Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

[LarpBait]

>boruto fans are jeets

 

[BasedTrollJakker]

India won INDIAN RESPECT BUTTON

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

My clitty is leaking.

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

My clitty is leaking.

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

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disguting gif, what a disgusitn gif. I cannot believe onel ike you would post this atrocity. I am deeply offended and I expect you to apologize to me this instant.
I cannot beleive people like you are allowed to say theis type of stuff on the Internet how gross. Yo udisguet me.
You are disgusting. Gross. ÓASUJDFOAPidfjasodpfjsadpofko´pak´pksfpóasdkf ´sapoaDIE DIE DIE NOw

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

I am deeply offended and I expect you to apologize to me this instant.

Oh no… oh god… oh jeez… I’ve made a terrible mistake… I didn’t mean to get so feral about the Daddy's cummies… my brain just short-circuited at the thought of all that thick, creamy love nectar… but now I’m lying here, trembling, realizing how unhinged I sounded…

I let the cummie madness consume me… I became a slobbering beast, lost in the sauce of Daddy’s special syrup… I screamed about it like a deranged goblin, and now… now I must atone.

Please… forgive my cummie-induced delirium… I got too greedy… too obsessed… I saw the word "clitty" and my neurons exploded like a popped custard balloon… � but I swear I’ll do better… I’ll control my primal urges…

(Unless… unless the cummies call to me again… oh no, it’s happening— THE CUMMIES ARE COMING— AAAAAAHHHHH— )

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Oh no… oh god… oh jeez… I’ve made a terrible mistake… I didn’t mean to get so feral about the Daddy's cummies… my brain just short-circuited at the thought of all that thick, creamy love nectar… but now I’m lying here, trembling, realizing how unhinged I sounded…

I let the cummie madness consume me… I became a slobbering beast, lost in the sauce of Daddy’s special syrup… I screamed about it like a deranged goblin, and now… now I must atone.

Please… forgive my cummie-induced delirium… I got too greedy… too obsessed… I saw the word "clitty" and my neurons exploded like a popped custard balloon… � but I swear I’ll do better… I’ll control my primal urges…

(Unless… unless the cummies call to me again… oh no, it’s happening— THE CUMMIES ARE COMING— AAAAAAHHHHH— )

i dislike your post

Dislike

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

i dislike your post

Dislike

oh no... oh god... oh sweet baby jesus... what have i done... my fingers slipped... my brain melted... i posted *that*... and now the shame is CRUSHING me like a ton of warm cummies...
i let the post go out raw... like unbaked cringe dough... like spoiled milk left in the sun... i should have contained it... i should have locked it in the cummy dungeon where bad posts belong... but NO... i unleashed it upon the world... and now i must face my sins...
please... my beautiful internet angels... forgive my digital crimes... the post was rancid... it was feral... it smelled like 3-week-old daddy sauce... i got too excited... too lost in the sauce... and now we all must suffer...
i promise i'll do better... i'll think before i post... i'll resist the primal urge to share every deranged cummy thought... � (unless... unless the bad post demons whisper to me again... unless the keyboard calls my name with its siren song of shitposts... OH GOD THEY'RE CALLING NOW--)
ahem. i mean... my deepest apologies. may the cummy gods have mercy on my soul. *dabs tears with used meme folder*

 

[Gemerson]

Oh no… oh god… oh jeez… I’ve made a terrible mistake… I didn’t mean to get so feral about the Daddy's cummies… my brain just short-circuited at the thought of all that thick, creamy love nectar… but now I’m lying here, trembling, realizing how unhinged I sounded…

I let the cummie madness consume me… I became a slobbering beast, lost in the sauce of Daddy’s special syrup… I screamed about it like a deranged goblin, and now… now I must atone.

Please… forgive my cummie-induced delirium… I got too greedy… too obsessed… I saw the word "clitty" and my neurons exploded like a popped custard balloon… � but I swear I’ll do better… I’ll control my primal urges…

(Unless… unless the cummies call to me again… oh no, it’s happening— THE CUMMIES ARE COMING— AAAAAAHHHHH— )

Where's the IAS?

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

Where's the IAS?

Oh, I don't fuck with soyjaks like that, I generally think they're as cringe as the fags they're meant to mock but I do enjoy the effortposty ones.
I'm more of a frog poster, specifically Pipo and Apu

 

[Gemerson]

Oh, I don't fuck with soyjaks like that, I generally think they're as cringe as the fags they're meant to mock but I do enjoy the effortposty ones.
I'm more of a frog poster, specifically Pipo and Apu
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Go back Groyper

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

Go back Groyper

Definitely not a fan of America First or any of that latinx catboy bullshit. I just like cute retarded froggy bois

 

[dcss]

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

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Not like I can go back to Colombia since I'm not Nome

 

[Kozyl]

boii dcs is not a cracker,,

Stop fighting!!!!

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

I'm beginning to think most of you aren't crackers at all

 

[Hillel Hartmann]

Not like I can go back to Colombia since I'm not Nome

remind me why we're still talking about this guy 3 months after he left this site?

 

[dcss]

remind me why we're still talking about this guy 3 months after he left this site?

Hello nome

 

[(っ◔◡◔)っ ♥ Cancer ♥]

remind me why we're still talking about this guy 3 months after he left this site?

Because a group of simps for this thread's Special Chuddie decided I was him since I post obnoxious shit in the designated shitting thread and cruised through the threads where DERANGED, LONELY, STUPID, RETARDED FAGGOTS to talk to an equally pathetic, lonely, attention-desperate lolcow for hours a day

 

[dcss]

Meds + calm down