Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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The fuck did I just see

Did they ban meds or something in whatever shitskin shithole the author of this lives in
Idk but the author is definitely white. This is a slopjak, they are much more extreme versions of soyjaks. Slopjaks have another variant called dumbnigs. Dumbnigs (as you can see in my pfp, my pfp is of a dumbnig) focus on being purely absurd, so far there are a total of 27 dumbnigs.
 
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its DISCORD COAL
It is. Funny you bring it up immediately when this variant is mentioned.
They actually did this exact thing in October last year when they tried forcing shoejak.
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They tried forcing it on the booru and the wiki but then dropped the act and just switched to regular spamming.

So I think that their MO is, among many other things, making bad variants on purpose and then spamming them to no end. You'll notice that they always self-bump their lennon threads and create fake engagement. They are even spamming /nate/ with it which is the last resort when forcing a variant.
 
The wiki is having another moment.
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I do agree doe, Lennonjak is brimstone and WNBAG.
A few things has happened since this comment. There was apparently an edit war over this article https://soyjakwiki.net/Gigachad-Lennonjak_War and both BrentonTarrant and ArticleFactChecker were tempbanned. ArticleFactChecker was even mad at a 'iki janny on his talk page.

In other news, the /soy/ board was shrunk to get rid of spam because too many people were commenting trying to get the GET.
Neither faction won BTW
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New shit-tier GET just dropped
Or maybe I'm looking at the wrong place and there was another GET elsewhere who knows?
 
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we heckin need a second great purge and soytial law. since jannies can see post history they can ban offsiter niggers forcing their coal and will implement coal police 2 o algo, doesnt matter if the site has 2 pph we cant let these niggers win
but this is after froot gets deposed which will never happen
SOOOOOOOOT COUP FROOT AND IMPLEMENT A DEMOCRATIC JANNY COUNCIL NAOWWWWW
 
porn addicts are a main subset of Chans. Even alt chans like this are not immune
Even in soyjakking boards though? Imagine mocking soyboys for basing their life on consooming and being hedonist cucks who won't reproduce, and then turning around to consoom porn and jerk off to some character that isn't even real.
 
Even in soyjakking boards though? Imagine mocking soyboys for basing their life on consooming and being hedonist cucks who won't reproduce, and then turning around to consoom porn and jerk off to some character that isn't even real.
It’s the honest to god truth and you know it. Otherwise Soylita and ongezellig being the Chan mascots would’ve never happened. ongezellig at this point has become board culture and that’s near impossible to change. The anon nature of Chans means this double standard can exist without consequence. You need an extremely autistic mod team who shames this sort of stuff from day 1. Kiwi Farms is the closest to that standard but thirst posting is a real issue at times even here
 
Even in soyjakking boards though? Imagine mocking soyboys for basing their life on consooming and being hedonist cucks who won't reproduce, and then turning around to consoom porn and jerk off to some character that isn't even real.
That’s the thing, soyjak culture hasn’t been mainly about mocking soyboys for a while now, it’s now about ragebait countrywarring posts, obsessing over literal who namefags, obsessing over former imageboard admins, forcing the trendy new indie game or show to become le hecking sharty kulchur, self inserting as a based A10 Hyperborean muscular chud, gooning to cartoon women, gooning to TND and DNB, doxxing literal whos just because of some gay Xitter drama, and mocking untermenschen like soyboys, trannies, 4cuckers, and the like.
It’s the honest to god truth and you know it. Otherwise Soylita and ongezellig being the Chan mascots would’ve never happened. ongezellig at this point has become board culture and that’s near impossible to change. The anon nature of Chans means this double standard can exist without consequence. You need an extremely autistic mod team who shames this sort of stuff from day 1. Kiwi Farms is the closest to that standard but thirst posting is a real issue at times even here
Meds now, Soylita and ‘zellig were never sharty mascots. Soytan was the first mascot, followed by Swedejak and Classic Soyjak. Also, rulecucking an imageboard like it’s a forum isn’t the best idea. The reason why 4cuck had 10 good years while the sharty only had like 1-2 good years is because back then, the internet was less degenerate (it was still pretty degen, but there was definitely less groomed minors back then than now), and had a higher average IQ than now. This meant that even the dregs of the internet (which is what imageboards are mainly composed of) still made good quality posts (perhaps it is even the eccentricity of 4cuck users that made 4cuck good for so long). Fast forward 15 years, and English imageboard culture has now become a degenerate shell of its former self. There can still be good imageboards under this environment, but they get coally a lot faster due to them getting popular with offsiters desperate to escape the even more coally website that they inhabit.
 
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>everything is le cord or le coal or however my dad took my ability to enjoy anything when he raped me
>umm actually I’m cool for essentially doing the opposite of what you do and im le better than you… because I just am, okay?!

>what do you mean im a frognigger??? let people enjoy thi—AAAACKKKK!!!
 
rulecucking an imageboard like it’s a forum isn’t the best idea.
Is that really true though? You yourself just indicated most people on the internet are now degenerates. Having a libertarian kind of rule-enforcement, like the jarty and soygem for example, leads to... well jarty and soygem.
 
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