His parents named him Brayden, he never had a chance anyway. All of the *ayden names are cursed really. Hayden is passable, but Brayden is what you name a donkey. That's a donkey name. Dude has a goddamn donkey name. Have pity on donkeyboy, he's got a donkey name.
His parents named him Brayden, he never had a chance anyway. All of the *ayden names are cursed really. Hayden is passable, but Brayden is what you name a donkey. That's a donkey name. Dude has a goddamn donkey name. Have pity on donkeyboy, he's got a donkey name.
Sir Gemerald Bleu/Lee Clottson or whatever here. Former tripsister. Active as a janny during July 2023 to January 2024, fired without warning. First started using the Party in the first few weeks of 2022, and submitted my first janny application in December 2022. I need to get this off my chest.
Why do I even want to do this anymore? The single time of weakness as a janny in months where I needed support and cooperation it has been nonstop shitposting. It has been nonstop drawing lines in the sand. This is fucking completely the WORST experience I've had in this site. Thank you, thank you very much for the effort I put into this site, into this community, and instead this is how you've treated it. All it took was the slightest of banter in janny PMs for Root to delete my janny account and tell me to fuck off for being autistic.
I've always been loyal to the Party. I would describe myself as a prolific poster: I've used other boards besides /soy/ actively, I discussed, bumped and posted gems, I never used splinter sites or 'rd servers, nothing of the sort. I wanted to stick with the Party, regardless of how much of a shitshow it has become. But this kind of circlejerky bullshit? The moment I needed help to deal with this? Fuck you, fuck this, fuck Doll, Root and the mod team (for the most part. I did have some positive interactions with some jannies over PMs), fuck you all. You are not doing this for the community, you are doing this for your own egos.
So now that I'm no longer a janny, I want to be 100% clear about how I feel about the Party, as someone who has tried to make his best efforts to fix it. I want to be 100% clear about the hypocrisy, the double standards, the shit tier, fucking nonsensical "decision-making" that this site has been built on. This shit gets me so fucking mad. So much that I literally can't stay away from this shit site even if I've been 'nished. I want to be clear about the fucking autism and the hypocrisy I have had to deal with, having to make decisions about content with no fucking transparency, making sure to not piss off the wrong person, having to deal with the constant, shit-tier and completely inane fucking bullshit.
Even now, I still respect Froot and believe he makes the right calls. When discussing my failures as a janny that got me rather disrespectfully fired, he said I'd have to tape a soyjak to a car in order to become a janitor again. I refused, I wanted to do this the right way and talk away any concerns that may have been raised. Then he says I blew my chance. Fucking faggot.
The way that the janitor team was handled, in particular the way I was dealt with, was disgusting. The only jannies I have ever heard are decent enough, at least have some form of dignity and are at least sane people to be jannies, agree with my ideal of an improved Party, criticizing the mods. The site was never built on cooperation, on working together to improve it. In my eyes, it's been built on fucking pettiness. A fucking joke. I've witnessed first hand and it makes me feel fucking shit that these kind of decisions are based around egos, around the fact that there has always been clear favoritism towards certain jannies. Why the fuck is it that only a small clique can dictate everything?
On the subject of improving the Party, I view myself as a conservative, a reactionary. I describe this ideology as Briht Sootism, an idealistic view, one that seeks to restore the Party into the glory of the good old days that never really existed. In reality though, no faction has lost harder than 'jak purists in the history of the Party. Noone wants the Party to return to anything resembling what it was once. It has had a long history of dumb circlejerks and shitposting, the very foundation it was built on, that we all know it for. These are the people that run the Party now. For someone like me, who thinks he can change this place, who thinks he can actually make a positive difference to the site, this is something I've never been able to wrap my head around. There is a fundamental reason that the Party will never change: The people who run it will never listen to the people who want it to change.
I know that by making this post I might be ABSOLUTELY TANKING my chances of becoming a janny again, but I had to say it, even if I might be humiliated as a pathetic wannabe janny. I'm not leaking compromising info and I won't change my mind, and I still hope to see the Party shaped according to my vision. I like everything to run smoothly, in the exact manner that I prescribe. Like a well-oiled machine. Like a machine that will destroy any faggot who steps out of line. You know, like an authoritarian dictatorship. Like that. This is why I joined the jannies to begin with, for the chance to change the course of the Party, this is why I stayed. "DURRR POWER ATTRACTS CORRUPTED PEOPLE" To that I say it's a decadent liberal mindset but I'm not gonna get into that.
You're an annoying retard who bitches and moans about everything that doesn't fit your gay, narrow-minded idea of what it means to be "soy culture." You're no better than the losers on 4cuck who refuse to accept any new memes or ideas and are too busy whining about "election tourists" from fucking 8 years ago. In fact, they're probably more pleasant to be around than you are. I don't even like Froot but he made the right call by firing you from your gay unpaid job. I suggest you jump off a bridge.
@Fraülein Troonjak
Ermm, why can't I quote you?
Anyway, just stop caring. Or become the trans boogieman you were always meant to be. Those are your options my queen.
You're no better than the losers on 4cuck who refuse to accept any new memes or ideas and are too busy whining about "election tourists" from fucking 8 years ago.
I will have you know that I am a powerful, independent trans woman and that your post has unsettled me deeply.
Now let's unpack this. >IF YOU BELIEVE THE PARTY CAN BE IMPROVED YOU'RE LE... ANNOYING RETARD
Um, no. To begin with, a 100% IAS-ONLY /soy/ is a popular demand, see this poll by Doll: https://strawpoll.com/polls/1MnwOYMakn7/results >IT'S... LE BOTTED
Fine, I guess I can't argue with that. however, it just goes to show that my specific vision of what the Party should be does align with the wishes of all its users. So what if I want /soy/ to be "rulecucked", as they say? We have enough LULSORANDUMB offtopic boards, starting with /qa/. Even Root has agreed that making /soy/ the main board rather than /qa/ was a big mistake by Soot. Source: Dude, trust me... or whatever. What happened to "basedjaks must be in every thread"? >THAT'S LE BAD BECAUSE
Um, no. Just no. My neovagina is splitting apart and it's your fault. I genuinely can't even.
You're an annoying retard who bitches and moans about everything that doesn't fit your gay, narrow-minded idea of what it means to be "soy culture." You're no better than the losers on 4cuck who refuse to accept any new memes or ideas and are too busy whining about "election tourists" from fucking 8 years ago. In fact, they're probably more pleasant to be around than you are. I don't even like Froot but he made the right call by firing you from your gay unpaid job. I suggest you jump off a bridge.
>more pleasant to be around than you are
Ah yes, the literal teenagers who are one step away from being foodist tier CSAM spammers who treat the soyboy wojack site as their personal doxxing pisscord server (it's literally just a clay.party at this point but without the CSAM and animal gore) are so much better.
>more pleasant to be around than you are
Ah yes, the literal teenagers who are one step away from being foodist tier CSAM spammers who treat the soyboy wojack site as their personal doxxing pisscord server (it's literally just a clay.party at this point but without the CSAM and animal gore) are so much better.
I was going to write this whole paragraph about why what you're saying is so fucking dumb but it would be a waste of time. You're a retarded nigger who's elitist over fucking drawings of bald men with glasses. You're "heccin unsettled" over me calling you out on this because you know I'm right and you can't handle the fact I'm right. If people wanted your shitty rulecucked IAS dictatorshiperino (JUST LIKE IN MY FAVORITE COMMUNIST NATIONS OOOOO) then the No-NAS days we've had in the past would've expanded just that, but they haven't because nobody genuinely wants the stupid shit you're suggesting. I'm not taking advice about what's soy or not from an insufferable fag who uses the dustiest, most overdetailed trace known to man as his fucking avatar. Nobody here or on the Sharty, the wiki, the booru, any splinter site, or even 4cuck for that matter likes you or thinks your faggy ideas are anything more than retarded niggerbabble. Please fuck off.
Ah yes, the literal teenagers who are one step away from being foodist tier CSAM spammers who treat the soyboy wojack site as their personal doxxing pisscord server (it's literally just a clay.party at this point but without the CSAM and animal gore) are so much better.
>he said, being a part of clay.party/Foodists in the past who had zero issues whatsoever with these same actions and called for them personally while also participating in CSAM content creation.
You facetious twat, you're being the fox with the sour grapes because you're not the one in the operator's seat, not because you have suddenly a moral standard. If you were in the operator's seat, you'd be doing the same thing as you did in the past, sending boxes to trannies, sending gore and CSAM to the parents of streamers, and getting minors to fan sign for you.
>he said, being a part of clay.party/Foodists in the past who had zero issues whatsoever with these same actions and called for them personally while also participating in CSAM content creation.
You facetious twat, you're being the fox with the sour grapes because you're not the one in the operator's seat, not because you have suddenly a moral standard. If you were in the operator's seat, you'd be doing the same thing as you did in the past, sending boxes to trannies, sending gore and CSAM to the parents of streamers, and getting minors to fan sign for you.
I was never active on clay.party at all during its existence, I only ever made a account on it during the sennvenn shit in November 2022, I only ever found out about the illegal shit posted on clay.party on march 2022, but the site was down for several months at that point.
I was gonna get into more DNSL stuff but since I'm the only one that read @Fraülein Troonjak 's whole book's worth, I'm going to spoiler my response so it doesn't clutter up the page, and then get back to the extra DNSL tidbids and dox to get the thread off of this nigger.
In your entire books-worth of text, a single paragraph is dedicated to actually explaining why you hate the 'sharty. The rest is simply your anger repeating over and over again. Your philosophy? All gems should go back to the very early-Soot era, and that we should be very strict on NAS content. You claim indirectly (by saying that "pure 'jakkers" have lost to this shit) that you side with pure IAS 'jakking. I see a few problems with both your definition:
1. This was already tested many years ago on /soy/. It didn't work. I have no 'chives, but I've heard it mentioned by Doll on /q/, but /q/ threads die quick. I'll cite this ASAP if I can find it. I very much remember that being something in /soy/ history. It ended up being decided that the 'log became more coally because the same 'jaks were being repeated and people felt pressured to make 'jaks, which resulted in people with poor art skills making shitty, nearly poopson levels of 'jaks.
2. Most NAS is contained on /qa/. Most of the brony, 'zellig and anime NAS is contained here. The NSFW shitness is on/nate/. /soy/ now and then (by looking at archive.is) from my glance is no different other than lower reply rates and toad posters. People still actively reply to threads with IAS memes. If you killed toad posters, I don't see how the Soot era and Froot era would differ other than being harsher on non-illegal but unethical content like BMT* (illegal to commission or produce under some obscenity laws) or nigger's dying, scat shockers, all that.
The truth is that you hate /soy/ not for its content, but that it isn't your small little community anymore. You hate that it isn't chic anymore. Quite honestly, I like the feeling of a chic community if the users are active enough, but this isn't an excuse to argue with those who like it the opposite way. You hate that you can't dictate what is gemmy and what's not. As Doll and Froot said about you, you had relatively arbitrary definitions of NAS and coal.
Let's get to the juicy tidbids.
One thing that everyone omitted in the thread that DNSL had a completely childish spergout. I don't understand why nobody has mentioned this yet, because this is the first time since FuturisticHub that a grown man has typed in all caps and made childish demands, so much so that even regular members of his server admitted that he was acting like a total retard.
This is long, but if you want to see a man's career go to shambles in real time, delete fucking everything off his accounts, and threaten to get back at the sharty some day, I highly recommend it. I was giggling like a retard during this entire event, and I'm smiling right now while I write this
Unconfirmed DNSL post in the thread:
This grown, "mature" man makes an entire read-only channel called "call-to-action" and trying to get his personal army to the thread.
DNSL tells "shartycucks" that his 100 buck gameshow perk is worth it.
Bootyfarter45 thinks that the 'sharty has the hacking skills of Rami Malek.
"Okay, and what would your moms think?"
Here's the moment you have been waiting for. Doll confirms in the thread that he is going in the server to talk to Dan as a 'cord account with the Beta symbol. Dan then completely starts typing in all caps, demanding that he apologize.
"apologise NOW"
"APOLOGIZE FOR DOXING HIM YOU STUPID BITCH" (Dave is trying to play off that the Dave Starling guy doxed before was a fan, as you will learn later from the confirmed dox and him DELETING FUCKING EVERYTHING from his twitter and discord after the dox, that was in fact him.)
When asked by a regular member of the 'cord why they won't settle in DM's, Dan says that he wants Doll to make a public apology. He becomes hostile to anyone suggesting that the apology should be private.
Dan then starts using more than one w when he says now, very scary!
A normalfag and high role in Dan's server somehow thinks that Doll personally is responsible behind all the 'p on the 'sharty. An actual 'affy nigger (i forgot to mention that they invaded this raid and tried to spam their shitty link) even sides with us on the issue.
It's because you won't let him.
A long time member on the server calls daniel immature for not letting it go into dm's. After resisting it for so long, Dan finally gives in and asks if Doll want's to do it VOIP or by text in DM's. Doll selects text. He calls Doll a 'PARANOID POS" for not opening his DM's before they talk and dissapear from general chat. 'affy niggers spam their shitty 'cord link again and start talking about bibisi.
The chat is completely empty of both of them. Most server regulars and fans of DNSL are all watching this shit show while 'affy niggers fight with 'teens on the ethics of bibisi and how jannies are suckers for bibisi (GEG) when suddenly, everyone gets banned from the server. I know this, because despite me taking some of these screenshots, I never chatted once, and I got banned.
He banned every account newer than a week old.
After Doll posts the DM's (which you can find here earlier in the last page) the thread instantly gets to doxing. We find out that an email registered to Dave Starling has a code for a neighbourhood in London.
We then learn that this exact code on Google Maps leads to possibly the lowest search area ever, which is a bit more than a dozen houses. The stars aligned.
A 'teen finds an entry for a Dave Starling in this exact neighbourhood on 192.com, whitepages for the UK. The issue? Due to UK law, you need to pay for any info on an individual. Hope is lost.
DNSL then copyright strikes the Shabeel hack on Youtube. Some 'teens ask Shabeel to get the copyright info as DNSL's address and phone number might be there.
Then it happened. Some absolute BritGOD actually forked over the shekels. The dox is complete.
(Dox at the end of this post.)
A day later, DNSL is silent.
Then suddenly, DNSL completely nukes his entire Discord server and twitter, and adds a channel called #internet, with a message saying "the internet is a wonderful place" with a heart emoji at the end. He adds the same to his twitter.
Did I also forget to mention that the only chat that users were allowed to talk in inside his 'cord server are all wiped? This means that only devs and mods can chat in their seperate channels. No fan of his can talk in the channel, EVER.
And, that currently ends it.
Personally, I think with how his Youtube channel's and link tree are still up, I have an inkling this is going to be a shittier clone of Keffals for the 'sharty. As of some hours ago on the thread, it seems like his DM's are still open and has retrofitted them from a business contact into a tipline for anyone with info that could reveal the identity of Doll, Froot, Shabeel, anyone who speaks bad about him here on KF (Hi Dave Starling! Enjoy trying to dox everyone here, shitbag.) and any 'teen that helped with the raid. Some DNB was sent, but that's about it.
He's either going to come back after some time, and is currently planning how to exactly mass-raid the 'sharty with Shitflare abuse reports, or planning to try and silently come back and hope nobody posts him back on /soy/ again. He just doesn't seem like he is going to give up. He seems more like an outspoken, snarky Brayden Coleman but less hony for femboys and older, and less like the "Fine, I give up, you win, I won't stream anymore." Senvenn.
One last thing, many people have commented about how snarky, sarcastic, and rude DNSL is and think that it's a persona. If you take a look at his reddit account:
... you will find that he is actually like this to everyone he meets. While he seems to comment on soyboy subs a lot, he seems to be in them to laugh at others rather than stroking a hate boner for anti-troons and MAGAniggers. This almost 30 year old man is actually like this.
Here's the dox as promised:
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The full 'chives of this mans full career destruction are at (.is version) and (ghostarchive) DAMN DANIEL!
(Credits to an anonymous 'jakker on the raid thread.)
I know you guys love the on goings of 4chan's /cm/ but I found a wonderful thread and thanks to my superior intellect I surmised that this was about soyja.party. So here's the thread and I will post some (all) of the wonderful images posted their. Please say thank you!
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OOOOO) then the No-NAS days we've had in the past would've expanded just that, but they haven't because nobody genuinely wants the stupid shit you're suggesting. I'm not taking advice about what's soy or not from an insufferable fag who uses the dustiest, most overdetailed trace known to man as his fucking avatar. Nobody here or on the Sharty, the wiki, the booru, any splinter site, or even 4cuck for that matter likes you or thinks your faggy ideas are anything more than retarded niggerbabble. Please fuck off.
