Plagued Soyjak.Party / The Sharty - The altchan born from the ashes of /qa/; also a containment thread

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Last night I was awake for everything, and actively following the situation. I can not say that anything important of note happened other than there are 2 bunkers, 1 of them being https://bunker.soyjak.wiki
and I don't have the link for the other, but it's run by Max and kolymacucks anyway.
There is also somebody working on a 'teen owned and operated splinter called soyjak.space which might be our best hope if they can find a way to deal with DDOS, CSAM and general spam.
I also found this parody of

It's The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine)​

If you enjoy the original this is guaranteed to be a good read, do check it out.
[Verse 1]

That's great, it starts with a soyquake
‘teens and ‘troons, an IP leak Yuri Kuz is not afraid
Middle of a wildfire, listen to your coals burn
Board serves its own needs, listen to the ‘teens sneed
Seed it from the troon’s peak, gem, no, strength, done
Sharty stops the party with fear, fight, down, height
Wire in a fire, representing thrembo games
And a janny team for hire and a dead website
Left of west and coming in a hurry with the troonies
Stealing all your gems
Team by team, soyjakkers baffled, banned, muted, saged
Look at that stealthjak, mine them
Uh-oh, overflow, population, ‘jakker flood
But it'll do, save your gems, serve yourself. Board serves its own needs, listen to the troons sneed
Sooty with the rapture and the revered in the right, right
You vitriolic, patriotic, Dollist plight, Kuzist blight
Feeling pretty psyched

{Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it
It's the end of the board as we know it
It's the end of the board as we know it
And I feel fine

[Verse 2]

Six o'clock, /soy/ peak, don't get caught in IP leaks
Ban and burn, return, listen to your coals burn
Locking in uniform, thread saging, soydueling
Every bumo escalates, automotive incinerate
Fire janny, Janny leaks, step down, step down
Watching Max lock, locked, uh-oh, this means
No fear, cavalier renegade steer clear
A tournament, a tournament, a tournament of coal
Offer me alternatives, offer me bunker-chans And I will fold

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine (I feel fine)

[Instrumental Break]

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine

[Verse 3]

The other night I dreamt of sproke, wanting ponyfags to choke
Dr. E does a line, Logan’s not fine
Leonid Maximov, Yuri Kuz and Sooty Soot
Soyjak party, cheese bait, jelly bean, perm’d you
You symbiotic, patriotic, Dollist plight, right?
Right

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine

[Bridge]

It's the end of the board as we know it
It's the end of the board as we know it
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine

[Chorus]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine

[Outro]

It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
It's the end of the board as we know it (It's time I had some time alone)
And I feel fine
To all 'teens in this thread, thank you for all of the laughs, thank you for the hours and hours of fun, and thank you for creating such a beautiful community. For all of the bullshit I wouldn't take back a second of my time spent there for the world. Hope is not yet lost. Keep holding on. Weather it's with Kolyma, on the 'Jarty, or even on the 'cuck, jakkin' will persist. As is soot's legacy.

The future surrounds us, uncertain
 
but if it can't fix the same problems the sharty faced
The admin said he's prepared to temporarily remove the ability to post images. Why would doll rather lose the now infamous soyjak.party domain instead of doing something among these lines?
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I didn't expected to be over this soon for the Sharty, as much shit I liked throwing at them. It's actually sad to see them go.
I still cannot entirely grasp the Sharty and its culture, but that doesn't mean I don't think it should disappear. Hopefully their community doesn't splinter too badly; however, I am not optimistic about the Sharty being the phenoix the rises from the ashes like the Farms has been time and time again.
 
Locked because vichan is compromised and Mr. Goldberg is waiting to get custody of all the servers transferred to him. He keeps updating the 9ch bunker and then reverting to the old BBS format when people get mad about it.

The one on the left is the original BBS format, on the right he was going for more of a forum format, sadly that was the only screenshot I got before it changed again. I guess sovlBBS is here to stay
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Wait, THE Max Goldberg is buying the sharty?
 
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Dont worry. We still have jakparty.soy

Now that the sharty is dead and most teens will probably go to jakparty or similar splinters (because the community wont just die like that) shouldnt we rename this thread to discuss the whole soyjak community?
 
I always seen the soyteens as my little brothers.

Not in a patronizing way. We're not the same generation and part of what they are doing now, I did back in the day when I was their age.

Raiding, making songs and photoshoots, getting tricked by screamers (no cp back in the day luckily).

Pretty bummed out about the sharty closing. I know how it feels. Hope they can find an online place they can call home.

Semper Fi :semperfidelis:
 
Ironic, since he was the one who founded it.
soot did thoughever
Dont worry. We still have jakparty.soy

Now that the sharty is dead and most teens will probably go to jakparty or similar splinters (because the community wont just die like that) shouldnt we rename this thread to discuss the whole soyjak community?
jarty fucking sucks, its full of jaded dramafags arguing about boring shit and CP
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scratch that lol
 
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It remains to be seen whether the 'arty will rise from the ashes or live on in splinter sites. But what is known for sure is that the 'teens have left their mark on internet history forever.

Towards the eradication of transgenderism and total tranny death. So goonclowns may never Harry another website again
 
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