Source of your Username

[CatParty]

A friend from college told me a story of how he was at an anime convention, at a Pokemon tournament. He was hanging out with the people who had lost and were sitting around chilling. A white guy dressed like Jesus walked into the room, went around and started patting people on the shoulders, declaring that even if they lost, they are still winners. At that point, a big, black gay guy jumped up and declared, "THANK YOU, WHITE JESUS. BLACK JESUS AIN'T NEVER DONE SHIT FOR ME." After he told that story, we began saying that contextually whenever something good would happen. One day, a friend shows us a picture of a Faygo soda machine, so naturally, Juggalo Jesus came to be.

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[Cuck Norris]

ABL made a "next username is x" comment in the ethics thread. I made an account and wanted a name I didn't use elsewhere on the web. Initially I had planned to just make my post and keep lurking, but decided I like it here.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

One word (or name, I guess):

Tyce

 

[Educated Stupid]

Two words:
Time Cube.

 

[The Fair Lady]

I just jumbled a bunch of letters together and thought it sounded neat.

 

[Roger Rabbit]

An addiction to 80's movies, and a short amount of time to name myself.

 

[Cute Anime Girl]

I'm really bad at choosing usernames so I chose the first thing that popped up in my head.

 

[4Macie]

4 is a good number
Macie is a good name
Put them together and bam, 4macie was born.

That and I wanted to be able to say that everything is 4Macie. (for macie)

 

[Hawker Hurricane]

My username is based on the Hawker Hurricane airplane from World War II, which had a habit of having a lot of really interesting experimental stuff happen to it before the war's end, like strapping it to a catapult on a merchant ship to be used as a Disposable Dixie Cup with guns and wings to fight off Hitler's Planes, and having a jettisonable second wing strapped to it to see if they could/for the hell of it, so while it wasn't objectively the best plane of the war, it did get the privilege of doing all of this really neat lateral-thinking experimental stuff precisely because earlier models being as shit as they were by the later part of the war.

 

[Ronald Gaygun]

My name before this was Ronald Raygun. I got from a really shitposty Steam review of Portal 2, then one day a few months ago I was acting really gay in chat and Null changed it to "fag" and then "Ronald Gaygun".

 

[Gorse]

Goose + Horse = ???

 

[Van Darkholme]

Just a BOY♂NEXT♂DOOR

 

[exball]

My name before this was Ronald Raygun. I got from a really shitposty Steam review of Portal 2, then one day a few months ago I was acting really gay in chat and Null changed it to "fag" and then "Ronald Gaygun".

It was Gimpy first deviant.

 

[Germanicus]

Pretty much self explalatory.

 

[ASoulMan]

 

[Conrix]

Or, how XemnasXycdel names everyone.

 

[sm0t]

It's from the phrase "poke smot," as in smoke pot. Which I enjoy doing very much.

 

[Jacquetta]

I wanted a name I hadn't used elsewhere and I read a lot of historical fiction. I'd just finished hatereading Phillipa Gregory's The Lady of the Rivers right before I registered, and I took my username from Jacquetta of Luxembourg because I'm lazy.

 

[RetardBus]

Rock over London, Rock on Chicago. Wesley Willis, that's how I came up with my username.

 

[Abethedemon]

My name is Abe, and I'm a demon.