Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

I lost all my braincells reading it that I cannot figure out why someone would write allat. Part of me wants to ask for the thread to move to spergatory but like seeing the notification on it being updated is better.
The recent UTTP thread was written by a lolcow that was previously targeted by the UTTP and the Foodists (and who I convinced to DM me his address one time, lol). An older attempt at a UTTP thread was written by some ESL guy that never bothered to finish it. Definitely a cursed topic, hopefully someone feels like undertaking it and doing it right one of these days.
 
Questions because of DNB and because it's close to 1666 won't see this as I'm bored of shit posting on KF and ran out of questions that were dumb for QA.
1. From what I've heard, /qa/ was infamous for its raids against other boards, culminating in a raid against the moderators favorite board, /lgbt/. While the raid was unsuccessful, it triggered the moderators into deleting all the threads in /qa/ and permanently locking it. I'm a nusoi so take this with a grain of salt.
2. Marge...
4. Yes, it happened to Kuz.
5. Hard to say, you could argue on either side. Full userbase? 4chan wins through numbers. Even right now, with only a small set of 4chan immigrants coming to the sharty, you could say they're taking over our culture (even though they're not)
6. Soyjak Party
7. The Great Cuckset (4chan hack), The Great Soyset (/qa/ closure), or the Soypocalypse (sharty closure).
8. 'zellig WABAG
9. Q.
10. 4chan hasn't yet.
 
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The recent UTTP thread was written by a lolcow that was previously targeted by the UTTP and the Foodists (and who I convinced to DM me his address one time, lol). An older attempt at a UTTP thread was written by some ESL guy that never bothered to finish it. Definitely a cursed topic, hopefully someone feels like undertaking it and doing it right one of these days.
Honestly I don't feel like going over that group. UTTP was covered in the LARPER thread but later became a splinter cuz of sheningans. Documenting the UTTP is hard work and would require all your braincells at hand. Especially since most shit like (G+) are now defunct.

All I remember was GoFags sperging over UTTP like it was some internet police when in reality it was at its core a trolling community filled with larpers you shouldn't take seriously (And infighting commenced which led to the rants and bad user alerts which was funny because they got this crazy over NOTHING.) now became CSEM distributors in a splinter. Documenting UTTP is more autistic then the recent thread. I'm like certain you gotta be there to witness this.
 
Crossposting this from the Anisa Jomha thread to see what the Soyteens think of this. Is this a gem or coal?

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<nas soyjak of a literal who lolcow
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It's funny but it's far too complicated to be a reusable soyak. Brush sizes vary too much. Unnecessary amount of details. Hair should be a bit simpler. That's my thoughts on it at least. 'jaks should be as simple as possible
tickened and simplified lines a bit, fix it if you want, I actually have to get ready for work.
 

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That kinda looks like a mixture of a few Soys.

Okay my contribution to PPH is up. I have a headache hopefully y'all get to 1700 by next month.
 
I come to inform you that Red Flaming Panda got banned until the 25th.

>Hey Skiwis. it's Panda. I'm sorry to inform you all but I was banned again for encouraging sock accounting. Basically what had happen was a banned kiwi going by BBL tricked a micro lolcow, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox , real name Alex Hogendorp, into believe he was his friend and getting assess to his account. BBL would use this as an opportunity to troll a bunch of us following Alex into believing he was the retard himself. When BBL revealed himself, I called him based for his action. Null didn't like that very much and banned me for encouraging him into making a socks. Now before you lose your shit at Null, I do take the blame for encouraging a knew attention seeker for stealing a retards account and using it as a sock. Sorry for the incomitance, the ban will be lifted and I'll be back to continue my jaking shenanigans on the 25th. Keep on shitposting, skiwi's.
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Hope to see you again soon Panda. An honorary shiwigod lost to the ocean storm that is Null's clitty.
 
I come to inform you that Red Flaming Panda got banned until the 25th.

>Hey Skiwis. it's Panda. I'm sorry to inform you all but I was banned again for encouraging sock accounting. Basically what had happen was a banned kiwi going by BBL tricked a micro lolcow, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox , real name Alex Hogendorp, into believe he was his friend and getting assess to his account. BBL would use this as an opportunity to troll a bunch of us following Alex into believing he was the retard himself. When BBL revealed himself, I called him based for his action. Null didn't like that very much and banned me for encouraging him into making a socks. Now before you lose your shit at Null, I do take the blame for encouraging a knew attention seeker for stealing a retards account and using it as a sock. Sorry for the incomitance, the ban will be lifted and I'll be back to continue my jaking shenanigans on the 25th. Keep on shitposting, skiwi's.
Don't worry I encourage sock accounting and I don't get banned for that.
 
I come to inform you that Red Flaming Panda got banned until the 25th.

>Hey Skiwis. it's Panda. I'm sorry to inform you all but I was banned again for encouraging sock accounting. Basically what had happen was a banned kiwi going by BBL tricked a micro lolcow, @Lunar Eclipse Paradox , real name Alex Hogendorp, into believe he was his friend and getting assess to his account. BBL would use this as an opportunity to troll a bunch of us following Alex into believing he was the retard himself. When BBL revealed himself, I called him based for his action. Null didn't like that very much and banned me for encouraging him into making a socks. Now before you lose your shit at Null, I do take the blame for encouraging a knew attention seeker for stealing a retards account and using it as a sock. Sorry for the incomitance, the ban will be lifted and I'll be back to continue my jaking shenanigans on the 25th. Keep on shitposting, skiwi's.
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Just ban them again lol. They can't truly do any harm to the site as they can't spam cp anymore.
Making the entire user base go through a cia pat down each time they want to post is retarded no matter which way you spin it.
you're too paranoid lol, im glad a site has extra preventions to stop pedos from posting
 
you're too paranoid lol, im glad a site has extra preventions to stop pedos from posting
Okay but why do the developers need to datamine us further when there's already a very effective prevention in place (Media Pending Approval, practically destroyed 'p spam). Really from what I've seen integrity.wasm is built more for datamining rather than ban evasion
 
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