Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/

You should probably point out how the website had a huge pedo problem for a while
Shit was fucking insane
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Now this is trolling.
'p: Shorthand for cp. You will often see posters shorten words in this manner where they cut off many letters and replace them with an apostrophe. I don't know the origin of this. But common examples include: soyjak -> 'jak, sharty -> 'arty, Cobson ->'son, Stonetoss -> 'toss, Nicacado Avocado -> 'cado.
I think this one stems from a forced /ck/ meme where people would post about Chicago-style deep dish pizza & insist 'za was the local jargon. A lot of Sharty memes are based in layers upon layers of pretending to be retarded in this way.
 
Feel free to put any of this in the OP

A couple of interesting lolcows exclusive to soyjak.party that aren't well known here:

Kris Kane: former NYPD officer who went insane and trooned out. known for his insane and autistic obsession with BBC breeding and cuckoldry. he was doxed at one point by the Sharty and we found lots of info on his life but 'eens went too hard and he deleted everything non-porn related. Kris and edits of his insane images are often featured on the sharty
Details here: https://soyjak.wiki/Kris_Kane
Edits here (yes there is a booru dedicated to soyjaks): https://booru.soy/post/list/kris_kane/1




Alleged Pedophile user of the sharty that livestreamed his fail suicide via ratchet strap: https://soyjak.wiki/UB3R

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Some other interesting facts:

Due to Kuz being Russian there is often autistic retard fights between chuds about the Ukraine war. the Polish imageboard Wilchan has wiped the 'log on the sharty with scat spam several times because they perceive the site as being pro-Russian

The sharty is (was, everyone is rangebanned on 4cuck now pretty much) also known for raids against 4chan and other imageboards, notable raids include wiping the 'log of /hm/ by spamming jaks recently, raids on /lgbt/ and stealing the 1000000 get on /s4s/. The hardest boards to raid (most autistic jannies) are /a/ and /jp/, and the easist are /v/ and /pol/ https://soyjak.wiki/Raids

Special mention to the "Did Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?" threads and it's variants, which are known to get a massive number of retards to take the bait on /pol/ and waste their time in a troll thread. https://soyjak.wiki/4chan_Trolling_Tactics

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The lead janny of /s4s/ had an autistic meltdown after the 1 million get was stolen by a jakposter, in general soyjak.party users hate the 4chan moderators for their awful policies in regard to moderation and for the unjustified destruction of /qa/ (former home of jakking). There was a rogue 4chan mod that leaked moderation secrets on the sharty at one point and 'teens have the doxxes of several 4chan jannies. 'Teens have found that 4chan "oldfags" are the easiest users on 4cuck to troll, so they will often target oldfag nostalgia threads with spam and mock 4chan's mascot yotsuba, which enrages oldfags. There is an ongoing campaign to insert 'jaks into oldfag screencaps and revise history/piss off oldfags/spread stealth jaks

The old owner of the sharty attempted to colonize other imageboards: https://soyjak.wiki/Operation_Janitor_Soy-takeover

Some of the main enemies of the soyteens are crystal.cafe (Terf femcel imageboard) and frenschan (cesspool filled with downs syndrome pedophilic retards aka groypers, likely a honeypot made by the feds)

Due to frenschan subhumans making an appearance on the board to advertise in the past 'teens fucking hate reddit frog and will respond with hostility whenever frogposters post NAS coal frogs. The following are examples of response images when dealing with frogposters:

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Soyteens hate trannies even more than kiwifarms users and engage in raids against trannies when possible. They also hate tranime, unless it's made by the Dutch.

Barneyfag is important to /qa/ culture and is often referenced on the sharty: https://soyjak.wiki/Barneyfag_(Lee_Goldson)

The Kiwifarms is divisive on soyjak.party and mentioning it will get split responses between people who use and like both websites and people who shit on the farms just for the sake of it.
 
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I will say, this is a pretty good showing so far with all this oc and genuinely hilarious backstory getting posted.
Feel free to put any of this in the OP

A couple of interesting lolcows exclusive to soyjak.party that aren't well known here:

Kris Kane: former NYPD officer who went insane and trooned out. known for his insane and autistic obsession with BBC breeding and cuckoldry. he was doxed at one point by the Sharty and we found lots of info on his life but 'eens went too hard and he deleted everything non-porn related. Kris and edits of his insane images are often featured on the sharty
Details here: https://soyjak.wiki/Kris_Kane
Edits here (yes there is a booru dedicated to soyjaks): https://booru.soy/post/list/kris_kane/1


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Alleged Pedophile user of the sharty that livestreamed his fail suicide via ratchet strap: https://soyjak.wiki/UB3R

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Some other interesting facts:

Due to Kuz being Russian there is often autistic retard fights between chuds about the Ukraine war. the Polish imageboard Wilchan has wiped the 'log on the sharty with scat spam several times because they perceive the site as being pro-Russian

The sharty is (was, everyone is rangebanned on 4cuck now pretty much) also known for raids against 4chan and other imageboards, notable raids include wiping the 'log of /hm/ by spamming jaks recently, raids on /lgbt/ and stealing the 1000000 get on /s4s/. The hardest boards to raid (most autistic jannies) are /a/ and /jp/, and the easist are /v/ and /pol/ https://soyjak.wiki/Raids

Special mention to the "Did Vaush just BTFO all of 4chan's 13/50 arguments?" threads and it's variants, which are known to get a massive number of retards to take the bait on /pol/ and waste their time in a troll thread. https://soyjak.wiki/4chan_Trolling_Tactics

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The lead janny of /s4s/ had an autistic meltdown after the 1 million get was stolen by a jakposter, in general soyjak.party users hate the 4chan moderators for their awful policies in regard to moderation and for the unjustified destruction of /qa/ (former home of jakking). There was a rogue 4chan mod that leaked moderation secrets on the sharty at one point and 'teens have the doxxes of several 4chan jannies. 'Teens have found that 4chan "oldfags" are the easiest users on 4cuck to troll, so they will often target oldfag nostalgia threads with spam and mock 4chan's mascot yotsuba, which enrages oldfags. There is an ongoing campaign to insert 'jaks into oldfag screencaps and revise history/piss off oldfags/spread stealth jaks

The old owner of the sharty attempted to colonize other imageboards: https://soyjak.wiki/Operation_Janitor_Soy-takeover

Some of the main enemies of the soyteens are crystal.cafe (Terf femcel imageboard) and frenschan (cesspool filled with downs syndrome pedophilic retards aka groypers, likely a honeypot made by the feds)

Due to frenschan subhumans making an appearance on the board to advertise in the past 'teens fucking hate reddit frog and will respond with hostility whenever frogposters post NAS coal frogs. The following are examples of response images when dealing with frogposters:

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Soyteens hate trannies even more than kiwifarms users and engage in raids against trannies when possible. They also hate tranime, unless it's made by the Dutch.

Barneyfag is important to /qa/ culture and is often referenced on the sharty: https://soyjak.wiki/Barneyfag_(Lee_Goldson)

The Kiwifarms is divisive on soyjak.party and mentioning it will get split responses between people who use and like both websites and people who shit on the farms just for the sake of it.
That video of Kris Kane is so unsettling, lmfao. Also all of this 4chan trolling is just genius, frankly. Only issue I really have with these guys is the occasional weird "ironic pedo" jokes, but it looks like those are even a touchy subject over there, so idk
 
'p: Shorthand for cp. You will often see posters shorten words in this manner where they cut off many letters and replace them with an apostrophe. I don't know the origin of this. But common examples include: soyjak -> 'jak, sharty -> 'arty, Cobson ->'son, Stonetoss -> 'toss, Nicacado Avocado -> 'cado.
i'm not sure either but it's probably from dutch. ongezellig in the fandom and /qa/ and /co/ and etc. is often shortened to 'zellig or 'lig, and dutch does this with some words sometimes (like how "het" (the) becomes " 't", but mainly in spoken dutch)
 
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Old /qa/ were bigger faggots than /lgbt/. They constantly kept spamming questions asking to shut down /pol/, were constantly told no, and cried about it eternally until the board was shut down.
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i'm not sure either but it's probably from dutch. ongezellig in the fandom and /qa/ and /co/ and etc. is often shortened to 'zellig or 'lig, and dutch does this with some words sometimes (like how "het" (the) becomes " 't", but mainly in spoken dutch)
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(this thread is now owned by gemzellig zealots btw)
 
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they sperg out hard if kf is mentioned, i looked at it during the downtime last year
A message from soyjak.party To any kiwicels reading this:

I want to make it perfectly clear that we hate you and everything you stand for. You represent the absolute worst the internet has to offer, mostly lying near the bottom of the barrel of humanity in general. If anything is a threat to freedom of speech it's you. People who lack any semblance of humour, restraint and need to push other people down in order to justify your own personal failures. No wonder the rest of the internet didn't care when your cesspit was censored by troons, they want to forget you exist. Normal people look at you with disgust the same way they would with the crazy trannies you love to hate. You represent a subset of people (who were most likely bullied in school) that have no qualms in dealing out harrasment and insults but lack any capacity to deal with it yourself. Your fragile egos are laid out bare whenever we have the unfortunate experience of being linked to your site. Nothing is more evident that you're speaking to the weird kid from highschool than the multilayered smugness that is only rivaled by Redditors themselves. I sincerely hope you don't dismiss this comment as a troll and have a long overdue moment of reflection.
 
A message from soyjak.party To any kiwicels reading this:

I want to make it perfectly clear that we hate you and everything you stand for. You represent the absolute worst the internet has to offer, mostly lying near the bottom of the barrel of humanity in general. If anything is a threat to freedom of speech it's you. People who lack any semblance of humour, restraint and need to push other people down in order to justify your own personal failures. No wonder the rest of the internet didn't care when your cesspit was censored by troons, they want to forget you exist. Normal people look at you with disgust the same way they would with the crazy trannies you love to hate. You represent a subset of people (who were most likely bullied in school) that have no qualms in dealing out harrasment and insults but lack any capacity to deal with it yourself. Your fragile egos are laid out bare whenever we have the unfortunate experience of being linked to your site. Nothing is more evident that you're speaking to the weird kid from highschool than the multilayered smugness that is only rivaled by Redditors themselves. I sincerely hope you don't dismiss this comment as a troll and have a long overdue moment of reflection.
i honestly think they hate the farms because the farms has a bigger killcount than any other site (allegedly by wikipedia's page)
to that i say: Sneed.
 
The Sharty has become it's own thing in a lot of ways and has its own jargon and memes. Many terms may be unfamiliar to the uninitiated, so I think it best to create a dictionary of all the terms and in-jokes:
Gem: Generally funny/quality content. Gems are rare and it's a sin to push gems out of the way or push down gemmy threads with non gem posts. You will see soyjaks edited like diamonds or holding diamonds to reflect this. Synonyms are often other words with the suffix '-erald' applied.

Coal: The opposite of a gem. Coal can be found anywhere and it mucks up the 'gem mine.' Coal is often used to describe content that is painfully unfunny or 'cringe' as the zoomers say. Synonyms of coal include dust and brimstone.

Variant: Any kind of soyjak that is a significant deviation from the original soy wojak. Variants only resemble wojak in style, but they are often tracings of other images or are edits of existing 'jaks.

nas: "Not A Soyjak." Posting, especially on the /soy/ board, is dedicated towards posting 'jaks, and posting things that aren't soyjak related is often considered coal. Back in the early days, there was a dedication towards creating new soyjak variants off of existing photographs or other soyjaks. Poster would often post an image of a guy with an open mouth and say 'new 'jak' and everyone else would rate whether it was nas coal or ias gem. This doesn't happen too much anymore, so nas has just become a synonym for coal.

-ACK: The sound a troon makes when he hangs himself; often in the middle of speaking in greentext. Can be applied to other variants

HWABAG: He Will Always Be A Gem. A catchphrase of the supporters of Cobson, one of the younger variants that caused much controversy when he was first introduced. You will see variants of this like HWABAS4BBC: He Will Always Be A Slut For BBC.

'p: Shorthand for cp. You will often see posters shorten words in this manner where they cut off many letters and replace them with an apostrophe. I don't know the origin of this. But common examples include: soyjak -> 'jak, sharty -> 'arty, Cobson ->'son, Stonetoss -> 'toss, Nicacado Avocado -> 'cado.
"New 'toss" is one of my favorite sharty sayings. "Stonetoss political comics" (shortened to 'toss) basically means any comic, political content, or bait

Example: a 'teen posts some sort of porn or far left political cartoon on /pol/ or /v/, the thread is titled "new toss" and the thread URL is posted on the sharty for people to jump in and spam it.

More effective if 'teens invade a thread that's already going and spam that instead though, jannies are slow to ban those ones.



Kiwisisters... I don't feel too good
 
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You will often see posters shorten words in this manner where they cut off many letters and replace them with an apostrophe. I don't know the origin of this. But common examples include: soyjak -> 'jak, sharty -> 'arty, Cobson ->'son, Stonetoss -> 'toss, Nicacado Avocado -> 'cado.
Obviously they're memeing it in a different way, but people do this in real life, usually swarthy working class people. I think it's usually associated with Josh's least favorite race. Pretty sure the giant groundskeeper guy in Harry Potter speaks like this.

I want to make it perfectly clear that we hate you and everything you stand for. You represent the absolute worst the internet has to offer, mostly lying near the bottom of the barrel of humanity in general. If anything is a threat to freedom of speech it's you. People who lack any semblance of humour, restraint and need to push other people down in order to justify your own personal failures. No wonder the rest of the internet didn't care when your cesspit was censored by troons, they want to forget you exist. Normal people look at you with disgust the same way they would with the crazy trannies you love to hate. You represent a subset of people (who were most likely bullied in school) that have no qualms in dealing out harrasment and insults but lack any capacity to deal with it yourself. Your fragile egos are laid out bare whenever we have the unfortunate experience of being linked to your site. Nothing is more evident that you're speaking to the weird kid from highschool than the multilayered smugness that is only rivaled by Redditors themselves. I sincerely hope you don't dismiss this comment as a troll and have a long overdue moment of reflection.
If you're going to insult us, give it some body! There's no real substance to this, it's just "your dumb and ugly and stupid", but you've extended it. You have to say something of substance to us, like maybe Farmers only use this site because we couldn't fit in anywhere else, or call Josh a pedo or something.
 
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