Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Padre Morte said:
So Soydults (as none of you are teens anymore) how is that midlife crises of yours doing? Still doubling down on "Just baby" mentality to free yourself from responsibility over your own lives; or have you decided to trans/incel/accelerate max your way into an early grave? Thank goodness you are pursuing your goals in your own lives, seeking your happiness, or spreading your genes, instead of being mentally stunted millenials who constantly lash out at anything that isn't within your immediate circle of fellow mentally stunted millenials, trans/incel/acceleration maxed individuals. In a positive sense, think of all that money you are saving by not paying for therapy and medication, good on you! So valid! Keep on doing that, and please continue to triple and quadruple down on your path, as you approach your 30's, and 40's, because let's be realistic here, only a very small handful of you are making post 40. Please continue to be that loner loser who hasn't made any progress whatsoever as an individual, until the very day you die, so that you may rest in power with the rest of your lot; I'll make sure to slap a Cobson on your grave, along with your birthname.
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I''m actuly 3 yers old I m typing this on my moms iipad
 
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Padre Morte said:
So Soydults (as none of you are teens anymore) how is that midlife crises of yours doing? Still doubling down on "Just baby" mentality to free yourself from responsibility over your own lives; or have you decided to trans/incel/accelerate max your way into an early grave? Thank goodness you are pursuing your goals in your own lives, seeking your happiness, or spreading your genes, instead of being mentally stunted millenials who constantly lash out at anything that isn't within your immediate circle of fellow mentally stunted millenials, trans/incel/acceleration maxed individuals. In a positive sense, think of all that money you are saving by not paying for therapy and medication, good on you! So valid! Keep on doing that, and please continue to triple and quadruple down on your path, as you approach your 30's, and 40's, because let's be realistic here, only a very small handful of you are making post 40. Please continue to be that loner loser who hasn't made any progress whatsoever as an individual, until the very day you die, so that you may rest in power with the rest of your lot; I'll make sure to slap a Cobson on your grave, along with your birthname.
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im a froot alt kek i literally own the sharty and make millions off it
 
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HEY GUYS, MY NAME IS NULL AND IM THE MOST SELFISH FUCK TO EVER LIVE

ALL THAT FUN YOU'RE HAVING? THREAD LOCKED

ALL THOSE USERS YOU LIKE? BANNED

ALL THOSE USER YOU HATE? TOLERATED, NO, PROMOTED WITH HIGHLIGHTS EVEN

SNEEDFORO DEVELOPMENT PROGRESS? NO THANKS, I HAVE A HOT POCKET TO MUNCH ON

THOSE SPAM BOARDS I HAVE SET UP FOR SPAM USE? YOU'RE BANNED FROM USING

SHIT NOBODY IN HUMAN HISTORY EXCEPT ME CARES ABOUT? YEP, ITS GOING ON COMMUNITY HAPPENINGS

AM I GOING TO TAKE THE TIME TO UNDERSTAND SOYGODS? NOPE, IM GOING TO ASSUME THE LOCAL SCHLOG-USING CHILD GROOMER IS THEIR ORIGINAL ADMIN OR SOMETHING

USERS DON'T LIKE WHEN I REMOVE FEATURES? IM GONNA BE SELFISH AND XEETHE MY LITTLE CLITTY OFF ON THE MATI STREAM OVER IT

MELONS? ERM NO, JUST NO, WE DON'T DO THAT HERE

SOYGODS DO A FUNNY AND HACK 4CUCK? IM GONNA CELEBRATE IT BUT THEN GO BACK TO LITERALLY GENOCIDING THEM IN MY SUPER CLITTYCEL HOLOCAUST

WANT TO UPLOAD A GIF TO MY SHITTY SITE? ITS GONNA FAIL AND GIVE YOU AN ERROR AND THEN EMBED IT ANYWAYS WHEN YOU POST AND IM GOING TO REFUSE TO FIX IT
seriously, this is annoying and i keep running into it happening 2579 - arm blue_shirt fact glasses hand holding_object pepe pointing.webp[ANTI-NULL CLITTY LEAKAGE THUMBNAIL EMBED]
ALSO IM GOING TO PERMANENTLY KEEP THE LITTLE TRANIME BBC SLVT DANCING IN THE BOTTOM RIGHT CORNER SO WHEN I HAVE TO MODERATE THIS PLACE I CAN GOON TO IT.

OH AND ALL FOIDS GET SPECIAL TREATMENT ON THEIR OWN ISOLATED CONTAINMENT THREAD WITH THEIR OWN MODERATORS WHO WILL BAN EVERY MOID XEY SEE BECAUSE THEY'RE MISANDRIST CHUDETTES WHO SPEND ALL DAY GOONING TO FUJOSHI SLASH FICS AND HATING ON MEN

BTW SOYGODS CAN'T HAVE THIS TREATMENT BECAUSE DOING SO MAKES MY CLITTY LEAK


55969 - 2soyjaks angry animated laughing open_mouth spinning stubble thick_eyebrows variant:co...gif <-------- A VIDEO OF ME LAUGHING AT THE SOYTEENS I SUCKED UP INTO MY CLITTY CAGE AND TORTURE REGULARLY
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heya null, i just wanted to interject and tell you that this post is a joke! We understand that autistic individuals have a hard time with humor and wanted to just be inclusive and let you know that the statements made above are largely in jest! While there is a kernel of truth to what is said, we don't actually believe you're the most selfish fuck to ever live!
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