Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Cute Pie Senpai said:
Ev&doe Half of the sharty's userbase are MTF transgenders. Misogyny is an attack to every type of woman, Chuddiecel. I thought we stopped being transphobic since the froot era. You do realize that banning xx chromosome persons will result in a mass exodus of nusoitrannies because they can't prey on foids and FTM pooners anymore. Foids and FTM pooners make the majority of OCs nowaday btw. See the Soybooru.
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Nully @Null ban this guy please. I do not feel safe here.
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i would like to issue an apology, when i made these statements i was not in a clear headspace. i deeply regret writing these horrible things and will donate Null's gofundme to savetranskids.org
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Soyjak People said:
Delete /pol/
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This but for only for 4cuck’s (sharty /pol/ are gooder Saar)

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WOMEN ARE SMELLY!!! KEEEEEEEEEEK they ain't coming back after THAT ONE!Obsessed shallalalalallalalalalalalalalalaalallaalalallalalalalalallalalalalalalalalalalallalllalallalalalalalallalalalalalallalalalaalallalalalalalaalalala you're just mad cause I btfo'd you​

Yup pal. you're obsessed! Kek it's kino!​

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cranoppwel said:
I am making this thread to archive the goings on and history of the absolutely batshit website Soyjak.Party on a website that isn't the Soyjak Wiki. Over the next couple of days I will be gradually adding to this post based around my outline that can be seen here. If there is anything that you all believe has not been added and should be. Please Let me know and I will add it to my list.

What is a Soyjak Party?
Soyjak.Party, also referred to as The Sharty, is an eccentric image board website with an equally eccentric userbase primarily comprised of ex users of the now defunct* /qa/ Soyjaks Question and Answer Board on 4chan. The site has become known as a nuisance within various circles by being tards, raiding Twitch streamers playing Jackbox games in an attempt to get them banned, stealing gets, raiding 4chan, notably /lgbt/ and /po/, other altchans, and basically anyone they think would be funny to raid. As the website's name implies, the bulk of the traffic on the website is in relation to Soyjaks and "Soy Culture." The site has and has had numerous boards, however /soy/ is the most active board on the website. Despite only being founded on September 19th 2020, the website has a very extensive history which is reminiscent of early 4chan and 8chan.
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Soy Culture, or Sharty Culture, is lots of things, much like most forums and imageboards, The Sharty has its own quirks. however unlike most other websites, The Sharty has a metric fuck tonne of unique ticks that make it what it is.

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Soy Speak
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"I can barely understand more than half of these posts. We should adopt their coal dust m' chudly tactic of speaking in riddles to protect ourselves."
-Null
Soy Speak is the rather noticeable way that Soyteens use to communicate. It acts as a shibboleth (a dog whistle if you're retarded) for them. And it may seem rather daunting to understand to any outsider, however it really isn't. here's a basic introduction to the current state of Soy Speak.

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' is used to shorten words down in a similar manner as it is traditionally used in English, Dutch, and in Afrikaans. E.g 'fraid (afraid), Runnin' (running) ,'n (een). However, the apostrophe in Soy Speak it does not conjoin words like in English. It is often attached to words haphazardly on the syllable. E.g 'teen (Soyteen), 'jak (Soyjak), 'lig, only really found in "'lig on the 'log", 'zellig (ongezellig), 'log (catalogue).

Gem and Coal :
Gem, gemmy, diamond, gemerald, etc. and coal, coaly, dust, brimstone, etc. are respectively Soy Speak's versions of based and cringe, good and bad, yin and yang, you get the point.

Keyed:
Shibbolethic synonym for gem and its variations.

IAS and NAS:
IAS stands for Is a Soyjak and NAS stands for Not a Soyjak.

Soyteen:
A compound of Soy and Teen. A Soyjak poster; usually on The Sharty.

Chud:
Synonym for Soyteen. Used on the site in the stead of anonymous.
For a complete history consult the chart below.
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Jakker:
Synonym for Soyteen

Bumo:
A synonym for Bump. It likely stems from a mistyping of the word Bump. Purposeful usage of the word grew in popularity during the time of the "if this zellig stays up for 30 days kuz adds the zellig banner. if not zellig is permanently banned from /soy/" thread.

Upzellig:
Synonym of bump. Only used by Ongezellig fans. Compound of Up and the Dutch word Gezellig.

4cuck:
Synonym for 4chan


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Ongezellig / 'Zellig
Ongezellig, or 'zellig in Soy Speak, is an indie animation pilot by the Dutch YouTuber Studio Massa / Massagraf (lit. mass grave in English) centred around Maya and her two adopted sisters Coco and Mymy. While relatively mundane the pilot has become essentially enshrined as a part of Soyjak.Party culture. Some 'teens say that it's the dustiest coal known to man, some say it's the shiniest gemerald ever made, and many lie in-between not giving a shit. Ongezellig first gained popularity on /qa/ after it was shilled to hell and back. And while the exact genesis point of where the connection between /qa/ culture and Ongezellig began is likely nigh indeterminable. I would like to posit a theory regarding it. That theory being the a Dutch autist who I knew single handedly spammed it into popularity (a theory that is weirdly echoed on the soyjak wiki). During the time Ongezellig was gaining popularity on /qa/, the English speaking community around Massadonië (The community around Studio Massa) was incredibly small (it still is). And they were (and are) mostly /co/ adjacent posters assuming they're 4chan types. Making it far less likely that one of the international users was responsible for the spam. Prior to all of this the server was one of the worst (or best depending on how based you are) Dutch language Discord servers in regards to being edgy. An ex member from that time period who I used to talk with had claimed a few times that he was responsible for making it popular. Whether you buy into this theory is up to you. I believe it has merit (mainly because it's my own damn theory), but I'm also just some random autistic guy on the internet talking about another random even more autistic guy on the internet.
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On October 10th 2022, Kuz created a poll on his then very small Telegram channel asking the people who followed it whether or not he should look into purchasing Ongezellig from Massagraf. As of the time of writing nothing has come out of this poll, Ongezellig has been finished and put on hold, and the question of whether or not it's going to happen is still brought up on /q/ from time to time.
Note 1:
The janitors and many Dutch members of Massadonie really do not like /qa/ and Soyjak.Party posters.
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ew, sharty peopleI SCREENSHOTTED IT FAROUK! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

Note 2:
The page for Ongezellig is the most visited page on the Soyjak Wiki as of the time of writing. This is due in part to the fact that it is the first thing that pops up when you look up Ongezellig online.


Raiding
Raiding has been a major aspect of /qa/ and Soyjak.Party culture since before /qa/ was shut down. It initially started with people fucking with /lgbt/ on a minor scale to fucking with basically everyone and especially 4chan. Even this thread has been "raided" (like 5 guys being tards). there are many kinds of raids are being or have been done. ranging from average get steals on various chan sites including the obvious, to raiding twitch streamers playing jackbox with image scripts and naughty words.

Stolen Gets

For those who are unfamilar with image board culture, gets are posts which have post numbers which are deemed as special; Usually repeating digits or post numbers that are mile stones like the millionth post (basically always just repeating digits). The Sharty has stolen many gets over the years. Many from 4chan, and a few other less documented gets from other sites. The most notable would be the /s4s/'s #10000000 get on the 21 November 2021. This get actually got the janitor have a total shit fit completely nuking the thread and banning many people involved. This Post also (unfortunately or fortunately) cemented the Soyjak variant Cobson as an official part of Sharty Culture.




Other notable stolen gets include the /vst/ #999999 and #1000000 gets, the /p/ #3999999 and #4000000 gets, and the /lgbt/ #25000000 get. There are many more documented ones on the Soyjak Wiki (archive), and I implore you to take a look at the rest of their ill gotten gains.




Board and Site Wipes

Jakbox Raids
The popularity of these raids has waxed and waned over time, but every wave was essentially the same. The typical strategy was to

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Notable People:
Soot
"Keep on jakkin' Soyteens"
Soot was the founder and owner of Soyjak.Party until 16 July 2022.

Yuri Mikhailovich Kuznetsov/ Kuz / Temuçin
"I think that Kiwifarms is more mentally ill than this site will ever be."

Important Note
This biography is short and recounts information that Kuz has provided about himself or was allowed to be on his websites without being taken down. This information may be incorrect or false and is being presented as fact for the sake of brevity. At a later date I will make a thread dedicated to Kuz himself. Said thread will essentially be an expanded form of this biography that goes into exactly why this biography may be inaccurate. Documentation on Kuz is sparse, contradictory, and convoluted. I am making my best effort to create something coherent for this thread.

Importanter Note
His favourite Touhou character is Hong Meiling.

Early Life and Internet Beginnings.
Yuri Mikhailovich(?) Kuznetsov, also known as Kuz, was born on 30 June 1988, to a Chinese or Mongolian immigrant mother, and a Russian father, in Bologoye, Omsk, Russia. His father, Mikhail (Anatoli?) Kuznetsov, worked for/operated a farm in which Kuz worked on until age 16. Where he met his first wife. At age 14 he got his first computer and began learning English and how to code. On 14 March 2005 Kuz made his first major mark on the internet with the creation of a Russian deep web textboard called 9channels8birds. A website that was also known as 9ch, 9ch8br, and most commonly 9channel. Initially the site was made as a joke and had no domain, just a port on Kuz's IP. But about a year later it was moved onto TOR, and eventually brought onto the clearnet. A few days after its creation, Kuz created the first bulletin board, Apiru, or /a/ and later /ap/. The board acted mostly as a file sharing board for a variety of things, notably pornography and pirated software. By April of 2005 the site reached a user base of a few hundred daily users. And Kuz officially changed the named from 9channels8birds to simply 9channel. He also added a new discussion board, Arguments, which took /a/ from Apiru. Later in April it briefly shut down as the site had maxed out Kuz's internet line. Two months later, the site came back up. Sometime in December 2005, Kuz founded KolymaNET as a parent company for 9channel. And on 12 January 2006 a second developer and administrator, Roman V. Semyonovich AKA DCPDEV, was brought on. with his help the KolymaBBS, a set of bulletin boards which 9channel was a part of, was created. And in late 2006 9channel's first image board was created.
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soy woah jaque said:
How do I get this?
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Soyjak People said:
Pay 20 dollars to @Lowtax to join his shitty forum then betray him after public opinion on him starts souring.
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No thats wrong, you have to personally dox yourself to Null. By giving him pictures of your face and every nook and cranny of your body alongside identifiable and verifiable personal information to confirm if you are personally connected with a lolcow or how the Rekieta legal SNCA goes.
I'm half joking doebeit, but yes that is the actual answer. You have to dox yourself to Nully null because that is how far people are willing to go to verify SNCA.
 
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