Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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cranoppwel said:
Never got banned. I'm just a certified fakecel with better things going on than internet autism. I hate that I made this thread and that it's been seen millions of times.


Literally the only reason why I'm looking at this website. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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You should let @Colon capital V or @Chudborean or someone as autistic as them to rewrite it, dad.
 
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Doğu Perinçek said:
embedded 'p btw
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Creasman said:
>not really I was always a loner. Attention isn't for me but it tends to find me.
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hated it, you should have stayed threadbanned just for that trash.
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>"attention isnt for me"
>look at post history
>attentionwhoring
IF YOU LIKED THIS EPIC WOJACK GREENTEXT SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON AND FOLLOW ME ON JARTYBOOK FOR MORE AWESOME FUNNY WOJACK MEMES.
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cranoppwel said:
Never got banned. I'm just a certified fakecel with better things going on than internet autism. I hate that I made this thread and that it's been seen millions of times.


Literally the only reason why I'm looking at this website. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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Happening so gemmy it brought the op back from the dead.
pilesthebeaver said:
someone as autistic as them
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I do not have autism.
 
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rapecel said:
>ザワールド
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You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating shitskin brapzilian twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.
 
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Doğu Perinçek said:
You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating white man twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.
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Japanese are Turkic or something.
 
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Doğu Perinçek said:
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You will never be Japanese. You have no ancestry, you have no citizenship, you have no skills that would make Japan ever want you. You are a shut-in self-hating indian pajeet twisted by delusions of mythical Japanese superiority and exposure to Japanese media into a disgusting mockery of nature’s perfection.

All 'validation' you get from other people in this position couldn't be worse in making you believe that spending years of your life learning a globally useless language to a first-grader's level was a worthwhile use of your time, but one can't expect that an individual as pathetic as you will ever know the value of the youth you threw away in doing that.

Actual Japanese are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of linguistic evolution have allowed natives to identify frauds from mannerisms and vocabulary alone. Even if your written text of self-hatred and attention begging akin to a stray dog's somehow passes as normal (it won't), any Japanese person will immediately cut all ties when they hear the voice and accent of someone who is not only a basic Japanese speaker at best, but worth no more than garbage in skills, accomplishments, and likeability. You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile and laugh to yourself believing that watching a content creator that you understand 20% of at best is somehow superior than watching your own kind, as you project your disgusting traits onto your entire kind. However, deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight, and you know that. You know that all you do now is have an entirely new linguistic medium in which to be ignored, and not even the exotic trait of being foreign makes up for just how uninteresting of a person you are.
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@bwc person please dm me a high resolution image of your profile pic . i need it my screen doesnt zoom in enough, can you send me source for your profile pc? i need it for pls
 
cranoppwel said:
Never got banned. I'm just a certified fakecel with better things going on than internet autism. I hate that I made this thread and that it's been seen millions of times.


Literally the only reason why I'm looking at this website. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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you are like the soot of the shiwi
 
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cranoppwel said:
Never got banned. I'm just a certified fakecel with better things going on than internet autism. I hate that I made this thread and that it's been seen millions of times.


Literally the only reason why I'm looking at this website. Funniest shit I've ever seen.
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you are like the nigger of the lesotho
 
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