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Sorry, But If You Don't Like These 17 Posts, You're Probably Not A Feminist​

Witches, unite!

1. This witch that took "show some skin" to a whole other level:​

2. This witch who really said astrology > religion:​

3. This honorary dad witch who believed in magic:​

4. This witch who said what we're all thinking about you know who:​

5. These witches who are all perfect models of feminism:​

6. This witch who told her teacher to STFU in the best way possible:​

7. This Disney character who's actually an iconic witch:​

8. These witches who celebrated safe, free, and legal abortion in their country:​

9. This witch who exercised her bodily autonomy with pride:​

10. This witch who made one stupid man very uncomfortable:​

11. This witch who spat facts:​

12. This witch (Carrie Fisher) who had no patience for mansplaining:​

13. And this witch (Lily Tomlin) who advised her fellow witches to never smile for a man:​

14. This witch who schooled a total dumbass:​

15. This stone-cold witch who held a man's head like a trophy:​

16. These witches who noted that you can appreciate herbal medicine AND be pro-vax:​

17. And finally, this witch who proved that witchiness is not exclusive to women:​

 

[Haramburger]

Reminds me of Smash Club rules; take anyone who's willing you dumb harpies because adding a bunch of qualifying rules means no one will apply. Then again, you haven't made a lick of effort in purging the predatory beta male feminists that plague you, so what do I care? Fuck up your own support networks and continue to be a laughing stock, I spend more brain power seething at The Last Jedi on and off then I do about the number of card-carrying feminists at any given time.

I don't get it.

He's Just Not That Into You®

 

[Unpaid Emotional Labourer]

14 is good, being deliberately innocently obtuse and forcing morons to fully articulate their dumb shit is very useful in many circumstances.

Others lol.

 

[Fomo Hoire]

Couldn't get past the first one, it's like the meme says: the left can't meme. Their images have too many words and when I keep having to cycle back to the image and read the smaller and smaller (reply) text to figure out if I got to the punch line yet, it just is a massive failure to cut to the chase.

I don't want to be a feminist though, they're probably not talking about one of the cool branches of feminism like the -ERFs who actually believe something. I bet they'd using the shitty definition that everything that has or wants a vagina is feminist. If I don't want to be a feminist anyways, can I count not reading them all as not liking them?

 

[MysticLord]

Truly amazing journalism from the greatest writer in human history.

 

[Kujo Jotaro]

11 reads more like a quote from uncle Ted more than it does "witchy advise".

 

[CryoRevival #SJ-112]

I take it witches are the female versions of wizards (Touchless Virgins teetering on middle age)

 

[Sperghetti]

I had no idea that my belief that the concept of “rights” applies to all people regardless of sex, that women are not perpetual children who need caretakers, and that women ought to be able to be self-sufficient and held to the same expectations we hold men to, are all dependent on people on the internet LARPing having magic powers.

Learn something new every day, I guess.

 

[Grand Wizard Wakka]

TLDR: "If you aren't a retard LARPing as a 'Witch', you aren't a real woman."

 

[Judgment Boy]

That's an awful lotta words just to inform us that we need a new Spanish Inquisition. In Minecraft, ofc.

On a (slightly) more serious note, I'm not sure how witchcraft will help all the women and young girls with mutilated vaginas in third world countries.
But what do I know, I'm just a simple country boy. Or in more modern terms: A bigot.

 

[Drain Todger]

So this chick just trolled through r/WitchesVsPatriarchy and pasted everything she liked into her article describing it as something involving a "witch" and this constitutes a journalism? Is this really how BuzzFeed editors want to live their lives?

Hasn't reposting Reddit drama always constituted the entirety of BuzzFeed's content?

 

[eDove]

1. no
2. no
3. no
4. no
5. no
6. had potential but it was wasted, so no
7. no
8. no
9. no
10. fake and gay
11. no
12. no
13. no
14. fake and gay
15. no
16. no
17. i thought male witches were called warlocks

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Just literally what? Wotan was considered feminine because he would occasionally use magic to bend things the way he wanted. It was not a positive on him, it was actually considered unmanly and underhanded. He also warned men about women in the Hávamál.

I think their point is that "witch" isn't an exclusively feminine term, which is isn't. There're male witches. The problem is that these obese women are sad LARPers who identify too closely with the media they consoom, mostly 'cause their fathers never said "I love you" to them.

Witch is gender-neutral. Warlock just means oath-breaker, hence why it's more detestable and not a positive term in the least.

I'm not a psued-wiccan/witch, I'm a biblical-theologian who's made an effot to research this stuff. I find this retardation so irritating and dangerous. Nowadays, we don't even bother to correct these behaviors in our young women. It's such pathetic mimicry, though. Witchcraft today is an aesthetic. You know these fatasses aren't seriously conducting spells, adhereing to their karmic bloopity-blah.

It's kind of like how Buddhism is a very disciplined religion that demands way more of its followers than they realize. Normies claim to be Buddhist all the time 'cause they see it more as a philosophy than a religion. It also, historically, did not want women partaking in because they were seen as too simple and destructive to contribute anything wortwhile.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

All of this is religion for white women.

Fifty years ago these women would have told everyone about how they go to Mass every day and would be some of the most sanctimonious women out there. They latch onto religion not because they're actually religious - if they were, they'd pick a religion that wasn't literally founded in the 1950's - but because they need to feel superior to someone else and religion, or this new religion, lets them do that.

 

[derpherp2]

Having an opinion on any of those posts implies I read them.

 

[Meth Kennedy]

Holy damn it I am not a feminist, what ever shall I do.