Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[NuII's Clitty💦]

What does all of that have to do with soyjaks? Isn't the point to make fun of soyboys?
This is a self-own.

 

[Dr. Arinsu]

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[Shroot]

New task: You must find Null's cheese or his clitty will leak and ban you

>I am going to ban you and lock the Shiwi if you don't find my cheese

Spoiler: Search Null's house

You enter his house to find bottles of Diet Coke everywhere. As you traverse the Diet Coke infested hallways you see several doors

Spoiler: Go into his bedroom

As you enter his bedroom, you see his computer open. He was in the middle of his podcast but left to get coffee. You see Discord open with a group chat called "my ekittens" containing Lidl Drip and Crunklord420. There is no cheese here

Spoiler: Go inside bathroom

You enter the bathroom and see nothing out of the ordinary. You lift the toilet lid and see Useful_Mistake and Troonbonista but not a single slice of cheese

Spoiler: Go into the basement

As you descend into the basement you smell a foul stench very reminiscent of cheese. You have found the cheese

Spoiler: Search his clitty

You check his clitty. It is moist and leaking but there are no signs of any cheese thanks to Jews stealing his foreskin

Spoiler: Nigger option

Nigger

 

[jimbo.]

New task: You must find Null's cheese or his clitty will leak and ban you
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>I am going to ban you and lock the Shiwi if you don't find my cheese

Spoiler: Search Null's house

You enter his house to find bottles of Diet Coke everywhere. As you traverse the Diet Coke infested hallways you see several doors

Spoiler: Go into his bedroom

As you enter his bedroom, you see his computer open. He was in the middle of his podcast but left to get coffee. You see Discord open with a group chat called "my ekittens" containing Lidl Drip and Crunklord420. There is no cheese here

Spoiler: Go inside bathroom

You enter the bathroom and see nothing out of the ordinary. You lift the toilet lid and see Useful_Mistake and Troonbonista but not a single slice of cheese

Spoiler: Go into the basement

As you descend into the basement you smell a foul stench very reminiscent of cheese. You have found the cheese
View attachment 7605012

Spoiler: Search his clitty

You check his clitty. It is moist and leaking but there are no signs of any cheese thanks to Jews stealing his foreskin

Spoiler: Nigger option

Nigger

i found it in 5 seconds do i get a reward

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

New task: You must find Null's cheese or his clitty will leak and ban you
View attachment 7604979
>I am going to ban you and lock the Shiwi if you don't find my cheese

Spoiler: Search Null's house

You enter his house to find bottles of Diet Coke everywhere. As you traverse the Diet Coke infested hallways you see several doors

Spoiler: Go into his bedroom

As you enter his bedroom, you see his computer open. He was in the middle of his podcast but left to get coffee. You see Discord open with a group chat called "my ekittens" containing Lidl Drip and Crunklord420. There is no cheese here

Spoiler: Go inside bathroom

You enter the bathroom and see nothing out of the ordinary. You lift the toilet lid and see Useful_Mistake and Troonbonista but not a single slice of cheese

Spoiler: Go into the basement

As you descend into the basement you smell a foul stench very reminiscent of cheese. You have found the cheese
View attachment 7605012

Spoiler: Search his clitty

You check his clitty. It is moist and leaking but there are no signs of any cheese thanks to Jews stealing his foreskin

Spoiler: Nigger option

Nigger

oh my YHWH this is just like my 2021 soot era oldfag slowburn adventure threads on snarky.snappy

 

[Ihasingbibisea1988]

New task: You must find Null's cheese or his clitty will leak and ban you
View attachment 7604979
>I am going to ban you and lock the Shiwi if you don't find my cheese

Spoiler: Search Null's house

You enter his house to find bottles of Diet Coke everywhere. As you traverse the Diet Coke infested hallways you see several doors

Spoiler: Go into his bedroom

As you enter his bedroom, you see his computer open. He was in the middle of his podcast but left to get coffee. You see Discord open with a group chat called "my ekittens" containing Lidl Drip and Crunklord420. There is no cheese here

Spoiler: Go inside bathroom

You enter the bathroom and see nothing out of the ordinary. You lift the toilet lid and see Useful_Mistake and Troonbonista but not a single slice of cheese

Spoiler: Go into the basement

As you descend into the basement you smell a foul stench very reminiscent of cheese. You have found the cheese
View attachment 7605012

Spoiler: Search his clitty

You check his clitty. It is moist and leaking but there are no signs of any cheese thanks to Jews stealing his foreskin

Spoiler: Nigger option

Nigger

I found it immediately shroot do gooder or null is gonna ban you IRL while your sleeping with a shotgun

Looks pretty good, but I'd remove the mustache if I were ever to use it. Far too thick for something like a soyboy, it should have the same appearance as his chin and neck stubble.

I didn't make it doe

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

Subooru

how is subaru a part of the soysphere

 

[Tread Miller]

So how exposed is the Farty now to normies

Instagram meme accounts have been reposting soyjaks, getting a decent amount of views/likes:

L/A

Spoiler: Full video

L/A


L/A

There are a few account that mostly repost gems, such as this account with over 86 thousand followers:

L/A

 

[Turkey Beef]

Sharty Sexyman Of The Day #0080​

Sir Daniel Fortesque (MediEvil Franchise, 1998 )​

List Of Archetypes​

• Alternative Fashion
• Burton
• Distinctive Voice
• Eye Imagery
• Himbo
• Officially Recognized
• Pathetic
• Retro
• Fine Wine
• Skeleton
• Tall
• Thin
• Well-Dressed

 

[Kerr Avon]

You enter the bathroom and see nothing out of the ordinary. You lift the toilet lid and see Useful_Mistake and Troonbonista but not a single slice of cheese

 

[din du nuffin]

Instagram meme accounts have been reposting soyjaks, getting a decent amount of views/likes:

I'm probably late to this, but if you're aware of CobsonTALKS then you may also know his Tiktok account. One of his more recent videos reached over 500k likes with over 100k favorites.



L/A

Spoiler: the video (TRANIME WARNING)

CobsonTALKS also managed to gain around 37K followers at the time of this post.


L/A

Its more than likely that many shittok normies managed to find this site thanks to this one video but I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

 

[C L E O]

I'm probably late to this, but if you're aware of CobsonTALKS then you may also know his Tiktok account. One of his more recent videos reached over 500k likes with over 100k favorites.

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L/A

Spoiler: the video (TRANIME WARNING)

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CobsonTALKS also managed to gain around 37K followers at the time of this post.
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L/A

Its more than likely that many shittok normies managed to find this site thanks to this one video but I'm surprised it didn't happen sooner.

GenalphaDEITIES.............

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

Instagram meme accounts have been reposting soyjaks, getting a decent amount of views/likes:
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L/A

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Spoiler: Full video

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L/A

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L/A

There are a few account that mostly repost gems, such as this account with over 86 thousand followers:
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L/A

>Instagram meme accounts have been reposting soyjaks, getting a decent amount of views/likes:
it's time...

 

[Tread Miller]

I'm probably late to this, but if you're aware of CobsonTALKS then you may also know his Tiktok account. One of his more recent videos reached over 500k likes with over 100k favorites.

It's somewhat surreal to see the original quality version, since I saw this reposted on so many "soyjak" Instagram accounts (and some meme accounts as well)

 

[Doğu Perinçek]

It's somewhat surreal to see the original quality version, since I saw this reposted on so many "soyjak" Instagram accounts (and some meme accounts as well)

we need to rape cobsontalks

 

[Coco Schoppenboer]

There are Indians watching and posting in this thread right now.

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

>Instagram meme accounts have been reposting soyjaks, getting a decent amount of views/likes:
it's time...

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exactly what i was thinking kek

 

[Cute Pie Senpai]

@everyone.... timeout.
Can we set some ground rules on bbc editting real quick?
Can we not edit SISA pictures? Ts looks like goonsloop instead of Prime BBC ridicule content.
Turn xer into a man, turn xer into a soyjak, make xer ugly.
Look if you need Prime BBC ridicule content see below:


Thanks for listening boys~! <3

Thanks for listening boys~! <3

 

[soy woah jaque]

Rose tinted BBCs

 

[soprianoschizoposter]

marge is fligu a time traveler?