Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

OMGOMGOMG IT’S INTERNATIONAL AVOCADDO DAYYY!!!~ I CAN’T EVEN— MY LIL’ GUAC HEART IS SO FULL RN!!! squishy squish I JUST WANNA SMUSH ALL THE CREAMY GREENY GOODNESS INTO MY FACEHOLE AND SCREECH LIKE A BLENDER FULL OF HAPPINESS!!!

DADDY AVOCADO PLZ GIB ME UR THICKY NUTRIENT-RICH HEALTHY FATS!!! I WANNA SPOON U OUT LIKE A LIL’ FRUITY TREASURE AND SLOB U ALL OVER MY TOASTIE-WOASTIE!!! YUSSS CARB-ON-CARB CRIME!!! WORTH IT!!!

EVERY PIT IS A SURPRISE BABEY!!! PLANT IT!! WATER IT!! WATCH IT GROW INTO A BIG STRONG TREE THAT FEEDS GENERATIONS!!! SOBBING— NATURE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL!!!

AVOCADDO SQUAD ASSEMBLE!!! LET’S DIP!! LET’S SPREAD!! LET’S MASH OUR WAY INTO CULINARY VALHALLA!!! SKOL!!! TOAST TRIBUNAL HAS SPOKEN!!!

HAPPY AVOCADDO DAYYY MY LIL’ GUACAMOLE GREMLINS!!! NOW GO FORTH AND OBEY THE CREAMY GREEN DREAM!!! UWU!!! NYA~!!!

 

[David Thoughie]

i dont like this thread

 

[C L E O]

I stated an easily verifiable fact without absolving anyone and your clitty made a wet spot.
This is the effect of BBC deficiency.

 

[rapecel]

 

[dcss]

@Warrior-Z @grok is this true

 

[ChudJack009]

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what an interesting return, its nice to know that the local cartel has returned you to your humble home. Did anything interesting happen while you were their captive?

 

[rapecel]

what an interesting return, its nice to know that the local cartel has returned you to your humble home. Did anything interesting happen while you were their captive?

didnt have internet

 

[LongForgotten]

digimon is Cooler
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Digimon is full of giant titties and ass, only furry gooners like that. Pokemon on the other hand is wholesome fun for the whole family

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

.party domain was the main reason for the site getting constantly dropped and downtime last year. It's unlikely it'll ever make a comeback.

nigga can't even find a good registrar

 

[Bucephalus]

Digimon is full of giant titties and ass, only furry gooners like that

Is it really?

Fuck, man, I thought it was just cool monsters with guns and missile launchers strapped to them. Coomers really are a blight.

 

[LongForgotten]

Is it really?

About 1/3 of the mons are

 

[Colon capital V]

>Faggot mutt crying over a dead hag kike

YUP, even more proof that Huskies are the worst dog breed that only exist as fucktoys for furries.

 

[C L E O]

nigga can't even find a good registrar

.party domain may never come back because of its permanently vantablack nuclear waste toxin reputation, which is how affyfaggots were so easily able to get hosts to drop the site so last year. The site finally stopped getting dropped once it became "soyjak.st".

Just let it go bruh ... .party is over

Trashcan emoji. I'm the next Greasman!

 

[Chudborean]

.party domain was the main reason for the site getting constantly dropped and downtime last year. It's unlikely it'll ever make a comeback.

Its actually because froot took a hit of galaxy gas before leaving and forgot to give quote the .party domain.

 

[Sooty Soot]

i dont like this thread

I don't think many of the people who've been here since 2024 do either
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[Tread Miller]

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3 piplup and a male frillish

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shiny latias

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mew

No

Ask again.

you aint the @greasman lil vrochachinx, no one else can replicate la greasetura like @greasman

 

[NuII's Clitty💦]

This is a gemerald
I'm making a note, it says "HWABAG"
It's hard to overstate my satisfaction
FAVCI SCIENCE
We 'jak what we must, because we geg
For the good of all the 'teens
Except the ones that use 'cord

But it's nonsense leaking over every brimstone
You just keep on tracing 'til your whole day is gone
And the soyboys get 'jakked,
And you'll make jannies ACK
For the soyteens who are still obsessed

 

[Nathaniel Higgerson]

>Faggot mutt crying over a dead hag kike

YUP, even more proof that Huskies are the worst dog breed that only exist as fucktoys for furries.

 

[Colon capital V]

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Still a trvke btw, Shitskies are loud as fuck and make for terrible pets to have around, let alone as guard dogs.

>This is what furkikes want to hear as they're raping a shitsky to death.

 

[Anonymous Against Foodism]

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philosemitism in the big 2025