Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Space Police]

1. Declaration of the death of sharty
2. Splintering
3. Spamming anti-frootist media
4. Soyvil wars
5. Attacking frootist administration

All this has happened, and FrQQt has too few fans to get a cult of personality like with Kuz. He will never sell the site because he's a nepo baby who can afford to keep it up and run it into the ground. The nusois just care about being the biggest namefags possible and gooning. It's Hiroyuki-tier negligence combined with Rapeape's selective enforcement, all in one person.

 

[Colon capital V]

@Null If you lock this thread, we are going to rape the Beauty Parlor. No hole will be left unfilled, everyone and everything will be fucking raped and loaded. Call it a mass pie attack with the amount of creampies when we are done with it. A tsunami of cocks will flood your website, and every hole will be filled to the brim with the thickest loads of semen you've seen. Zero succulent juicy femcel pussy will be untouched until they've been raped at least 10 times. We are going to tie you down Joshy Josh, and milk your fat moobs while you are forced watch this mass rape, unable to do anything. Everyone will be blacked, browned, and bleached in all possible ways. Especially you. You will weep witnissing your 12 year old empire crumble under a ocean of cum and penis. It will be like a greek tragedy my nigga.
You will be milked, your site will be raped, and we will succeed.
We are soyjak.party
We are 'jakkers
We do not forget
We do not forgive
Expect us

Add this to the 'pasta wikipage NOW!

 

[David Thoughie]

@Null Would you buy the sharty? If so, what would you do with it?

This is the most autistic question you could ever ask him bro

 

[Chudborean]

As part of the soybooru's continued decline into a /pol/ (also known as /coal/) imageboard, there was recently a vote passed on /soy/ which allowed for the old style amerimutt to be posted on the 'ru. I didn't think it was significant at the time so I didn't take a screenshot but the vote was approximately 75% in favor of allowing og amerimutt to be posted on the 'ru.
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>will randomly delete perfectly fine ias posts for whatever spergy reason the retards running that site thinks
>allows literal NAS to be posted instead

splintering wont fix anything, it would take someone buying the sharty, and doing a full-on janny purge and starting all over again. Someone who doesn't travel 24/7 lurking this thread instead of doing shit on his website, and not doing galaxy gas all day whatever the fuck he does. Someone who actually has the motivation and free time.
The sharty is something unique, you cant deviate from it. You have to fix the sharty, not start your own "jarty" or "farty" or "shemmy" or whatever "something-y" you wanna start. To fix the soysphere, you can only fix the sharty and its administration.

Trvth when a community splinters it loses cohesion and speeds up the death of said community rapidly.

 

[soy woah jaque]

splintering wont fix anything, it would take someone buying the sharty, and doing a full-on janny purge and starting all over again. Someone who doesn't travel 24/7 lurking this thread instead of doing shit on his website, and not doing galaxy gas all day whatever the fuck he does. Someone who actually has the motivation and free time.
The sharty is something unique, you cant deviate from it. You have to fix the sharty, not start your own "jarty" or "farty" or "shemmy" or whatever "something-y" you wanna start. To fix the soysphere, you can only fix the sharty and its administration.

The site is very unlikely to have any sort of renaissance or comeback at this point, the only thing frqqt had to do was maintain the site and let it grow on it's own, but the constant non-stop influx of janny gayops, 'cord gayops, forced drama and etc. for the sake of muh pph prevented the culture from evolving, alongside non-existent gatekeeping of course.

 

[Catter]

rotty rot @kuzburger @Creasman @nigger froot

 

[David Thoughie]

Page 1413 year 1413 fun fact

 

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unless soyteens wake up and do a full-on revolt against him, Froot relies on cult of personality and his "fans". This revolt means:
1. Declaration of the death of sharty
2. Splintering
3. Spamming anti-frootist media
4. Soyvil wars
5. Attacking frootist administration

I honestly feel like it's not Froot that is the problem, it's the current userbase. Froot can do whatever he wants to encourage the userbase to be more productive but it probably wont do much because the users of the sharty want their boring daily doxxes and raids alongside their bait hinting at their subconscious insecurity with their sexuality. Soyjakking is just the spice of their board to them. Maybe that's the culture Froot cultivated thoughhowevermaybeit.
There's definitely a few ways he could improve it: Uncuck the 'ru, let people post funny things that push the line slightly even if it may seem a bit out there ('cado and what not), and be an active admin.

 

[din du nuffin]

SUPER SAGE!
go down

 

[sozjak]

This is the most autistic question you could ever ask him bro

>Would you buy the sharty? If so, what would you do with it?

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

Uncuck the 'ru

the booru has always been autistic (see: italian-argentinian war) there's no changing that

 

[soy woah jaque]

there aren't that many sharty happenings nowadays and shitflinging was still common in 2023 shiwi except it's pedos like marmar instead of autists like @kuzburger @Creasman and @SpateHicks im not exactly sure why it turned into a cord though

The attention slvtting and constant discord pinging certainly wasn't present before

 

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TAKE THAT BACK MY HECKIN KIWIKARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

>15 ppd
we might unironically get to page 1500 by wednesday

 

[sozjak]

I honestly feel like it's not Froot that is the problem, it's the current userbase. Froot can do whatever he wants to encourage the userbase to be more productive but it probably wont do much because the users of the sharty want their boring daily doxxes and raids alongside their bait hinting at their subconscious insecurity with their sexuality. Soyjakking is just the spice of their board to them. Maybe that's the culture Froot cultivated thoughhowevermaybeit.
There's definitely a few ways he could improve it: Uncuck the 'ru, let people post funny things that push the line slightly even if it may seem a bit out there ('cado and what not), and be an active admin.

froot created that userbase and destroyed everything that Doll, the kway, Kuz and Soot left for him to fix.

 

[David Thoughie]

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TAKE THAT BACK MY HECKIN KIWIKARMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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fun fact: people who have sticker notifications turned on are ARYAN

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

>Remember when this thread was good and every page was worth reading?

 

[sozjak]

I guess the only good thing Froot did for the site was pph (implications of which are debated) and Media Pending Approval

 

[Nome]

fun fact: people who have sticker notifications turned on are ARYAN

I have them turned on. I need the dopamine. I'm addicted. Everytime I open up the tab and see 5 positive reacts it fuels me enough to post more on the site

 

[C L E O]

fun fact: people who have sticker notifications turned on are ARYAN

Mine wouldve been filled with the three shitskinteers doing Dumb and MATI on every reply/comment they disagreed with. (NOT proper kiwittequite)