Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[Nome]

It's been 9 days since 4chan got nuked right? How many weeks did they say it was gonna take for them to get everything (servers, interface, site etc) back up again?

 

[Catter]

Who do I talk to to get my nushlog account unbanned. I was banned unrightfully for seemingly no reason.

You can email DOLL doll@goatse.email.

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

It's been 9 days since 4chan got nuked right? How many weeks did they say it was gonna take for them to get everything (servers, interface, site etc) back up again?

It takes time.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

It's been 9 days since 4chan got nuked right? How many weeks did they say it was gonna take for them to get everything (servers, interface, site etc) back up again?

They're so insanely incompetent it will probably take them a month before the website is fully functional again.

 

[sozjak]

Me. He is my informant and I pay him in Scooby Snacks to feed me information on the Soyjak Party administration.

I do this

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

You can email DOLL doll@goatse.email.

Last time I did it I regretted it, I will not email dolly.

 

[Nome]

Scooby Snacks

Where's the nuts nigga

 

[Redderp]

Who do I talk to to get my nushlog account unbanned. I was banned unrightfully for seemingly no reason.

They probably have some sort of email listed but it looks like they rangebanned Pennsylvania so I can't check.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

it looks like they rangebanned Pennsylvania so I can't check.

Schlogcacas...

 

[Azure05]

>5 pages of schlogpedo drama

 

[Nome]

It takes time.
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1st tweet in over 9 gorillion years btw. Best damage control ever

 

[Nathaniel Higgerson]

>how do i get unbanned


LEARN HOW TO BAN EVADE YOU DUMB NIGGER

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

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>how do i get unbanned

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LEARN HOW TO BAN EVADE YOU DUMB NIGGER

no fun

 

[Nathaniel Higgerson]

>no fun

 

[YOU'RE TAKING TOO LONG]

Where's the nuts nigga

Right here nigga

Spoiler: technically NSFW

 

[Redderp]

no fun

It is doe when you can craft up a new gimmick for every alt.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

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>no fun

I look like that but only partially

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

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[Hillel Hartmann]

It is doe when you can craft up a new gimmick for every alt.

I used to do this but I always got bored quickly and after the grandest gimmick (3 accounts and 1 other person involved) I quit.

 

[Watt_watt]

>mentioning lemon

What are his soyspehere accounts (not lemon)