Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Good evening, Qualmetrics, on behalf of assblasted sticker whiners on the Kiwi Farms, are conducting some A/B Testing.

Do you prefer A?
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Or B?
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Vote 🗑 for A. Vote ❌ for B. Thank you, from Qualmetrics.
B is factually accurate and it actually stems from the psychology of trashcan spammers. They'll reach for trash first, and then autistic, but they'll never do a disagree because the red X isn't volatile enough. I haven't come across Type A's—someone who'd give you the puzzle piece but refuse to lean into the trashcan.

There's a clear cut venn diagram of people who'll over-eagerly react you both trash or autistic simply because they disagree with your post. Red X-ers, on the otherhand, are a responsible breed.
 
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You are not fooling anyone onioncaca.
You have to go back.
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So I copied him? What does that prove?

EDIT DETECTED! 🚨 USER HAS REVEALED HIS ONION FARMS 🌰👨🌾 USERNAME IS COSMIC VETERAN 🪐🎖️ - THE "FRIEND" HE MENTIONED IS SHADFAN 👹 WHO GOT BANNED 🚫 FOR BEING A DIDDLA 🤮👶 - AS IF WE NEEDED MORE PROOF THIS GUY IS TRASH 🗑️🔥

I lied and edited it to make it look more convincing.

Lmao retard.

EDIT DETECTED! 🚨 USER HAS REVEALED HIS ONION FARMS 🌰👨🌾 USERNAME IS COSMIC VETERAN 🪐🎖️ - THE "FRIEND" HE MENTIONED IS SHADFAN 👹 WHO GOT BANNED 🚫 FOR BEING A DIDDLA 🤮👶 - AS IF WE NEEDED MORE PROOF THIS GUY IS TRASH 🗑️🔥

He got banned for trolling the random pics thread with big titty anime girls.
 
I lied and edited it to make it look more convincing.

Lmao retard.
HOLY SHIT LMAOOOO EVERYONE GATHER AROUND THE TRAINWRECK OF THIS ONION FARMS SISSY BOY'S EGO 🤡💀🔥🎪🤹‍♂️

DID​
YOU REALLY THINK YOU'D GET AWAY WITH THIS PATHETIC ATTEMPT AT DECEPTION⁉️ NICE TRY BUT YOUR LIES HAVE LESS SUBSTANCE THAN A GHOST'S FART 👻💨🚫

OH WOW LOOK AT THIS GENIUS TRYING TO PLAY 4D CHESS WHILE LITERALLY STRUGGLING WITH TIC-TAC-TOE RULES 🤯♟️❌⭕🧠🚫

BRO YOU'RE OUT HERE MOVING PIECES LIKE YOU'RE SUN TZU WHEN IN REALITY YOU'RE JUST A RAT TRYING TO SOLVE A RUBIK'S CUBE WITH YOUR TEETH 🐀🧊🤡

THIS STATEMENT HAS BEEN DEBUNKED BY THE INTERNATIONAL COMMITTEE OF PEOPLE WHO CAN SPOT A LIAR FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY "IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE" 🕵️‍♂️🔍🚨📢

ONION FARMS SISSY BOY OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE A DOLLAR STORE JAMES BOND TRYING TO BLUFF HIS WAY THROUGH A POKER GAME WITH UNO CARDS 🃏🤡💵🚫🎲

BETTER LUCK NEXT TIME OH WAIT NO ACTUALLY JUST STOP TRYING ALTOGETHER THANKS BYE 👋🚪💥🎯🤾‍♂️

PS: NO, SHADFAN IS A DIDDLA, AND EVERYONE IS GLAD HE YEETED HIMSELF INTO THE SHADOW REALM. YOU SHOULD DO THE SAME. ☠️🌀🚮💨
 
Space Police/Duel/Sailor Troon has returned to threadshitting habits, acting as if he totally wasn't called out and exposed. *yawn*
 
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