool or interesting. There's no reason for anybody to want to play as a character that looks like a mid-level NPC from a 2010's MMO, and that's before the motion capture nightmare machines transform her into that nice lady from accounting but with the eyes of Chucky the doll.
    All of this is usually made ten times worse when they try to overcompensate by giving the characters boastful and abrasive personalities, and the now extremely tired girlboss tropes, but that goes beyond art design.
  • Realistic people don't belong in every genre and look out of place especially in high fantasy or wacky science fiction settings. Naughty Dog can get away with people who look like they belong in your local Walmart in TLOU, but heroic settings demand heroic characters. Having plain versions of real people (even if they are attractive in real life) exacerbates the uncanny valley effect, which makes them look uglier than the sum of their parts.
  • An often-ignored factor in this discussion is what I call the "Miranda Lawson effect": when studios tie a real person to a fictional character so hard, they don't want the heat that comes from that character's model being infamous for featuring in every disgusting uncanny-valley CG-generated porn act imaginable.

The real solution to this problem, without giving a win to the Chuds, would be to stop trying so hard to become Hollywood 2.0 and distance actors from characters, and not to rely on 1:1 motion capture so damn much, but they love parading those poor b-tier schmucks around.
 
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"Hey GOW fans! Do you want to see other pantheons?"
"Yes!"
"And have badass combat?"
"Yes!"
"And awesome setpieces?!"
"Yes!"
"And control a particular badass that is the most important person of the setting?"
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"And have a companion cube?!"
"Urgh-what do- uh, we mean YEEEEES!!"
"WE PROOOOUDLY PRESEEEENT GOD OF WAR LAUFEY!!"

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I feel a great disturbance in the force, as if a million fans cried out in disappointment and were suddenly silenced under the threat of being socially ostracized

I fear something cringy and yet unsurprising has happened...
 
Are they intentionally uglifying women
It's completely intentional. The tech to make good-looking (in the "accuracy" sense, not the "oh god she's gorgeous" sense) women based on IRL models has been around for over a decade. They're taking the extra step to deliberately scuff up whatever accurate models their tools produce, to make the women uglier on purpose (because they hate conventional western beauty standards ... and no, that's not a joke or exaggeration).
 
I just know the director was flicking his sissy clit as he kept shoving turbo reddit dogshit into the game.

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I dont like Laufey design here it looks so generic that it hurts. If showed me Laufey and told me that was aloy from HZD, i would believe you. Even kratos has more design put into it and he doesnt meld with other mc's.

A talking weapon and a cube. They really are catering to the Dsp's of the world. They only exist to tell you what to do when your brain cant figure out basic puzzle solving.

All this talk of mom of war has made me want to get my copy of heavenly sword and play it again. That game is more GoW than whatever this currently is.
 
Wolverine canonically has probably the strongest regenerative abilities of any mutant except Deadpool.
if the devs REALLY want to give off that feeling of never fucking dying. they need to look at something like Never Dead.
it's the only game I can think of where the whole gimmick is never dying, and the only problem enemies bring is blowing off your limbs across the level, and situational game overs.

I could see a wolverine game where tight time/style requirements for encounters replacing a health system.
having enemies try their best to completely overwhelm and waste your time would encourage to be brutal as possible.
 
Hard to believe the same writer also wrote the third game and Ascension. And people are using that as a way to clap back.
Don Bluth directed such classic films as The Secret of NIMH, An American Tail, Anastasia, etc. You know what he also directed?
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^Widely considered to be one of the worst animated films of all time. A shit product is still a shit product, no matter who's behind the wheel, or what they've done in the past.
 
What I hate the most about Faye is how incredibly insecure she feels as a character. She's stronger than Kratos, smarter than him, Atreus and probably Mimir as well, she's a strong independent woman who also went full housewife with Kratos with no complaint. She could've solved the Odin problem ages ago but didn't because plot, and she can't even die. Now she's just on an adventure in some dumb mashed up dimension.

She just isn't allowed to show fear, or weakness, or vulnerability in any way.
 
Domino's Pizza UK and Santa Monica Studio are butting heads over God of War: Laufey.
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Yet another one trying to defend the new God Of War.

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Anyone who ever tries to rebut an argument by linking to some windowlicking tranny's gay little 20 hour video essay ought to have their head turned into paste by a cartoonishly large wooden mallet. Gesturing to a separate link as an argument, rather than actually explicating (your likely nonexistent) argument, is a faggy little vermin move as it is but trying to pass off a video """essay""" as authoritative takes the cake in terms of sheer subhumanity.
 
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