Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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This sounds more like a 12 year old boy than someone doing a tranny voice. Indicative of the average age of soyjak posters. I hope he's at least self aware enough to not ever mention this shit at school because I can't imagine the bullying he'd endure otherwise. Although for all I know soyposting might be what all the cool kids are doing these days so idk.
 
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Samir Al Hajeed said:
This sounds more like a 12 year old boy than someone doing a tranny voice. Indicative of the average age of soyjak posters. I hope he's at least self aware enough to not ever mention this shit at school because I can't imagine the bullying he'd endure otherwise. Although for all I know soyposting might be what all the cool kids are doing these days so idk.
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Born too early to explore space
Born in just the right time to mine epic diamonds like it's Minecraft
 
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This is probably the thread with the youngest average account age by post. And it's the most plagued one I've seen in ages. Great work with the OP and I hope it stays open because this website will definitely producing more lulz. Whether that's the inevitable milk from the collapse of a batshit altchan or a steady stream of funny content that floats above the Soyteen chafe, I can't say.

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Another example of a dumb raid. Of all the boards, why target /qst/?

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I don't know what to make of this, just as I don't know what to make of the site as a whole.
 
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Mudkipcorn said:
This is probably the thread with the youngest average account age by post. And it's the most plagued one I've seen in ages. Great work with the OP and I hope it stays open because this website will definitely producing more lulz. Whether that's the inevitable milk from the collapse of a batshit altchan or a steady stream of funny content that floats above the Soyteen chafe, I can't say.

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Another example of a dumb raid. Of all the boards, why target /qst/?

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I don't know what to make of this, just as I don't know what to make of the site as a whole.
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There was a time during early February where I visited this site daily for an entire week. The more I tried to discern of the site and it’s culture, the further alienated I felt. I also feel like the majority of these posts aren’t made by humans, but rather by those bots that would make nonsensical blog posts on WordPress sites from 10+ years ago
 
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Looney Troons said:
There was a time during early February where I visited this site daily for an entire week. The more I tried to discern of the site and it’s culture, the further alienated I felt. I also feel like the majority of these posts aren’t made by humans, but rather by those bots that would make nonsensical blog posts on WordPress sites from 10+ years ago
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Same as me, except that I came in December during "brimstone winter". I wish the site could be like it was during that time.

What makes the sharty special for me is the fun schizoid nature of it that I haven't been able to find anywhere else. I have been using 4chud on and off for a few years now, and shitty reddit crap before that when I was quite underage, and it never quite hit the spot till I found the sharty this winter.
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A truly blessed site, amen.
 
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Fauci's Strongest Soldier said:
Some messages like the ones relating to guro are true and i won't deny it, but most of the really outlandish ones like my dog licking my cum, mentioning whenever i jerk off and all of my comical sexual exploits were sort of made up/exaggerated to embarass myself in front of other people because i get off to that.
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unironically, seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you? and why are you so open about that? you couldn't waterboard a statement like that from me
 
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>>Okay, this has gotten out of hand, i have to address this and i don't care that I'm basically outing myself here. I'm zuken. I'm not going to try and defend myself here because i did fuck with the sharty and as much as i want to think otherwise, i was a discord invader.

>>If you really want to know the context behind these screenshots, then here. Some messages like the ones relating to guro are true and i won't deny it, but most of the really outlandish ones like my dog licking my cum, mentioning whenever i jerk off and all of my comical sexual exploits were sort of made up/exaggerated to embarass myself in front of other people because i get off to that. So yeah, i guess i did dig my own grave by doing that but that's basically the entire point behind most of these messages. I would also do this in my own server with my own members to an even worse extent because i knew i wouldn't get banned for it (seeing as i'm the owner) like i would in krazed's server and as you probably see in the server archives my own members would berate me and call me a weirdo a lot, yeah i got off to that. I also got off to the sharty dox threads on me.

>>Seeing as i've already exposed myself here i might as well write another text wall before i inevitably get dogpiled on. Regarding latinxborea, the server itself was one of the first hubs for incredible gassy memes for my friends and we never really thought of bringing it to the sharty, like at all. We mainly kept to ourselves. But then around november some people were posting about incredible gassy on the sharty and we decided to join in and it just kinda spiraled beyond my control, next thing i know people like togglebott and other notable spva commenters were joining my server and it kinda just became a sharty centric server solely because of the people who were joining.

>>Again, you are free to try and dox me, but i have washed my hands of this completely. I'm honestly kind of weirded out because my friends have been showing me threads that have nothing to do with me (i haven't touched the sharty since i deactivated latinxgoyslopgunner3) with replies sperging out about me, and i honestly just hope i don't reach goth status of sharty boogieman because i just want all of this to end as quickly as possible. Been trying to fix just about every aspect of myself lately. So there, that's all you're going to get from me. Just had to pop in because these screenshots are particularly bad and i feel like adding context would be necessary. Also i hate writing textwalls and blogposts but seeing as this is kiwifarms i might as well.

>>Also would like to clarify i am not an irl pedophile or zoophile of any kind, for starters i do talk about 'p and saving 'p a lot but these are mostly attempts to be edgy and i have never saved any anyway as i have 0 knowledge on computer security and the cops would be at my house in minutes if i ever did. Just clarifying since some of these screenshots mention 'p a lot and it definitely looks bad to the average person, but then again sharty users are not the average person and think about cp, bbcs and bald men with glasses all day so i think my behavior is par for the course, really. I'm also heavily against it as you probably see in my server archives, i'm just saying this because some faggot is inevitably going to try and spin this into "HE IS LE PEDOPHILE DOX HIM AND KILL HIM"

>>The messages about my dogs i especially regret. I'm not going to try and act all sappy and le wholesum about animals but to put it simply i would never hurt them, my mindset when writing that message was "how do i make this situation about myself" (after mentioning i sleep with my dogs) then proceeded to say something so retarded that you would be hard-pressed to find people who wouldn't lambast the shit out of me for it (because, again, i get off to this). For future purposes you should probably keep this in mind for every other screenshot of a retarded thing i said.
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Game master arino said:
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>Okay, this has gotten out of hand, i have to address this and i don't care that I'm basically outing myself here. I'm zuken. I'm not going to try and defend myself here because i did fuck with the sharty and as much as i want to think otherwise, i was a discord invader.

>If you really want to know the context behind these screenshots, then here. Some messages like the ones relating to guro are true and i won't deny it, but most of the really outlandish ones like my dog licking my cum, mentioning whenever i jerk off and all of my comical sexual exploits were sort of made up/exaggerated to embarass myself in front of other people because i get off to that. So yeah, i guess i did dig my own grave by doing that but that's basically the entire point behind most of these messages. I would also do this in my own server with my own members to an even worse extent because i knew i wouldn't get banned for it (seeing as i'm the owner) like i would in krazed's server and as you probably see in the server archives my own members would berate me and call me a weirdo a lot, yeah i got off to that. I also got off to the sharty dox threads on me.

>Seeing as i've already exposed myself here i might as well write another text wall before i inevitably get dogpiled on. Regarding latinxborea, the server itself was one of the first hubs for incredible gassy memes for my friends and we never really thought of bringing it to the sharty, like at all. We mainly kept to ourselves. But then around november some people were posting about incredible gassy on the sharty and we decided to join in and it just kinda spiraled beyond my control, next thing i know people like togglebott and other notable spva commenters were joining my server and it kinda just became a sharty centric server solely because of the people who were joining.

>Again, you are free to try and dox me, but i have washed my hands of this completely. I'm honestly kind of weirded out because my friends have been showing me threads that have nothing to do with me (i haven't touched the sharty since i deactivated latinxgoyslopgunner3) with replies sperging out about me, and i honestly just hope i don't reach goth status of sharty boogieman because i just want all of this to end as quickly as possible. Been trying to fix just about every aspect of myself lately. So there, that's all you're going to get from me. Just had to pop in because these screenshots are particularly bad and i feel like adding context would be necessary. Also i hate writing textwalls and blogposts but seeing as this is kiwifarms i might as well.

>Also would like to clarify i am not an irl pedophile or zoophile of any kind, for starters i do talk about 'p and saving 'p a lot but these are mostly attempts to be edgy and i have never saved any anyway as i have 0 knowledge on computer security and the cops would be at my house in minutes if i ever did. Just clarifying since some of these screenshots mention 'p a lot and it definitely looks bad to the average person, but then again sharty users are not the average person and think about cp, bbcs and bald men with glasses all day so i think my behavior is par for the course, really. I'm also heavily against it as you probably see in my server archives, i'm just saying this because some faggot is inevitably going to try and spin this into "HE IS LE PEDOPHILE DOX HIM AND KILL HIM"

>The messages about my dogs i especially regret. I'm not going to try and act all sappy and le wholesum about animals but to put it simply i would never hurt them, my mindset when writing that message was "how do i make this situation about myself" (after mentioning i sleep with my dogs) then proceeded to say something so retarded that you would be hard-pressed to find people who wouldn't lambast the shit out of me for it (because, again, i get off to this). For future purposes you should probably keep this in mind for every other screenshot of a retarded thing i said.
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RENAME THIS THREAD TO /hap/ - happening thread
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sprokebloke said:
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pic bellow not related, but even if it is not related can anyone tell me why 'roge is more hated by the jannies than 'mt?
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kuz really hates it for some reason, in general he is very defensive of pepe spammers wich is honestly one of the things i like the least about him. before rules got a bit more strict about it, pepe was almost a symbol of off-site invaders trying to derail threads, so pepe is VERY hated in the 'sharty, except by kuz who still likes the reddit frog (as 'teens call him)
 
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cobsongemmy said:
kuz really hates it for some reason, in general he is very defensive of pepe spammers wich is honestly one of the things i like the least about him. before rules got a bit more strict about it, pepe was almost a symbol of off-site invaders trying to derail threads, so pepe is VERY hated in the 'sharty, except by kuz who still likes the reddit frog (as 'teens call him)
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Didn't he just make a global message a few days ago that said posting it would result in a 3 day ban?
 
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