Source of your Username

[House Of Reeves]

One day in high school, my friend and I were discussing things that could be made worse if they could fly. We first thought of flying dicks, and after a while, one of us said flying tarantulas. That stuck in my mind for some reason, and I started using it because I know I would never forget it.

 

[José Mourinho]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alan_Pardew

 

[garbageraider]

Source of my username?
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/0/08/MQ-1_Predator_unmanned_aircraft.jpg

Oh, that's cool. I thought you were named after one of these: http://a-1combatjournal.com/ToC_files/Hooktitle.jpg

No, I wish I could have been a pilot, but I'm a four-eyes, which is an automatic disqualifier. Even with LASIK, the doctors are afraid that under high G-forces encountered during flight, that your vision will fail/be damaged. Which in combat, would result in me crashing and probably dying. So being a pilot was never an option for me.

 

[Axiom]

The word 'Axiom' is just a cool word.

It also happens to mean 'that which is unquestioned, self-evident, or requires no proof'. And it's also used in debate--an axiom is something you're assuming to be true purely for the consequences stemming from it. If you've ever had an argument or discussion that hinges on 'assuming X is true...', and going from there, that's an axiom. And it was the name of the giant spaceship in 'WALL-E', but that's just a bonus that came after I decided I liked the word.

But mostly it's really just a cool word.

 

[cahoots]

I chose my name randomly because who cares.

 

[HU 096]

My birthstone is a pearl. But I have no idea where the "spare" part came from, honestly.

 

[Male]

Male because I'm a dude

 

[Andrew Noel Schaefer]

WARNING! BY CLICKING SHOW SPOILER YOU AGREE TO NOT HOLD WOODY CHAN SUSCEPTIBLE FOR ANY MENTAL TRAUMAS. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

Spoiler

One day while Andy was masturbating, Woody got wood. He could no longer help himself! He watched as Andy stroked his juicy kawaii cock. He approached Andy which startled him and make him pee everywhere on the floor and on Woody too. Being drenched in his urine made him harder than ever! Woody: "Andy Senpai! I'm alive and I want to be INSIDE OF YOU." Andy: "Oh Woody Chan! I always knew you were alive! I want to stuff you up my kawaii ass!" Woody grabbed a bunch of flavored lube and rubbed it all over his head Woody: "Oh my! It's cherry flavored lube! Cherry is my favorite! Woody then stuffed his head up into Andy's tight ass! The other toys around the room watched intently as Woody shoved his head back and forth into Andy's nice ass, continuously making a squishy wet noise. The other toys also became aroused and they all gathered around Woody and Andy and started to urinate all over them, and then they started to masturbate. Andy: "Oh my goodness, Woody Chan! You are churning my insides up so well! Your nose is stimulating my prostate! OH YES! All the other toys became so aroused by this, that they could not help themselves anymore! They pushed Woody completely inside, and they all went inside. All of them wanted to be inside Andy's nice round ass. Andy: "No wait guys! My ass cannot hold this much! I'm getting so full! All the toys went inside of poor squirming Andy and pretty much, he was beyond full, and died from having his insides completely damaged. The mother came inside and found Andy, dead with a huge ass hemorrhage on his anus, with a HUGE belly full of toys.

 

[Obnoxion]

WARNING! BY CLICKING SHOW SPOILER YOU AGREE TO NOT HOLD WOODY CHAN SUSCEPTIBLE FOR ANY MENTAL TRAUMAS. THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING.

[Woody Gets Wood - the Short Story]

Spoiler

Woody is one creepy motherfucker.



As for my name: I'm just obnoxious. That's because I include too many details nobody cares about, and frequently use big words instead of keeping things simple. Kind of like Chris.

 

[maninthepicklesuit]

If you're on this forum, you obviously know who the Man in the Pickle Suit is. I had no idea when I joined this forum that the TRUE AND HONEST Man in the Pickle Suit was a member of the boards.

But anyhow, Christian is fascinating to me particularly during the Golden Age of Trolling because of the way that trolls constructed a reality for him. One could debate endlessly the extent to which the "constructed reality" was caused by Christian's own narcissism, gullibility, autism, and wishful thinking, as well as whether Christian stopped falling for trolls out of simple pattern recognition, a gradual coming-to-terms with reality, or an overall lack of drive. And there's also the larger question of whether Christian at the present continues to live within a "constructed reality," albeit one constructed by him and Barb rather than outside agents, in which he's the hapless victim of a massive conspiracy perpetrated by autistic-hating homosexual trolls.

So, I chose the Man in the Pickle Suit as my screen name because it's emblematic of the theme of Christian's malleable reality. It stretches credibility to think that a spiky-haired Guido or a fat Hawaiian surf shop owner are your nemeses, but believing that your problems were orchestrated by a man wearing a pickle costume? That stretches credibility, then breaks it, not unlike an unfortunate part of Christian's anatomy.

 

[Zenotwapal]

When I got my first DSphat I typed in a series of random letters and this came out. Zenotwapal has stuck since then.

People always call me Zeno though, because they don't bother typing out the entirety of my name. It's unique though, I do like my internet moniker.

 

[___]

because ___

 

[Male]

___

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

Like my avatar, it's based off the 'Removed kebab / tupac serbia' video, specifically the quote 'I DO NOT FEAR THE BOSNIAN WIZARD. I WILL NOT AFRAID'

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

My username comes from the concept of the philosophical zombie, a being that behaves exactly like a normal human, but has no conscious experience and is not sentient. I think it's particularly interesting because it shows you can only prove your own consciousness. For all you know, I could be one.

 

[VJ 343]

"Geo" Is short for "Geo" which is basically a brand I put on a lot of my art-business dealings (invoices for artwork commissioned are from Geo). It came from a throwaway joke from a few years ago, which I happened to like enough to use from then on.

 

[Watcher]

As for my name: I'm just obnoxious. That's because I include too many details nobody cares about, and frequently use big words instead of keeping things simple. Kind of like Chris.

I know Obno's Steam name: "Script Kitty" is a reference to how he doesn't think he's good at programming

 

[Morbid Boredom]

If I explained the source of my username, you'd be bored to death.

 

[Juggalo Jesus]

A friend from college told me a story of how he was at an anime convention, at a Pokemon tournament. He was hanging out with the people who had lost and were sitting around chilling. A white guy dressed like Jesus walked into the room, went around and started patting people on the shoulders, declaring that even if they lost, they are still winners. At that point, a big, black gay guy jumped up and declared, "THANK YOU, WHITE JESUS. BLACK JESUS AIN'T NEVER DONE SHIT FOR ME." After he told that story, we began saying that contextually whenever something good would happen. One day, a friend shows us a picture of a Faygo soda machine, so naturally, Juggalo Jesus came to be.

 

[Overcast]

Quite a few years ago, I used to play Spore. I attempted to make a scientific sounding name and called one of my creations "scorpatious" as it looked like a scorpion.

Later on, I decided to create a Youtube account so I could attempt to upload videos of my creations. I decided to use that name as my username but accidentally added an extra "t". And so "scorptatious" was born. Since then, I've used that as my username as I kinda liked it.