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Montenegro supremacist said:
Lil bro... nobody cares... you can confess your love to him instead of dumping all of your unresolved feelings on the shiwi
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I don't want to be Feralteen's boyfriend. What if we were having homo sex and he started seizing? What the fuck am I supposed to do then? What if it's oral and he ends up biting my dick and it falls off? See, that's already one reason why I don't want to be his boyfriend. And also, he's a fucking bitch and I'd hit him in the head with a book on how to learn music theory and hold him at gunpoint and force him to start reading it or get shot if he started ever venting to me about how he sucks at music. Actually, wait... would that even work? Feralteen would probably just let himself get shot. I don't want to never be able to game on my TV in fear something will heckin' flasherino at the same time Feraltard walks into the living room and he seizes and breaks his neck or whatever epileptics do and dies. And may I mention this faggot has a speech impediment? He said so in CyTube once, but I didn't bother to screencap it because it's a nothingburger. That'd make him more insufferable to be around. And also, he wouldn't bother with me, I'm not a YouTuber or a scarecrow, he wouldn't care about me.
There's your wall of text you won't read. since you're illiterate. I'm not going to go over this again, since I don't want to turn into a mini-lolcow.
 
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Sean Shemmy said:
I don't want to be Feralteen's boyfriend. What if we were having homo sex and he started seizing? What the fuck am I supposed to do then? What if it's oral and he ends up biting my dick and it falls off? See, that's already one reason why I don't want to be his boyfriend.
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THIS NIGGA GAY. AIN'T NO WAY SHEMMYCUCKS OUTING THEMSELVES LIKE THIS
 
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>I don't want to be Feralteen's boyfriend. What if we were having homo sex and he started seizing? What the fuck am I supposed to do then? What if it's oral and he ends up biting my dick and it falls off? See, that's already one reason why I don't want to be his boyfriend. And also, he's a fucking bitch and I'd hit him in the head with a book on how to learn music theory and hold him at gunpoint and force him to start reading it or get shot if he started ever venting to me about how he sucks at music. Actually, wait... would that even work? Feralteen would probably just let himself get shot. I don't want to never be able to game on my TV in fear something will heckin' flasherino at the same time Feraltard walks into the living room and he seizes and breaks his neck or whatever epileptics do and dies. And may I mention this faggot has a speech impediment? He said so in CyTube once, but I didn't bother to screencap it because it's a nothingburger. That'd make him more insufferable to be around. And also, he wouldn't bother with me, I'm not a YouTuber or a scarecrow, he wouldn't care about me.
There's your wall of text you won't read. since you're illiterate. I'm not going to go over this again, since I don't want to turn into a mini-lolcow.
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