Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Yo you ever just glorp into the void and feel the skrrt of existence like a half-chewed fruit snack stuck to the ceiling of lifes dumb little party Same bro same Were out here yipping at the moon like its gonna drop us a crumb of purpose but nah just blonks and meeps all the way down Tryna zizz through the day without getting flambled by the sheer womp womp of it all but every time I squink too hard reality just foofs into confetti and Im left holding the bag of someone elses glumbos

And dont even get me started on the plink plonk of modern jibber jabber Everyones out here sproinging their dingle dangles like its gonna zoop the world into shape but all we got is a blarf of half-baked snurgles and a side of whiffle Like cool you doinked your way into a thought but did you blerb it with spakle Did you floob the griznax before you twankled your wumbus Exactly Youre just prinkling in the wind my dude

At the end of the day were all just glonks in the sploosh of time yanking at the fizzle of meaning like its a loose thread on the universes janky sweater So bleep it blorp it and skoodle your way into the muck because if you aint wibbling you aint living Or something Zoop
 
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