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Given sony is apparently going full steam ahead on a 2027 release of the ps6 rather than delay it 2 years, likely to try getting it out before the switch 2 gains too much market share, it just struck me that the cross-gen version of "Frank the heckin wholesomechungus relatable millennial cube" is likely one of their big launch titles.
 
I want some fucking gravitas when it comes to stories.
I think having one quirk chungus character is fine. Like someone who shows up and their entire schtick is be whimsical. But when the entire cast acts like they're above the material and in-on-the-bit it just doesn't feel like an actual story, it feels like campus improv night minus the free beer.
 
The OG God of War series was possibly one of my most absolutely favorite games that I grew up with. Played every game multiple times over, loved the tone and the non-stop action. The nu-series was a major let down for me. Just another over-the-shoulder, 3rd person, copy-and-paste Sony clone snooze fest that I couldn't care any less about, but at least it still had Kratos, even though he was a castrated soy homunculus version of himself. Now... The series is completely dead. No Kratos, no actual gods, no real life mythologies. Now it's just generic fantasy slop with God of War slapped on it because otherwise, no one would pay attention to the game. This is basically what happened to Star Wars. The new product is so detached from the original source that it's practically it's own IP, but you can still expect the devs to add in heckin' wholesomearino references! Maybe we'll even see a reference to ZUES or or or.... ummm... Thor maybe?
 
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I will remind everyone that the best thing to do at this point is simply not engage with this shit at all on social media. These people are used to being hated and they crave it because it feeds them attention.

What they can't handle is indifference. I guarantee you if the discourse on social media just stopped dead (as in people just stopped talking about the game whether negatively or positively), these people would have psychotic breakdowns.
Even their ball-washing supporters thrive on it now. They're in it more for the fight than the actual enjoyment of the Corporate Slop Product of the Week™ they're defending valiantly. I can't believe I'm still seeing people unironically use the word "incel" in describing even a milquetoast critique of a bland-looking game.

Just saying "the female lead is unappealing and I don't want to play as her" is enough to trigger that reaction. That's not a fan or even a fanatic. That's just an SJW still stinging from fucking Gamergate looking to carry on fighting. I don't believe any of these people will actually buy the game (at launch or a year later on sale), much less finish it. Even the ones insisting they will "to own the chuds" are lying.

I want some fucking gravitas when it comes to stories.
Modern writers (of all kinds, whether it's movies, TV shows, games, books, whatever) are fucking allergic to making permanent changes in their works of fiction. They're terrified of losing "popular" elements (be it a character, a setting, a planet, a space station, etc.) they can never get back or replace, because it forces them to create something new (or work out plotlines and ways for the characters and story to move on without those elements), and of course there's the burning drive to create "universes" that can be milked for decades instead of standalone stories or self-contained series.

J. Michael Straczynski built an incredible universe with Babylon 5 (unmatched even today, IMHO, just in terms of writing quality overall, barring a few stinkers), but he had the balls to literally blow the titular space station to pieces in the series finale and set it firmly in canon that yes, it was an iconic place that launched a million good stories and played a pivotal role in a galaxy-wide life-changing war, but ultimately it outlived its usefulness and became a relic whose demise was cemented for the banal reasoning of it being a simple "navigation hazard."

And they blew that fucker blew up good. No time warps to protect it or "throw it out of our time into the past/future" (that was Babylon 4's fate :D), no last-minute save by an old general who comes out of retirement to demand Earthgov rescue it, no effort to "buy" it and turn it into a museum, nothing. Just "overload the reactor, set off the secondary charges and run like hell." Ivanova's closing voiceover even says "Babylon 5 was the last of the Babylon stations. There would never be another." And you knew she (and by extension JMS) fucking meant it.

No modern writer would ever dare do that. Everything's left "open ended" now by every god damn "IP." Mass Effect never destroyed the Citadel (and even Earth was "salvageable" after the reapers invaded). Stargate SG-1 was canceled and went out with a wet fart (the movies just killed off the Ori but the stargates, the SGC, and SG-1 themselves were all status-quo), Stargate Atlantis ostensibly ended with the titular city just ... fucking lifting off its home planet, flying through intergalactic space somehow and winding up fucking parked off the god damned coast of San Francisco overlooking the Golden Gate bridge and Stargate Universe ended with unceremonious cancellation on a dull cliffhanger.

I was never a Game of Thrones fan (that shit's dreadfully boring to me) but I was genuinely shocked when I saw people talking about the ending and I learned they actually did kill off important people and actually ended plotlines (apparently very poorly, but props to them for saying "yeah, this story is officially fucking done now"). That took guts. Very rare today.

Kurtzman's flavor of Trek (like in the Kelvin timeline, for instance) is no better either -- everything's reversable and subject to the "grand reset button." In the three Kelvin timeline films the Enterprise gets its ass kicked in each one (and is destroyed within I think the first ten minutes of the third film) but it's always all patched up and shiny-new in the next installment (I'm pretty sure if there'd been demand for a fourth Kelvin timeline film they'd have just added a "-A" to the ship's registry and slapped it on a new one like they did for Star Trek V: The Voyage Home at the end).

They're terrified to stray from a working formula or creating anything new, so they cling so desperately to "what currently works," even if it's actively not working so well anymore because it's turning into endless rehashes.
 
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Even their ball-washing supporters thrive on it now. They're in it more for the fight than the actual enjoyment of the Corporate Slop Product of the Week™ they're defending valiantly. I can't believe I'm still seeing people unironically use the word "incel" in describing even a milquetoast critique of a bland-looking game.

Just saying "the female lead is unappealing and I don't want to play as her" is enough to trigger that reaction. That's not a fan or even a fanatic. That's just an SJW still stinging from fucking Gamergate looking to carry on fighting. I don't believe any of these people will actually buy the game (at launch or a year later on sale), much less finish it. Even the ones insisting they will "to own the chuds" are lying.
It feels like a weird resurgence of the shakers where sex is considered evil.
 
Even their ball-washing supporters thrive on it now. They're in it more for the fight than the actual enjoyment of the Corporate Slop Product of the Week™ they're defending valiantly. I can't believe I'm still seeing people unironically use the word "incel" in describing even a milquetoast critique of a bland-looking game.

Just saying "the female lead is unappealing and I don't want to play as her" is enough to trigger that reaction. That's not a fan or even a fanatic. That's just an SJW still stinging from fucking Gamergate looking to carry on fighting. I don't believe any of these people will actually buy the game (at launch or a year later on sale), much less finish it. Even the ones insisting they will "to own the chuds" are lying.
Many of these people don't know anything about GoW, let alone actually play the game. When the first nu-GoW game came out, I got into a little argument with someone when I stated how ass the game was. He tried to pull a weird flex about how they were a fan since the first game came out. I asked who the first boss of the series was and he said Zeus. :lol:
 
Since they're doing this whole realm of the dead Gods thing wouldn't it make way more sense for the MC to be Kratos's daughter instead of his wife?

Because I'm assuming the end of the game is crackhead wife escaping the realm of the dead and returning to the living world and there's way more you could do with the daughter than the wife in that scenario.

Kratos would have another living child to pass his legacy onto, maybe she and Atreus could team up.
 
Kratos would have another living child to pass his legacy onto, maybe she and Atreus could team up.
They're actively deleting/erasing Kratos and his "legacy." Otherwise these new games would continue to feature him beating pantheon ass and teaching his son to be a monstrous ass-beater like him to be the new God of War. Not this female empowerment horseshit.
 
They're actively deleting/erasing Kratos and his "legacy." Otherwise these new games would continue to feature him beating pantheon ass and teaching his son to be a monstrous ass-beater like him to be the new God of War. Not this female empowerment horseshit.
The "girlboss" is seriously one of the worst tropes to come out of the past decade or so. It needs to die and stay dead with no chance of resurrection.
 
They're actively deleting/erasing Kratos and his "legacy." Otherwise these new games would continue to feature him beating pantheon ass and teaching his son to be a monstrous ass-beater like him to be the new God of War. Not this female empowerment horseshit.
I'm waiting for them to pull the ultimate "jump the shark" moment where the devs permanently kill off Kratos. It will happen eventually.
 
She's a professional liar. She allegedly works at Santa Monica Studio and yet at the same time she is a Twitch thot/fansly, was on the board of Creator Clash 3 (after the Johmas left) and has a production company that wants to make movies out of video games.
She is also known for wanting a pause button in Elder Ring because "mothers sometimes need to take care of their baby" (she doesn't have kids). She also pretended to be an artist but all of her drawings were stolen from other actual artists.
See the Pause button shows that she is disingenuous. If she said something like "there should be a pause button because I want to pause" then at least it would be truthful. You dont have to invent a disability or situation like that to want a pause button
 
God of War was a game series about an angry bald man doing violent shit against gods because they completely fucked his life, not some slow boring walking simulator that constantly chastises the player for even wanting that fun violent action.
 
"I just don't understand how our budgets get so out of control" -sony, after having months of mocap work done for a fucking cube, using the actual overpriced celebretard "voice actor" they hired to voice it actually on set and in a bafflingly stupid pvc pipe harness
 
Spending hundreds of thousands of dollars for the actor, support staff and tech to motion capture a cube is the perfect example why I will always be deaf to corpo complaints about the cost of game development.
 
Honestly I'm more impressed that Debra Wilson has managed to speedrun "Nolan North/Troy Baker fatigue", and they voiced fucking everyone back in their peak, to the point it was an actual joke from Troy Baker himself

Least those two didn't have the characters they voiced look like shitty scan jobs of themselves, though how much of that was video game protagonists of the time being "generic white dude with a buzz cut" influenced that is beyond me...
I just wish she stayed a voice actor and not an actual 3D model. This was when she voiced Crying Wolf in MGS4.

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It's reassuring to know that Sony gives no fucks about their gaming customers so not only should one not support them financially but pirating any IP of theirs one wants is the right move now.

They fucking worked hard to earn this.
 
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