Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT make a 'farty, 'ki, and 'ru frontend so i can view all of them without doing muh captcha on muh real IP
Just buy a new router and place it in a hut in the middle of nowhere. Then get gold, metal and all the other minerals to create your own 16bit gpu (free from fed spyware,) afterwards create the other components and start coding your own OS. This operating system would be different Linux because it doesn't have 50mb of proprietary code that has cia datamining. Then do the process all over again until you have 10 different huts which shall act as your vpns. Afterwards you will connect through all of them and browse the sharty. I hope this helps.
 
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If the soysphere as we know it is coming to an end, its best to document everything that went wrong and why it happened, so communities of the future can learn from the party's mistakes.
I think one thing we can universally agree on is to just simply avoid discord at all costs. Even if you're a youtuber or something, it's best to just stay away from discord and those who use it.
This reminds me of a theory about how the sharty and the general soyosphere became brimstone that's been marinating in my mind for a while now. Warning, I am about to spew some wordswordswords, so scroll to the bottom of this post for the TLDR if you're an ADHD-riddled zoomerGOD.
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A lot of soyteens like to blame the general coalification of the sharty on one event. I've seen soyteens blame it on The Great Purchase, or on some soyjak related video getting popular in Xitter (examples include the Germany video and that one coaly redditbob video that Hypertranny made), or on Goongate. IMO, the decline of the sharty was a slowburn event marked by various catalysts that accelerated the decline, such as the aforementioned Great Purchase, the beginnings of twittertrannies finding about the sharty in late 2022, Trihard and Foodist faggots infiltrating the sharty through taking over Jackbox Raiding (which also started in late 2022), and much more. However, if I was forced to say one event that started or caused the decline of the sharty, it would be the fall of /qa/.
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I know that people are going to oppose this take that I have and spew wordswordswords about how the fall of /qa/ was good and that it made soy culture more flexible and free from the influence of 4cuck jannies o algo, but let me ask you this: was soyjak.party ever supposed to be the main site for posting soyjaks? No it wasn't, it was meant to be a gimmick website for soyposters to funpost on when it was created, and the fall of /qa/ made soyjak.party the main internet space for soyjaks, for which it and Soot was not prepared for. First of all, most of /qa/ and not all of the soyposters of /qa/ didn't even migrate to the sharty, they just stayed in 4cuck. Second of all, /qa/ was infamous for having various discords dedicated to conducting gayops on the board, and when /qa/ fell, can you guess where at least some of these 'cordtroons went? You guessed it, soyjak.party. I am aware that discord activites existed on the sharty before the Great Soyset, but I feel that they started to amplify after the fall of /qa/.
>You stupid fucking chud, where are the peer-reviewed, snopes fact-checked sources?
The dancing swede 'p video was made in early 2022. Spadesonposting also started to gain traction in early 2022. Soylita was made in December 27th, 2021, and it plagued the sharty until Froot banned it almost 2 years later. Soyvil War 2 started in early 2022, and it involved discord gayops, most prominently on the Kuzist side. It is important to note that this war started the abominable practices of admin bootlicking and coordinated 'p spam (before the war, 'p was mostly posted randomly), meaning that this war is possibly the most destructive war in sharty history in terms of long term consequences. The first truly brimstone 'jak, Dogjak, was posted on April 2022 on Soybooru. Now how are all of these events (along with some others) related with the fall of /qa/? If /qa/ never fell, then these phenomena would've had an additional outlet to occur on, relieving some pressure on the sharty. Also, perhaps /qa/ never falling would prevent soyjak.party from being discovered by twittertrannies since those twittertrannies could instead go on /qa/? I admit that I'm skeptical of the latter theory myself, but /qa/ was an integral part of the soy community, and its loss left a hole that the sharty was simply unable to adequately fill.
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Personally I think Soot should've shut down the sharty permanently and say that it was due to him needing to focus on his personal life. I'm sure most of the posters would understand, and while there'll be a few stragglers that derail Soot as the Antichrist and make their shitty splinter, I believe that they won't have made much of an impact anyways. In this alternate timeline, soyjaks could die an honorable death between late 2022 and early 2024 imo, instead of the current situation that we are in. Of course, there's a chance that in this alternate history, on splinter reaches and surpasses the sharty, becoming a major imageboard and attracting the attention of twittertrannies just like what happened OTL. Even without the hindsight of Kuz being a pedophile, Soot of all people should've known how much of a drama magnet and liar Kuz is. Alas, Soot had too much hope for the sharty, and look where it led us soyteens. The roal to Niggerhell is paved with gemmy intentions, after all.
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TLDR: The fall of /qa/ put too much pressure on Soot and the sharty for him to bear, leading him to give it to Kuz and dooming the sharty into becoming brimstone.
Shorter TLDR: /qa/ lost (/lgbt/ also lost by default due to being trannies).

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P.S: I'm not an oldfag (I arrived at the sharty in the 20th of April, 2023), so take my theory with a grain of salt. This post was made with a mixture of browsing Soyjak Wiki, my rememberance of a few oldfag testimonies that I read back in the 'arty, and my own metanalysis of events. If you are a 2021 or older oldfag, then maybe you could give some insight and posit alternative theories about the decline of the sharty.
 
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P.S: I'm not an oldfag (I arrived at the sharty in the 20th of April, 2023), so take my theory with a grain of salt. This post was made with a mixture of browsing Soyjak Wiki, my rememberance of a few oldfag testimonies that I read back in the 'arty, and my own metanalysis of events. If you are a 2021 or older oldfag, then maybe you could give some insight and posit alternative theories about the decline of the sharty.
You didn't say anything wrong. Also, there were theories at the time of the great purchase that kuz was a cp spammer. The main idea was basically this. Cp is legal in Russia and kuz wants to buy the site. Therefore he will just spam it with cp forcing soot's hand into selling it.
 
Personally I think Soot should've shut down the sharty permanently and say that it was due to him needing to focus on his personal life.
The worst formatted trvthnvke to be posted on the kiwi/kway/ award:winner:

Incomprehensible woahjack speak aside, I really do believe that Soot should have killed the sharty himself and let it die a good memory. Soot's sharty about a month before the sell-out was on a rapid state of decline due to neglect and really never recovered sense. It would have been nice to see him put the nail in the coffin himself and maybe leave up a memorial page akin to Shrekchan. Much of soy culture would have eventually passed on as the 'teens splintered off (likely back to 4chan) and could have taken their autistic soyjak culture with them. Then, at least, the joke of "making fun of soyboys" could have been preserved a little longer as it integrated into something bigger. It likely would have been more creative too due to the lack of discorders forcing coal and a greater set of targets generally for people on the internet.

We almost got a different ending to the sharty during the splinter wars era when Max was keeping the servers over Doll's head, but that saga ended in the coal of the century with froot reviving it to be his little playground. I wished the site ended there as well with the final post just being "Soor" with a treejak being posted, a fitting end for the sharty IMO. I'm sure most people would have migrated to a splinter, but even during that time there were still people posting soyjaks and soyjak edits. The splinters could have developed their own cultures, had light-hearted flame wars, and spawned their own subculture, but we didn't get that.

Instead we got zoosadists like @nigger froot taking the site for a joy ride by making it into a discord circle jerk that he wishes he could coal up with NAS baby monkey torture and dead images of children.
 
You didn't say anything wrong. Also, there were theories at the time of the great purchase that kuz was a cp spammer. The main idea was basically this. Cp is legal in Russia and kuz wants to buy the site. Therefore he will just spam it with cp forcing soot's hand into selling it.
To be frank this just puts even more holes in the whole "Carter" theory froot and doll have been raving about.
 
P.S: I'm not an oldfag (I arrived at the sharty in the 20th of April, 2023), so take my theory with a grain of salt. This post was made with a mixture of browsing Soyjak Wiki, my rememberance of a few oldfag testimonies that I read back in the 'arty, and my own metanalysis of events. If you are a 2021 or older oldfag, then maybe you could give some insight and posit alternative theories about the decline of the sharty.
I think you're right, once Kuz bought the site, even if things did slightly improve at first after he bought it (filtering BBC was OK, 5 board plan wasn't a terrible idea), things did definitely worsen over the time he was admin.

Soy culture probably would have died in a more honorable way as well. No absolute brimstone like slopjaks

I can't remember when the OG SPVA thew in the towel, i think it was near the start of the Kuz era. First renamed the channel to /qa/ video archive, then deleted it iirc. In hindsight that wasn't bad timing, it was when coal such as Spadeson edits was becoming a lot more common, and i think he refused to upload things like that.
 
it was made in an art thread from early this year that was traced off of Mametchi from tamagotchi
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One of the creators of fnf has that mametchi shit as xer PFP, xhe goons to 'p btw and so does phantom arcade, artist for fnf. I guess the FNF Pedo Nigger has infiltrated both the jarty and shemmy
No absolute brimstone like slopjaks
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You're just pissy that soyjaks have evolved so far that they are now able to atomically perfectly represent your real life form. You cope by calling them "brimstone" with much awareness knowing that they're the digital embodiments of yourself. You are a slopjak, yet you cant accept that. Instead, you project all of your real life pedophilic autogynephilic gender-dysphoric transgender zoophilic swarthy indian turkish slovenian slovakian albanian african vantablack arachnidic stinky filthy dirty disgusting subhumanic T50 eyed soylent-consuming porn addicted onto people on the internet. Everything you insult people with is a pathetic obvious projection of every negative aspect about your abysmal personality and life. You are the crossbred orgy mutant of a cockroach, a fly, a maggot, a spider, a tarantula, a black widow spider, an ibred vantablack shitskinned antifa transgender pedophile subhuman with T50 eyes and "it's" even more inbred subhuman vantablack shitskin transgender pedophile antifa leftist MTF mother who will never be a woman. Its absolutely surprising how nobody has tried to spray you with bug spray, its probably because you never go outside, eliminating all human interaction, with most of your human interaction being with other brown shitskin indian transgender pedophiles on the jarty or whichever pedocord you use. You will never be white and you will never be a real woman.
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>P.S: I'm not an oldfag (I arrived at the sharty in the 20th of April, 2023), so take my theory with a grain of salt. This post was made with a mixture of browsing Soyjak Wiki, my rememberance of a few oldfag testimonies that I read back in the 'arty, and my own metanalysis of events. If you are a 2021 or older oldfag, then maybe you could give some insight and posit alternative theories about the decline of the sharty.

Geg what a coincidence I also joined the sharty on april 2023 (except I joined slightly earlier than the 20th)
Remember that klekitranny who used to namefag on /incel/ when the board still existed? Apparently xer IP is 104.193.135.112. There was also this time in July 2023 where someone bought a US air force soldiers (the air force soldier is dead btw, RIP or someburgers) harddrive, which contained a bunch of desktop wallpaper backgrounds, GIFs and other 4cuck culture stuff from as earliest 2009 till latest 2014. I still have the files from the thread btw although the thread is unfortunately not on archive.marge.moe
 
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